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    Man makes plans and God laughs.

    It was a saying that made up much of Liam’s second life. The moment he was aware of where he was, he wished to run away from it all, but destruction was assured if all six Infinity Stones were left to exist, ripe for the taking by Thanos.

    A spur of the moment decision really. Destroy the Space Stone, chuck its remains into the ocean and pray that nothing would go wrong.

    Who knew that he was going to get dragged into whatever this was.

    Again, man makes plans but God laughs.

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    Updates every Tuesday

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    it is working title. contains swear words.
    Peter Parker did not want to meet Daredevil, spider-man on the other hand did. Then the Devil told Peter to get out of the ally because he didn't want peter to be caught in the crossfire. After this interaction Peter did not go out as Spider-man that night. he didn't want to bump into the devil of hell's kitchen and possibly reveal his identity.

    Peter hates Oscorp. Over there he got bitten by the spider. Peter hates the spider too but he can't to anything about that because it is dead. He went home told May and Ben that he felt sick. Then he to slept for 2 days. Then he woke up with spider powers. Of course he did't make that connection for a while. For a genius he can be a dumbass sometimes.

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    Peter Parker got bit by a radioactive spider. Then he became spider-man. This story follow spider-man and how he met other vigilantes and the avengers. Follow the major events throughout the years of Peter Parker as spider-man. Also on wattpad under the same user name.

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    Admiration is nothing but a poison. Yet the Avengers are admired by everyone...
    ...but they never do anything. Ever.
    I'm determined to not succumb to the 'big leagues' and just keep helping the little guy.

    ... However, I never expected that these 'Heroes' would be so interested in me.
    Just add it to the damn list.

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    Peter Parker has a severe aversion to the Avengers and goes out of his way to make it known.
    He isn't troubled by getting his gloves... bloody.
    Follow this witty, sarcastic, smart Peter Parker in his journey to become the best of the best, without doing what the Avengers did, which turned out to be literally nothing.
    He has an agenda that no one seems to be able to predict.

     

    And stop breaking the fourth wall damn it!

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    In the fight in the warehouse, Toomes attempts to use an untested Chitauri device to finish off Peter--however, what he isn't prepared for is for the device to pull Peters 1, 2 and 3 back in time into the fight as well, leaving a very confused group of Peters to quickly learn to work together and stop Toomes--and maybe even visit a certain billionaire afterward.

    No Way Home Spoilers!

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    “Better yet…” He muttered as he gazed at the arachnid on the table with a distrusting expression. “Underoos, as the self-proclaimed leading authority on overgrown spiders, why don’t you be the one to escort your brethren away.”

    Peter almost choked on his lasagne. He pounded his chest as he managed to cough out, “my brethren?”

    Or: Tony makes a joke about Peter's connection to spiders that turns out to be not so inaccurate afterall. Featuring witty banter, Harley Keener and a closet full of spiders.

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    But alas, the universe holds a particular vendetta against Peter (even if this wasn’t the version of Peter nearly tear a hole in the universe with a broken spell), so Natasha Romanov caught sight of him.

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    Captain America stood tall and regal, nothing like the PSA’s Peter had seen throughout his school years. This was a solider, not a champion. He’d come out of war disenchanted by the horrors and pain it brought.

    The man was a rather impassioned speaker, speaking with sincerity and emotion. Peter wished this was the Captain America he could have seen in those videos. He would rather see sincerity than a righteous script.

    -

    Tony needs to give a speech but is incapacitated

    His appointed rep needs to do the brief for him

    . . .

    Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be getting fired

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    Peter was actually living with his ex-boyfriend at the neighboring town before they broke up. And even before that, he was living with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben when they took care of him after his parents died. But as if fate hated him, his uncle died too and it took a year before his aunt followed, leaving Peter all alone on his own.
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    Peter moves to Grauntown to live a new kinda fresh life but little does he know that his ex-boyfriend also moves into the town to do the exact same thing. They met and Peter isn’t aware that Harley thought he couldn’t remember him. Hence, Harley tries to win his heart again, disregarding the fact that he already ‘moved on’ because he clearly isn’t yet.
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    Just a cottagecore friends to lovers to strangers again to lovers again trope.

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    Peter goes back to school after being kidnapped by hydra. Now,he has to deal with it.

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    Life hasn't exactly been kind to Peter and Loki. Both have always felt alone in many ways. Both suffered through their traumas and hardships alone. Both have felt unwanted and abandoned by their makeshift families.

    However, after an unexpected meeting, the two quickly become good friends in a way that baffles and concerns those around them.

    Together, they realize they’re more similar than they thought and resolve help each other through their traumas and be there for the other. Day by day they grow closer and become more and more like brothers.

    Aka a fluffy tooth rotting series of moments in which Peter and Loki are protective BBFs who care about each other and work through their trauma together as they grow closer.

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    While babysitting an 8 year old Morgan one of Tony's old prototypes activate and Morgan and Peter are thrown back to 2010.

    Now stuck over a decade in the past Peter and Morgan settle into their family and life with Tony Stark as they do what they can right the wrongs of the past.

    [Stand alone]

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    "Mr.Stark said that if you are within five feet of me then I am legally obligated to web you up by, in his words, that shiny bald head of his." Peter managed to say this in the most deadpan expression because he did not sign up for this, he just wanted to have a normal patrol not to talk to the head of SHIELD and then have an angry IronMan on his ass.

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    Nick Fury and Peter officially meet ft. A very angry Irondad.

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    Podfic version.

    Original Summary:
    Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right?

    Right???

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    "It's wonder boy!" Exclaimed Sam loudly, drawing most if the team's eyes from the screen, "how many cats did you rescue today?"
    "None." Peter hadn't had the time that early morning patrol, he'd been busy busting a trafficking ring with Daredevil. Then there'd been an attempted rape. The cats had had to make do.
    Tony snorted, "losing your touch underoos?"

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    "By the way. An old friend of mine is coming to visit. A bunch of friends actually. Very cool bunch. They have their own teenager too. Though certainly not as smart and humble as you." Tony drawls, picking up a blowtorch and waving it around carelessly. "You might've heard of them. The Fantastic Four? They're like the Avengers. Though they usually like to run off and do their own thing."

    "Isn't that what the Avengers did most of the time?" Peter asked.

    "The Fantastic Four is way better. My best science buddy, other than Brucie Bear, Reed Richards, is arriving at redmoon, which is code for 'Expect me in a few days or so.'" Tony looked wistful. "I wonder if he'd spare me the time to play chess again."

    "Reed Richards?!" Peter's eyes widened in recognition. "Isn't he known as the smartest man alive?"

    "Ouch." Tony says, pointing to his chest. "Right here, Underoos. You hit me deep. He's smart, but he's not that smart."

     

    Or: Tony Stark introduces Peter to Reed Richards and proceeds to get jealous. He's not the only one.

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    Five times Peter called Tony "Dad"

    And one time that he actually meant it

    (Based on MCU. Peter Parker and Harley Keener are both Tony Stark's biological sons.)

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    Anthony Peterson Stark went missing when he was 3 years old.

    Over a decade later when a mission from S.H.E.I.L.D for the Avengers to bring in and detain the new vigilante Spider-Man is met with failure. A recovered blood sample and old command in Tony's AI servers reveals that Spider-Man is a DNA match for Pete Stark the son of Pepper and Tony Stark.

     

    The Quest for Spider-Man's True Identity Begins

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    Aunt May dies, and Peter changes. His blood boils with rage. His fists get red and bruised. His eyes have too much darkness. Now, he doesn't think of himself as a hero. Nope. He is 100% Vigilante. And all he is trying to do is survive, and avenge the murder of his aunt.

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    In this world, omegas have no rights and must find an alpha to protect them. Peter is a rare omega who has survived on his own for seven years, but one cold night, he swallows his pride and asks an alpha named Wade for help.
    Peter expects the worst from Wade, but he just might be pleasantly surprised.

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    the adventures of peter parker, the ultimate gen-z: Groupchat Mode.

    aka this is why we can't have nice things

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    slow updates because i keep forgetting about this book until i see the last updated tag out of the blue like 3 months later

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