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    Rachel Watts is a highly decorated US naval aviator, back at Top Gun to be a teacher. A small trip to the bar the night before her first day can't hurt, will it?

    Fic Title from "Lead me on" by Teena Marie
    17/06/22 EDIT: No one has permission to repost, plagiarise or copy any of my works. Don't be a dick.

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    I would rather not deal with my own problems. So why not write about someone with worse problems then me.

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    Drew Danner has decided she's the main character. Even if the rest of the universe has confined her to the life of an NPC or quite possibly the boring wise friend of the actual main character, Drew refuses to play along. She figures if she gaslights herself enough, something interesting will happen to her. And maybe it will...

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    After the Giant War, Annabeth and Percy had moved to Beacon Hills for a bit of peace and quiet. They weren't expecting the tragedy that awaited them there.

    The Argents killed Annabeth.

    Hurt, lost and nowhere else to go, Percy Jackson finds himself staying in Beacon Hills after high school. It's there that Percy is reunited with his high school friend, Derek Hale, who is investigating his sister's murder. But Derek isn't the only one back in town and it seems like only a matter of time before the Argents are on his doorstep again, guns blazing.

    Plus a mysterious Alpha that seems intent on creating a pack.

    aka, derek needs the help of an old friend to keep their secret a secret.

    [Set: S1 of Teen Wolf, Post-The Blood of Olympus of Percy Jackson]

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    “But I’ll be there for you, as the world falls down.”

    The year was 2013. A normal night in the Williams household turned into a nightmare. Ruth was forced to live a life she thought was real only in movies. At the young age of ten, she lost her parents, her home, her childhood. Anna, her sister, had to trade a life of popularity and young success for raising her baby sister in a broken world.

    Years pass, and what Ruth thought would be a curse, turned out to be one of her greatest blessings. Her niece, Ellie, whom she raised from birth at the age of sixteen. The two form an unbreakable bond and fourteen years later, after loss and heartbreak, the pair would have to endure an unlikely adventure.

    Without much of a choice, they enlist the help of two smugglers. One of which is a little more than what they bargained for. Joel, for someone who says he doesn't have a whole lot to say, seemed to have a lot to say. With a grumpy attitude and a mysterious history, let's just say he pulls out Ruths inner detective.

    Little does she know that she has the same effect on him.

    Rewrite of “Until There Was You” on Wattpad under pen-name Anonymous_Writer002

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    Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.

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    Shinra's worried about the students again. They're making pro-Wutai plays. Tseng reckons Shinra doesn't have much to worry about; one viewing and you'd despise Wutai for life.
     

    Satire, on the vicious side.

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    Kazane is sick of being paired with lazy, sarcastic, insufferable, sinfully hot Inojin for every assignment. It doesn't matter how well their jutsus pair together or how much their families like each other, he makes her life hell and he does it on purpose.

    But when one of their missions uncovers an unbelievable plot to steal kekkei genkais, including Kazane's Explosion-Style, she is shocked to find he becomes her number one protector.

    If you love the story enough to make a donation, you can do so via venmo @Kristie-Meyer-18

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    The Man in the Moon is powerful, but compassionate. He is a gentle leader, a loving leader, with a constant smile and a desire to protect children and everything that makes childhood magical.

    How do we know that?

    Well, the moon told us so.

    Jack Frost, deep in anxiety, grief, and identity crises, is no longer sure if he can trust the watchful moon that he used to confide in. There are too many questions, too many secrets, and too many unsatisfying answers.

    The Muses and the Guardians are allies. When the Muses plan mutiny against their own leader, the Man in the Moon's character begins to come into question as well. Finding their future uncertain, the Guardians need to take a closer look at the past for clarity.

    There may be more to the question, "Who are you, Jack Frost?" than previously thought.

    The clock is ticking, and a deadline is quickly approaching that has the potential to throw everything into chaos. The answers will come to light regardless of anyone's attempts to keep them deep in darkness.

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    As an Unspeakable, Hermione has been tasked with a very complicated case. All the Marked Death Eaters in Azkaban are falling ill - Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott the worst among them. She has to find out why and cure them.

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    It starts with a gift, comes to a
    Middle with a visit to family- long overdue and ends in the sweetest thing still.

    Sammy doesn’t care much. Kal likes drinking seawater.

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    After escaping All For One and the vault, Izuku has spent five years trying to outrun the people who would see him locked away for being quirkless...both from the government and his villainous father.

    However, everything changes when Izuku catches the attention of the Number One Hero and All Might's secretary, 'Toshinori Yagi.'

    Will he become the first quirkless hero, as he's always dreamed? Or will he spend his life locked away as a voiceless, quirkless pet? Either way, Izuku will not go down without a fight.

    *Updates every other Friday

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    A young woman from Earth somehow appears in Mirkwood, very well knowing why she is there, but is still figuring out how she got there and how to stay alive. Middle Earth was a world she grew up with, so indeed she knows who lives in the realms of Tolkien's universe, but as she herself ends up in Thranduil's Halls, she must figure out how to stay friends with the king and earn his trust, without spilling secrets that could ruin everything. Constantly suspicious of the woman's behaviour and her mystery, Thranduil's interest towards her grows, but her stubbornness and bold confidence that almost levels with his own, makes it hard for a relationship to evolve. As time passes, secrets spill and the woman must fight to upkeep any form of trust. Will she succeed? Will she survive?

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    Luz Noceda was always considered odd. Well, odd is an understatement. Crazy, clinically insane, a schizo, and batshit insane were common titles she’d been given throughout her life. Eventually, it got to the point where even her own mother turned against her it seemed. After a violent fight between Luz and a school faculty member, Camilla Noceda decides to send the girl off to a therapy facility.
    Luz waits for the bus to pick her up, but she finds that she never was able to board the vehicle to the oppressive prison she’d been condemned to. Instead she follows a magical owl named Owlbert when her book is stolen to the land of the Boiling Isles where she must first reclaim her book from the area’s most powerful witch, Eda Clawthorne. Luz gains the witch’s respect and friendship through similar circumstances.
    In this strange new land Luz will discover more about her own origins and why she is not normal, and she gets to fight big monsters with big badass swords so what’s not to love?
    A.K.A. Basically a Devil May Cry AU for The Owl House. You don't need to know ANYTHING about the DMC series, either, as this doesn't use canon from it only themes and it's Smokin' Sexy Style.
    Update: Now with pictures!

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    Snape should've known not to grade potions in the comfort of his own house, now he's hurt and his vacation got ruined.

    And to ad up to it, he's forced to stay with the boy he swore to protect and his new girlfriend he's never heard of.

    "Is he always this..."

    "Demonic looking? Only when he stays up all night"

    Or

    Where you and Harry take severus snape as a guest in your house until he’s fully healed and things get interesting as days go by

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    Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...

    *

    Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
    Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
    Fuck JKR <3

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    Somewhat of an AU where we follow the story of Henshizo Sesshada, the son of a ruthless yakuza boss who tries to follow the path of light. He joins the usual cast of MHA taking Mineta's spot and Yanagi is in 1-A instead of Koda. Can he walk the path of the hero and be on the straight and narrow? Can you take the boy out of the yakuza but not the yakuza out of him? Will his past haunt him? How will he impact the story?

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    ❛ ⠀ ♡ . PSEUMINO ;⠀⠀a college student
    tries getting the attention of some of
    the most admired and attractive people
    on campus, only to get caught up with
    stands and vigilante groups in the
    process.⠀

    ═ ☆.⠀VENTO AUREO x GN READER
              :⠀COLLEGE AU


    ⠀ ⠀ ⠀✦.⁺ # ⠀UPDATES ﹍ every week.


    ˏˋ   thank you for 10k hits & 300 kudos !!   ˊˎ

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    Hell’s Kitchen, New York…during the day it’s filled with tourists who want to get lost in that New York City dream but once darkness falls it’s a whole new fucking world where the sinners and fallen saints dwell.

    There is a Darkness here that keeps the city clean of wayward outcasts…vampires, werewolves, demons…you know the shit that goes bump in the night.

    This is the city of Jackie Estacado, Don of the Franchetti Crime Family and current wielder of the Darkness.

    The real bitch of it all…my soul was sold to the Darkness in a blood contract

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    POV 1ere pers du sing "JE". Elle sera complétée.

    "Je suis une meurtrière. Et rien ne me permettra d'effacer ma faute."

    Molly, qui avait un travail tranquille, se retrouve kidnappée par un taré aveugle qui vole, et découvre le monde des exorcistes. Jugée dangereuse, elle doit apprendre à maitriser son pouvoir incontrôlable, et gérer les nombreuses péripéties tout autour. Au gré de son apprentissage, émaillé de combats mortels, se tissera une relation unique avec un de ses collègues de travail, Nanami.

    C'est un roman d'action avec une grosse intrigue autour de Molly, et se rajoute la romance avec Nanami en slowburn. Y aussi des blagues nulles, des analyses psychologiques des persos version PMU et beaucoup de traumas. Le cul commence qu'au chap 52 (bientôt pr le smut, bientôt).

    PS : J'essaie d'être réaliste sur la condition d'exorciste, les traumatismes et la tristesse, donc il y a bcp de discussions et d'émotions. J'espère que ça vous touchera.

    PPS : si qql veut être ma bêta readeuse hein.. je suis totalement motivée plz dites moi si ça fait sens mon histoire ಥ‿ಥ .

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    56/?
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