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    Chuck and Sarah get a mysterious new mission. Missing agents. Hydra. And... vampires? If you stumble upon a paranormal, who are you going to call?

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    “Are you kidding me?“

    Harvey read the contract in disbelief and gave the paper to Mike who flipped through a few pages and understood just what he read, but he apparently needed Harvey to state the obvious.

    “Where are we in kindergarten?“ Harvey didn't wait for the answer he turned to Louis who sat on the table next to Jessica in a conference room.

    “Where do you get this ridiculous idea anyway?“

     

    Or: New policy, Mike fights for justice, get attacked and Harvey learns that he can't deny his feelings forever.
     

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    In the aftermath of Mileena's downfall and Shinnok's defeat, the attempts between Earthrealm and Outworld to broker peace are slowly but surely getting somewhere, even if it feels like nothing is progressing.

    The exact same thing could be said about the budding "relationship" between Kung Jin and Erron Black ...

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    Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.

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    Rough city boy meets innocent farm girl. Disagreements, conflicts, and trials that threaten to come between them ensue. Gray is a cynical blacksmith apprentice who's been around the block a couple of times. Claire is a naïve farmer who doesn't even know where that block might be located. Both have suffered from a pain-filled past, yet they learn to heal with the help of each other. Despite their continuous fighting and inability to see eye to eye, something beautiful still manages to blossom between them. That is, until a certain doctor enters the picture. Slow-burn romance containing explicit language, sexual content, serious character development, and an overuse of sarcasm. Enjoy :)

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    Jasmine hatake neice of kakashi is comming from a dark past, has some issues but is trying to live this new life back in the leaf village. Meeting a old friend, will it change her for the worst or best? More secrets are revealed, but can she handle it? What will she do when the person she trust the most fails her?

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    When Cat Noir gets hit by an Akuma that reveals the thing that you are most in denial about, a series of events unfold in Ladybug and Cat Noir’s relationship that neither of them had expected.

    Or, 31-connected ficlets for LadyNoir July based of the tumblr prompts.

    This happens Post-Miracle Queen

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    Ashley has ninety nine problems, and learning to deal with grace that has a mind of its own is apparently one of them. Luckily for her, she has an ever growing pack to help her figure it out, a Genius who likes to fund everything, and a pair of over protective archangels who either glare at everything until it wets itself, or pranks everything in sight when jot munching on sweets.

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    You were sure you had one purpose with your powers of super sensory and heightened empathy. Save the world. First from Tony Stark, and then maybe him from himself if you could help it. After begging Pepper to get you a job, your life turns upside down. And when she's had enough and asks you to step in, well... things get complicated.

    [Okay 130 chapters in. It's a huge fix-it fic. Huge. I made a comprehensive MCU timeline (including sister shows) and kind of went a little crazy with it. Most things get tied in or at least mentioned. The focal point of the fic is reader and Tony's deep, DEEP love for one another. While also growing and learning and fighting all the big bads because that's what heroes do.]

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    Your favorite marauders (non magic AU) are working in a modern day shopping mall while they attend university or decide what they want to do with their lives.
    Various meet-cutes (and one or two not-so-cutes).
    Lots of sarcasm.
    Texting, cursing, and generally just trying not to drown under the weight of adulthood while their lives change over time.

    This is going to be a long one, so buckle up folks!

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    Following their father's coordinates, Sam and Dean take Skye to Blackwater Ridge, Colorado, and just so happen to stumble over a man-eating monster while on John's trail. Coincidence? ...of course not.

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    King Regis knew he was meant to die the day Insomnia fell. He had accepted his fate long ago and nothing could change it. After all, everything is, and always had been, ordained.

    Or so he thought...

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    Gavin and Nines take on a case involving a trail of androids who died of unknown causes. Gavin really needs to ask Nines a question but doesn't know how to handle feelings.

    Meanwhile, best friends and roommates Quinn (the only RK500 prototype ever made) and Alex (a genius ex-CyberLife employee) get into a lot more trouble than they bargained for.

    Set a few months after the events of Detroit: Evolution.
    Loosely based on a Tumblr ask/post in which Michelle suggested that RK500 became a guitar-playing android himbo.

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    Alternative Universe-
    Albus went with Gellert and they lead the revolution like they had imagined. Five friends from around Europe, loyal followers of the two young revolutionaries want to find out more about them. They make plans, start rumors even stalking them for every possible piece of information. But they found out way different stuff than expected.

    The fic is about five OCs, so don't get confused!

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    A look into some of the Sports Festival if Izuku had been born with a Quirk.

    (Quirk is in no way theorised to be derived from his parents' canonical Quirks)

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    Renjun had spent most of his life alone.

    Before he was adopted, in his first family, and now even in his current home, he led a life of calm solidarity. He enjoyed it that way, though. He and his owner, Mrs. Lee, never felt the need to venture out from their small home when it had everything he wanted inside of it. But, when tragedy strikes, Renjun is forced to go outside and face the world for the first time since he was a child. Luckily, he finds two loving and patient people willing to stay beside him and help him through it all.

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    "Or I could just slice your pretty little neck right away and end this chapter here" he whispered dangerously in his ear.

    "You could, but then you would have to take care of two dead bodies instead of one, buy two coffins, two headstones, arrange for two places in the graveyard, organize two funerals etc... etc... it's kind of expensive you know especially considering the global financial crisis going on" he desperately tried to reason him, waiting for the right time to spray him and get the hell out of here.

    He chuckled at his attempts to reason him. "Or I could just throw your body over the nearest bridge and save me all the trouble of the funerals as you so rightly stated” he whispered coldly making him shudder.

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    Midoriya Izuk-NO. Mido Itori is the one of the most wanted vigilantes in all of Japan. He has no need for a family. After being alone as long as someone like him has you become used to solitude. Why would he need a family now? He’s done perfectly fine on his own since he was six. Will Itori eventually crash and burn, or will he learn to lean on others again.

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    Midoriya Izuku doesn’t realize how much he needed a family until he’s forced into one.

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    ⚠️ NOTE: edited all chapters on 04/03/20 for better flow of dialogue/description.

    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk reader, encounter the Bat?
    And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

    I put together a playlist inspired by all the feels, good and bad, that you'll come across while reading this. Enjoy:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5BZHCaszvkWFUnz7pBKsnq?si=idBKKPl3T9CbmYtvRLcvfg

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    AU where Tobirama Senju had a wife and knocked her up and the Senju line didn't end with Tsunade. New Team 7. See tags for more info.

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    45/?
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