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    Castiel is falling for Dean Winchester. Of course, that was kind of obvious - in the past months they've spent talking and fanboying and laughing and having their private movie nights and diner excursions, they clicked. Everybody knows that Castiel and Dean aren't just friends.

    Except. They are. Just friends, that is.

    Which - shut up, okay? Castiel is working on it; he knows what he's doing!

    (Okay, he has no fucking clue what he's doing, just like the rest of us.)

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    There were definitely benefits to dating a wizard.

    Now that Stephen was back in the Compound, Tony had an easy escape to anything and everything. Annoying meeting? Portal. Asshole teammates? Portal.

    And, of course, Stephen’s verbal put downs were a thing to behold.

    or, outtakes from my work "painful truths" and assorted works in that verse

    TEAM IRON MAN- DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

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    After Fairy Tail disbands, Cobra finds Lucy drunk in a bar. In an act of kindness he'd rather not talk about, he drags her upstairs to sleep it off. Fast forward and Lucy has teamed up with Crime Sorciere as they try and uncover the truth behind the Tower, but all her attentions are focused on its blue-haired leader. Cobra could care less, right? Lemons, Smut, Fluff and CoLu fun!

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    I love to travel, to see the world, but I also love my home. It's been four years since I last set foot in Skyrim. I believe it's time I returned to see what happened to my father, and it wouldn't hurt to make a name for myself.

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    Ali has a tough time adjusting to this new world she's woken up in, she doesn't know who to trust, but there's something about Paladin Danse that draws her in like a moth to a flame. Does he really have her best interests at heart, or is he just using her for the Brotherhood's agenda?

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    Clarke Griffin’s Magazine Arkadia is her life, and she puts all her soul into her work. She understands her privilege, inheriting such a large amount of money young gave her the opportunity to be the kind of journalist she wanted to be, she couldn’t blow it.
    Lexa Woods understands privilege too, she sees it wherever she goes, written on the smiling faces of happy families. Most people think privilege is about wealth, power, or opportunity, I guess it is all that too. However when you have grown up with nothing and nobody, when you have had to fight for the very right to live and walk free then you realise that privilege is even more simple than that. It is a privilege to have trust, to believe in someone. Lexa is not privileged.
    Lexa might not be privileged, but she is super smart, and really strong, and she knows it. She doesn’t need to rely upon anyone else, because she has herself, and that is all that she needs.
    She boots up her 17” Alienware Laptop, and started her personal encryption software Trikru 3.2, clicking her knuckles ominously her fingers began gliding effortlessly across the keyboard, nobody was safe from her in her domain.
    “Right Miss Griffin, let’s see what you are hiding.”

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    Her face was still too familiar, it felt like an itch in the back of his brain, one that he just couldn’t scratch.

    “Alright, come with me please and we can quickly go over the details and fill some forms in my office.” It wasn’t his office exactly, but there was no one in and the forms were in the chief’s cabinet, so. They walked over there and Steve was elbow deep in the drawer to fish the papers out from the very back. They weren’t in use for years.

    “First, what’s the name of the missing person?”

    She looked him dead in the eye and gave out half an exhale before answering.

    “Billy Hargrove.”

    ~

    Billy Hargrove goes missing and it's Steve's job to find him. While investigating he learns more about him, than what he ever meant to and as always things just get more complicated day by day.

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    For Muggle studies, every seventh year Hogwarts student gets a muggle phone. McGonagall calls it House unity; Pansy calls it a blackmail opportunity. Draco, however, is less impressed, and Blaise, well he is just along for the ride.
    Taking House unity in spirit, Pansy reaches out to muggle know all, and Hogwards killer hunk, Harry Potter, to teach her the ways of creative chatting.
    Is it her fault she 'accidentally' forgot Harry Potter was still in that chat? Of course not, just as it isn't her fault she 'accidentally' sends a picture of a half-naked Draco to Potter
    She can't be bothered with silly boy's and their crushes. She is the Queen of darkness and damnation after all.
    -*- Complete -*-

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    “How much further?”

    “Not far.”

    “Be more precise, please, Porthos.”

    He grins over his shoulder at him, a wide beam though the edges are tired, he sees. “A mile, tops.”

    Athos merely raises the middle of his brow high at this intelligence, makes a pointed heft of his burden.

    Porthos, uncowed, merely says: “It’ll be worth it. Trust me.”

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    Another instalment in the long series of pieces based around the black box that is the Musketeers during the Spanish War.

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    When Harry left the Wizarding world, he had no intention to return. However, two years after the war, a Hogwarts owl with a letter finds Harry in muggle Barcelona.
    Hogwarts is ready to open it's doors again, with a new plan for students who want to finish their education.
    An apprehensive Harry accepts but soon learns Hogwarts, under Headmistress McGonagall, is nothing like he expected it to be. Harry and the other eight years wonder, why is there suddenly a pet dragon called Mushu and when did McGonagall become so positively Slytherin?

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    I didn't know where my mother was, but I figured if he was this close to me, alone with me... she had to be somewhere else, or this wouldn't have been happening. We just stared at each other. He actually raised a hand to my face and tucked my hair over my ear where it had fallen again.

    The way we looked at each other, our eyes heavy between the wine and lust. Anyone that saw us... together at that moment, would have known. It was obvious what was going on.

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    Han Jisung had a pretty normal life. He always knew he was a little bit different, but chose to pretend otherwise and hide in plain sight.
    He likes to keep to himself, and gets along with almost anybody.
    Until one day, an obnoxious new neighbor moves into the apartment next door.
    His life was never the same after that.

    In other words: this is a stray kids spy au, everyone has supernatural abilities, they are slightly aged up with occupations, everyone is kickass, and other kpop idols will make an appearance because im multifandom and proud.

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    After Marinette is forced to reveal her secret identity to Adrien during an akuma attack, the pair realizes that they may have a lot more in common than they initially thought.

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    "I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
    "Well, I am Alex, of Earth, and I am burdened with glorious sarcasm."

    How is it that somehow, the same person Loki takes hostage for his little venture in taking over Midgard is someone who could annoy him so much and yet not get her neck snapped for it? Well, it wasn't just anyone Loki took as a hostage from the lab that night.

    How the hell is she not dead yet?

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    “Are you Alexandria Jones?” she asked, now completely bewildered. Alexandria leaned against the raised countertop parallel to Clarkes desk with one elbow, tilting the brim of her hat towards the blonde. When she flicked the brim of the hat back up again, she adorned an ever more charming smirk.

    “Indeed I am. But, ma’am, you can call me Lexa.” She winked bravely, earning a deep blush and a burst of fluttering blinks from Clarke.

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    It's kind of like Indiana Jones but her name is Alexandria and its in the 1800s.
    An 1800s AU but in an alternate universe and everything is explained. Lexa is rich and lonely and Clarke is literally a slave but it's okay bc Lexa saves her and a bunch of other people. Pike is an asshole. Lexa takes Clarke exploring with her and they fall in love.

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    In the ruins of an old world fallen and broken under the hands of the son of Satan, a dark rider from another parallel world is tasked to find the Antichrist and either kill him if he is a threat to the realm of the Dark Elves, or strike an alliance if he can be swayed. Either way it goes, Azriel did NOT sign up for this shit, but orders are orders. And with the only alternative has him being barbecued to a crisp with his skeleton used as throne material for his sire - yea, that definitely was not something he wanted to experience.

    Takes place a week before Michael comes to Outpost 3.

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    To avoid an arranged marriage, Erik is willing to pay Fallon to pretend to be his girlfriend for two weeks. Should be easy right?

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    anger
    /ˈaŋɡə/Submit
    noun
    1.
    a strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure, or hostility.

    management
    /ˈmanɪdʒm(ə)nt/Submit
    noun
    1.
    the process of dealing with or controlling things or people.

     

    The Emsworth family are all under anger management. The Mikaelson's are... Well, somehow caught up in the middle of it.

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    Your parents are gone and have left you an empire to run. There are enemies everywhere, most of who want you right next to your parents at their secret graves. You know it's going to be difficult running this...business, because you also have to educate the oppressed and help them free themselves from their oppressors, so your mum demands you work with one of her most brilliant minds.

    Your hormones, however, are completely refusing to corporate, and you come to realise that Gabriel is not only brilliant, but efficient and ruthless. He was also more than happy to indulge you in most of your fantasies. You wondered if your parents could blame you for mixing business and pleasure, considering they did the exact same thing. Oh boy.

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    Obviously completely AU-
    The Earp Family has been in power over the Ghost River Triangle for over 400 years. Wynonna had never wanted to be Queen, but when she is thrust into the position unexpectedly she very quickly starts to make changes to all the rules. With her sister, Princess Waverly, and her best friend and bodyguard, Nicole Haught, by her side she is determined to avoid the supposed Earp Curse and change the face of the Monarchy forever. With threats coming from unexpected places, the only thing this trio knows for sure is that it's them against the World.

     

    A/N: So this story totally started as one thing and ended in a completely different place. That being said, I am really proud and excited to share this with you all. It takes a lot of unexpected twists and turns so going into this without any expectations might be best, haha. I hope you all enjoy it but, hey, if not you always have the option to stop reading. For those of you who make it through this entire journey with me, I thank you kindly. You are the reason I share stories on this site.
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