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    Pansy is a woman desperate to find a man who is the full package. She likes them big in every sense of the word and when her friend’s new boyfriend, Draco, mentions he has a friend just like that, her ears perk up immediately.

    Oh, and he’s also a pornstar. How fucking perfect.

    Pansy watches a video of his and instantly becomes entranced by his voice, his body and his monster cock, desperate to meet the man himself.

    She’s always been alone. Has always had to find her own way. So Pansy can only open herself up to sleeping with him, hoping he can be the first man to finally make her come. But when Neville shows he’s not like all the rest, will she give her heart a chance?

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    With the bitter taste of mandrake and the bright lights of the hospital wing, Hermione's secret lays bare before the whole school. Her green tie marks that she is cunning and ambitious, but she has always known, even as a snake, some secrets are impossible to hide. A muggleborn in Slytherin is unthinkable, practically sacrilegious. She is caught red handed with her lie, but instead of blood on her hands, she has mud.  

    Featuring both Hermione and Draco POVs, this is a slow burn enemies to friends to lovers fic.
     
    This story will follow Hermione in Hogwarts through mystery and danger as she forms alliances and makes friends. Draco is entrenched in a cruel pureblood world of dark magic and dangerous ideals. As he grows older he must learn hard lessons about his changing world and decide who to trust. Whispers of the Dark Lord grow stronger and while Hogwarts will always feel like home, it is no longer a place of safety and protection.

    Starting as Hermione wakes up from petrification in her second year, we will follow both through their years at Hogwarts in Slytherin house as they make their way into adulthood in a world where Voldemort will eventually win.

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    A different kind of installment in the Something Unholy series.

    A What-If Hermione never pulled Ginny into that locked room at the Ministry Gala.

    “Don’t overthink this, Weasley.” Blaise’s easy voice interrupted her spiraling. Ginny looked up to find two sets of amused eyes locked on her. “Tonight won’t kill you.”

    “Unless you’re into that.” Pansy chimed in smoothly.

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    As Twitter may very well soon implode I'm going to upload all my drabbles here so that I don't loose them!

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    'Only 5 minutes, 5 minutes and her life had changed forever. She didn't know what to feel, what to think, as she lifted her gaze to her best friend, now more than that, now her match'

    A Marriage Law forces them together, now and forever, at least that's how she sees it, he sees it differently / HH, Slowburn, Marriage Law.

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    Draco is tired
    Pansy is a little shit
    Blaise is tired of his best friend's bullshit
    Harry is just amused

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    Hermione accepts a job as a servant-in-waiting for one of the most infamous wizarding families: the Malfoys. Muggle-borns are not supposed to associate with purebloods, but that remains difficult when one of the masters of the manor refuses to leave her alone.

    AU where Voldemort had won the first wizarding war.

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    Pansy works at the Owl Post in Diagon Alley and Harry comes in often. They strike up a friendship, but Pansy wants to be more than friends. She knows Harry wants to be more than friends too because he won't stop staring at her tits.

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    Tasked with returning to Hogwarts in order to destroy what remains of the dark artefacts looming within its walls, Hermione and Harry have to once again face their demons - both in memories and people.

    Draco Malfoy was lonely. Years ago he never would have admitted that but today, sat in his office eating his lunch alone for the third day that week he didn’t really have a choice but to be honest with himself. He was lonely.

    Hermione Granger was fine. No, she didn’t have the career she thought she would. Neither was she in a serious relationship with a man she could see a future with. But she was fine. Just fine.

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    To say that Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts had turned out to be the most eventful to date is, despite past run-ins with giant spiders, basilisks, dragons and Voldemort himself, actually an understatement. As if breaking into the High Inquisitor's office to illegally floo into the Ministry of Magic and break inside the Department of Mysteries, only to be surrounded by Death Eaters, wasn't enough... Harry's whole world was literally turned upside-down when suddenly found himself in the wrong universe.
    Now back in his own universe with his family, and reunited with his Draco, Harry has barely got a moment to sigh with relief before the drama catches up with him. His and Draco’s relationship may have survived this ordeal, but will it survive a third wizarding war?

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    After the fall of Voldemort Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for Eighth Year. While trying to acclimate to her new normal, she finds an unexpected distraction in Malfoy and Nott. Sure the wizards are fit and have an uncanny way of getting her hot and bothered, but they're blood purists. Right?

    Draco and Theo had bided their time, secretly admiring the muggleborn. Had argued and debated on which the Golden Girl would choose. But why should she when both wanted her? The Fates stepped in and the snakes have to find a way to convince The Golden Girl she was meant to be theirs.

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    « La bataille est terminée. Deux mois ont passé et nos héros commencent doucement à s'en remettre. Fin juillet, Violette Atkins a la merveilleuse idée d'emmener ses amis, Harry, Ron, Hermione et Ginny, dans sa maison de vacances, perdue dans une forêt avec une somptueuse vue sur un grand lac.

    Violette se dit que c'est l'occasion parfaite pour oublier les horreurs de la guerre... ainsi que pour essayer de se rapprocher du rouquin qui la fait craquer depuis quelques temps.

    Mais c'est sans compter sur George, et notamment Fred, qui décident de fermer leur boutique pile à ce moment et de les rejoindre. Aux risques et périls de la jeune Atkins. »

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    I, Hermione Jean Granger do solemnly swear that I will (to the best of my ability) not try to hex Draco Lucius Malfoy's face off every time he looks at me with his smug little smirk. I will certainly not stare at him for longer than thirty seconds and will definitely not jump into bed with him...not again. No matter how good he looks with his shirt unbuttoned.

    I, Draco Lucius Malfoy herby swear to not start a fight with Hermione Jean Granger, no matter how much I crave her reaction and the way she squints her eyes at me when she is annoyed. I also promise to not go to sleep every night with the thoughts of her naked body pressed up against mine. It was a one time thing.

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    Sharing a common group of friends in proving to be difficult for Draco and Hermione. Every time they are together things seem to inevitably make a swerve for the worst.

    In order to preserve sanity for the sake of the friends they've grown to know and love, some ground rules need to be laid out. Safe to say, none of those rules entail sleeping with each other.

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    Pansy es demasiado Slytherin, Ginny no puede evitar adorarla por eso.

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    After the Second Wizarding War, the Houses have been reshuffled to allow Hogwarts to break free of the stratification and allow the mistrust to slowly heal. Pansy, a former Slytherin student, is now reassigned to Gryffindor.

    While some accept the reassignment, Pansy and Ron Weasley are quite opposed to the new reality. When the two come to words and things get heated, things take an unusual turn, and Pansy and Ron learn alot about themselves

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    When art class turns into a visual wet dream and your Mistress is controlling your every move... what do you do?

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    Its his last year at Hogwarts and former Hogwarts bully, Draco Malfoy just wants to clean up his act and get through the year. Maybe even apply for a potions fellowship and date Astoria Greengrass. His plan seems perfect on paper except for a minor hiccup in the form of a feisty Hufflepuff girl…

    “Say that again.” He whispered, gently pressing his forehead to hers. “My name, the way you said it Esme, Please.”

    “Draco.”
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    Pansy Parkinson wasn't a quitter.

    She gave one-hundred and ten percent even when it seemed like there was no end in sight for the problem before her. But today? Pansy wanted to quit. Every dolt that visited her shoppe to buy last minute bouquets for anniversaries or apologies grated on her last nerve. Including the man in a trench coat yelling through his cellphone. He just happened to walk in at the wrong time.

    Or the right.

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    Pansy Parkinson disappeared from the Wizarding World shortly after the Battle of Hogwarts, harboring a secret. Now she's back, but there's no hiding her secret now. Will she and her daughter be able to reassimilate back into Wizarding Britain? More than that, will Pansy find more than she ever expected in a certain Weasley?

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    a harry potter au VERY loosely based on the TV show five bedrooms, of which I watched a singular (1) episode.

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    A handful of years after the War, the Golden Trio find themselves invited to the wedding of one Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they end up at the unofficial 'singles' table', surrounded by happy couples and in the company of three semi-hostile Slytherins.

    The joyous occasion is shaping up to be pretty miserable, so they do what they do best: get utterly sloshed.

    Numerous drinks, and one jokey suggestion from a certain Fleur Delacour-Weasley later, the group find themselves considering a serious expansion to their real estate profiles: buying a house.

    Together.

    The next day, the motley crew move in together -- cue domestic misadventures, awkward kitchen eye contact, and Slytherins in denial.

    *****OR*****

    The one where (basically) everyone is gay and they have little to no life skills whatsoever between them.
    Ft. pizza-induced diplomatic incidents, sexual tension, failed dictatorships, and an entire houseful of people that are notoriously bad at feelings.

    Buckle up, it's going to be *chaotic*.

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