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    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

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    During 8th-year at Hogwarts Blaise and Harry get bond through a Legilimency miscast.
    Blaise has trained in Occlumency for years so his walls immediately go up, but he still has to suffer through all the racing thoughts of the Chosen one. Including the thoughts about his best friend, Draco Malfoy.
    Blaise aims to get revenge but his target turns out to be more tempting than he had planned for.

    Featuring: a lot of gay relationships, forced proximity in the dorms, Slytherins who watch out for there own (sort of?) and the ever innocent but surprisingly attractive Neville Longbottom.

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when the boy flinched. So Harry did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

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    Did you ever feel like you wanted to read Harry Potter for the first time again? This fic’s for you!

    What if losing someone added something to your life instead? What could Harry’s childhood have been like if Vernon Dursley hadn’t been in it? How could Draco’s have turned up if he hadn’t grown up in Lucius Malfoy’s shadow?

    Canon-divergent rewrite of the books, based on how the absence of these two minor, but nevertheless key characters would change things, with OTPs and other liberties taken.

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    Harry inherited not only his father's looks but his father's eyesight as well. By age seven, little Harry is completely blind. How does this change his years at Hogwarts?

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    6/12
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    Harry’s occlumency reveals Harry’s disturbing home life and Snape can’t decide if he wants to notice. Sometimes redemption comes from unlikely places and hatred can be just as powerful as love.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

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    7/?
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    Harry Potter is on a journey through the wilderness and the dark, on which he will meet friends and foes-

    Nah. Harry's on a Pokémon journey. This is a story with fluff, humour, and hopefully a plot.

    For my favourite Moony!! I really hope you like it :sluglove:

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    2/?
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    Harry comes into a creature inheritance that has last been seen in the time of the Founders which leads him to find out the how the Hogwarts Founders were considered the greatest Witches and Wizards of their age when they lived in the time of Merlin.

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    25/?
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    ''You've got a big mouth on you, princess. Why don't you put it to good use? Tomorrow night at my place?''

    Harry gaped at Louis and clenched his fists. ''I'd rather not have you fuck me and then dump me like a cheap whore, thank you very much.'' He spat before walking away again.

    ''Princess?'' Louis called after the boy.

    ''What!'' Harry snapped.

    ''You forgot to close your locker.''

    Harry rushed back with red cheeks and his bottom lip between his teeth as Louis leaned against the locker next to his and stared at his bottom half without any shame.

    ''How rude.'' He whispered under his breath before he scoffed and quickly scurried away.

    Louis' smirk fell and he growled.

    He will fuck Harry. And when he does, he'll show him who's boss and who's not.

     

    Or in which Louis is a player and Harry is a feminine boy's still a virgin and Louis will so anything to take that from him.

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    Harry is an early riser. Draco is a late riser.

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    Harry was never the type to discriminate against his lovers on the basis of supernatural species, it was the 21st Century for Godric's sake! But, unfortunately for Harry, this free way of thinking comes back to bite him in the arse as an impromptu trip to New York with one of his beaus leads to him getting kidnapped by two witches. Carted across the east coast, Harry is dumped on the doorstep, and forced to do the bidding, of one very infamous Hybrid. Harry had always made it a point to never get involved in anyone else's world-ending affairs, but the town of Mystic Falls and its many characters seem hell-bent on keeping him there. And the longer he stays, the more his own demons come to play. Hopefully, when all is said and done, he'll have something left of himself.

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    15/?
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    Growing Up Harry learned many lessons for life such as being quiet is the best way to avoid trouble and don't ask any questions. What happens if during his first trip to Gringotts he goes against both of those lessons?

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    13/?
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    The summer time crawls at a snail pace and Harry decides to go and do a stupid thing. Or maybe not so stupid, after all...
    There is a murder in London and Sherlock would get out of house even for a 'three' case, because apparently killers are scared of hot waves and that's the first one in weeks. John concurs.
    Universe is hard at work, Mycroft gets a Kneazle and adorable two-and-half year old Catherine is putting tea bags in the toaster. For science.

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    10/17
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    76
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    Harry Potter is muggles raised, the books often forget that. Why is Harry not more muggleborn like, why the hell does he not make any muggle references to muggle shit. This is the boy that went ‘no need to call me Professer, sir.’ So basically Harry being sassy and annoying the pure bloods.

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    1/1
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    49
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    3
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    The Moon has always had a certain undeniable sway over werewolves. Fenrir Greyback isn't an exception to this. Yet, even he, a devout werewolf, has his doubts about the moon's judgment from time to time. Especially when it comes to the mate the moon has chosen for him—Harry James Potter.

    *Inspired by the song "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes*

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    Harry dies at the Hogwarts battle and gets reborn with Tom Riddle and Nagini. Essentially just them fucking with Dumbledore('s plans)

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    An illustration I drew in celebration of Draco's birthday.
    Here's some sassy cuddling boys for everyone <3

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    Harry, being tricked by Kreature, is sent to the realm his murdered great grandfather supposedly was from.He finds out that besides being a bearer he's not even a little bit human. He must learn how to survive as his only link home is shattered. Being babysat by a fox demon isn't that much fun nor is being kidnapped then trapped in the world of demons where bearers are rare among several species. His wit, sharp tongue when angered, and gentle nature is enchanting to many of the male demons roaming about. So much so that even A king falls in love. Mpreg M/M

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    After their romantic encounter in the Gryffindor common room, Harry and Ginny get into an "argument" about who exactly kissed who.

     
    (Inspired by the FRIENDS episode "The One With the Videotape")

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    Gathering his bearings Harry took a step forward, tilting his head up just so he could look Riddle in the eyes. “I’ll shake the head boy’s hand,” Harry says, standing on his tiptoes to get some form of equal leverage. Riddle’s face was uncomfortably close, close enough that Harry could smell the faint scent of mint and dark chocolate lingering on the boy’s tongue.“When the head boy earns my respect, biatch.”

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