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    Harry was still a baby when he defeated Voldemort, great, you tell me.
    Well, you’re wrong, Harry was an orphan and everyone feared him.
    After all who would take care of a child so powerful to defeat the Dark Lord himself, he would inevitably become like him.
    And yet one person desired it, and Harry’s fate was completely changed.

    This is complete, I just have to translate it !

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    When Harry was 5, not far from turning 6 actually, he wished he had a friend and that his cousin didn't scare them all off. In return, a black leather diary appeared in his cupboard. Harry slowly ends up getting his first friend ever.
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    Tom Riddle sat in the diary, not expecting anything to change. He even lost track of time. So imagine his surprise when someone first started writing to him. Tom slowly gains a child

    A lot of time skips to be honest

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    When Cass — a casual HP movie fan — miraculously wakes up in the wizarding world, she anticipates spell-casting, friendship-forging and mischief.

    But she has certainly bitten off more than she can chew.

    Mortified after learning she’s Barty Crouch Jr’s little sister, Cass is stuck - without her memories - navigating a world in which she is accused of every crime under the sun for the next several years, all-the-while trying her best to help a certain chosen one.

    Cassandra Crouch is basically the physical embodiment of Taylor Swift’s Midnights album.

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    Fifth year is starting and Draco Malfoy is bored. He doesn't have much to look forward to. His friends decide to spice things up and challenge him with a dare he can't refuse. He has to get inside a boy's pants. Any boy. Nobody said it had to be the Golden Boy. But you know Draco Malfoy likes a challenge, and if a challenge is what you want, what's better than Harry Potter?

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    The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord arises…
    Out of the ashes seeking retribution rather than vengeance…
    Acknowledged by Death and yet defying her thrice…
    And the Dark Lord has marked him as his equal, but he will have power and knowledge the Dark Lord knows not…
    Death shall guide him with her gifts and The Lady takes him by his hand…
    So that seven parts of a whole extinguish one by one…
    And Death shall allow him to walk free of her clutches once more, so long as he gives a fraction of his soul…

    Prophecies change, Fate is defied, and Death aids her new ally.

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    ‘An hour into the Hogwarts Yuletide Ball, Draco is already bored. Well, Pansy would say he’s sulking. Which he most certainly is not doing.

    The problem is he didn’t even make it a whole song before the surrounding ocean of bodies made him sick with anxiety.

    His only consolation is that he’s not the only one sitting at a table looking miserable. Straight across the room from him is none other than Harry Potter and his two canoodling best friends. Draco doesn't know how many times he's watched Potter cast apprehensive eyes towards the dance floor, only to grimace. He doesn’t know how long he's been staring either.’

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    Harry thinks it's safe to say that he can't have a normal year at Hogwarts; the assassination attempts from the DADA teachers (sorry Professor Lupin Remus), murderers out to get him (no offense Sirius), and false accusations (could they be any less original?) are proof enough of that fact. 

    He's right of course, as his name just happens to be one of the names the magical cup picks for the Triwizard Tournament (despite him not putting his name but, does anybody care? Of course, not) and so it begins...

    But this time Harry finds he has two ingenious, inventive, mischievous, and slightly insane red-headed twins, to help him. However, this time Harry finds that not only does he have to deal with a homicidal maniac, overprotective godfathers, countless assassination attempts, prank wars, an abusive family, and the pressure of the whole wizarding world on his shoulders. 

    He also has to deal with the avalanche of emotions that two amber-eyed chaotic individuals cause. 

    Merlin's beard, where was a bottle of Firewhisky when you needed one?

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    Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.

    Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.

    Naturally, things escalate. A lot.

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    Harry, the solitary resident of the cupboard under the stairs, had a limited selection of entertainment. His options were to watch the T.V. from across the room through glances or to listen in on his aunt and uncle's conversations. On this cool April night, he chose the latter. His aunt and the neighbor, Clementine Popplewell, from number three had discussed number three's newest resident: an american. An American that decided to have a job in London and only lives with Mrs. Popplewell because her son owed her a favour. A strange set of circumstances indeed.

    ~~~

    AU where pre-hogwarts harry gets a new neighbour who is very concerned as to why harry is a little too okay with being in a shit home. A mystery told from Harry's perspective more or less.

     

    Cheers i guess.

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    10/?
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    After years of magical abstinence, reformed Death Eater Draco Malfoy gets a chance to show his old nemesis exactly how much he has grown. Harry Potter desperately needs his help, and Malfoy maturely agrees to satisfy the request.

    Neither one of the two has a secret agenda. None whatsoever, no.

    After all, power struggles are a thing of the past now ... right?

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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', was beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed with dying so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brought out something that will help him survive and live. But, who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into the deepest voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' & mortal enemy, who happens to be the keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offers him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself his 'son in everything but blood'?

    James "Jim" Potter, the 'Boy-Who-Lived', and the Wizarding World's child celebrity. But it's not a life he wants for himself. There is something else he wants with all his heart, something that he would exchange all his fame and glory for in a beat. What is it that he desires the most in the World?

     

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    The summer after her godfather's death, Hydra decided that she was done. Done with the war, done with fighting, done with people dying for her. Throwing caution to the wind, she begins negotiations with the maniac who seems ..less insane than usual.

    Two years later, she returns from Egypt with new alluring magic dancing under her skin and a mission bring balance between Light and Dark. Oh and to put her soulmate back together again.

    Updated summary!

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    Harry would have thought that after thwarting Voldemort's return, his next year at Hogwarts would be mundane and normal. No near-death experiences, no dark conspiracies. But alas, tis nothing more than a fool's dream.

    A new mystery is afoot when something begins terrorizing Hogwarts, threatening the lives of many, especially those born of Muggle blood. Moreover, Harry has found himself in the middle of it as everyone points fingers at him. Now he must find out what is really going on before more people get hurt as well as clear his name.

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    Harry Potter is part-dragon, and this has caused troubles in his life – many tried to hunt him down or kill him forwhy simply, a creature similar to him did not deserve to exist. As well as even he agreed to it, although a voice in him howled for him to do something; run, yell, and survive, even if he kills for it. 'Till one day he was captured by Tom Riddle, and obliged to cooperate with him.

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    I need more Tomarry Incest so here we go:
    Harry is the son of Tom and Lilly and he is obsessed with his own father. He is a vicious little bitch so he will seduce his father, being a home wrecker with joy.
    MIND THE TAGS!

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    Draco Malfoy buried his husband. Hadrian Potter had been a selfish man who cared only for himself. Draco was trying to get his life on track and raise their two sons when Harry Potter fell into his life.
    Harry Potter was just trying to bring his friend lunch when he tripped through the Veil of Death. The Universe he fell into was nothing like the one he left behind. This Hadrian Potter married Draco bleeding Malfoy! He doesn’t know how to get home so he’s stuck living with Malfoy! At least their children are cute!

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    In the end, Dumbledore was right about the power of love. Love wins. For some reason, no one thinks this is what he meant.

    Or, the one where after years of drifting the diary horcrux finds the main soul piece and they merge.
    It has… interesting consequences. Like Voldemort gaining his soul mark and regrowing a nose.
    Oh, and learning that his soulmate is Harry Potter.
    Mostly the nose thing.
    (This summary reads like a silly little crack fic because those are my usual - this is in fact more on the serious and angst filled side but I like the summary so,,,)

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    What if Hagrid didn’t find Harry in second year, when Harry Potter attempts (and fails) to use the floo he ends up in Knockturn Alley, but the weirdos actually do want to help and when one Red headed Harry runs into one badass mom, he realizes maybe the dark isn't so bad. Maybe Voldemort had a good reason for killing his parents and so many others...
    OR
    Harry decides *fuck the light* Lady M is my new mom.

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    Just a Harry Potter universe texting fic, this has nothing to do with the actual series to be fair, it's just chaos and me stealing the characters. This does have a decent amount of swearing, you've been warned.

    Also, FUCK JK ROWLING!

    Also, do me a favor. Read the tags, you'll want to

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    2/?
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    7
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    * This will eventually be a very long fic as I will write about 1-7th year. So be patient! *

    Enemies to lovers, what more should I say... !!!

    Two broken teens find solace in each other, but they won't ever admit that.

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    6/?
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    11
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