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    Waking up with nothing but a curse on his lips for someone he can't remember, Molly finds himself in a rather odd situation.

    Namely that of someone who was dead, but isn't any longer, thanks to an apparent old friend named Shakäste. The only problem is that he doesn't remember him. Or anything else for that matter.

    With nothing but a note telling him to find someone called The Gentleman in a city called Zadash, Molly and Shakäste head off together, hoping to unravel Molly's missing memories along the way. They can only hope that when they get there, the rest of the Mighty Nein - whoever they are - will be waiting.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    69
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    9
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    Parallel to "Captain America: Civil War." Proceeds to spiral off into its own plot. Steve has hidden Bucky with you at your house for a short time, or that was the intent. Now everyone is on the run.

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    24,688
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    111
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    12
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    Yoongi just wants to smoke in peace at his own private little funeral and Jimin just wants to crash it.

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    1/1
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    Liam’s depression and decision to end his life lands him in the psychiatric unit of a Brooklyn hospital where he meets Zayn, whom he might have already met before.

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    3/?
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    10
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    31
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    3
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    245
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    19 year old Raven Blackrose is on the run from her past.After her parents death her life spiraled out of control and to protect the people that she cared about she left Zuzu city and decided to begin a new life in Stardew valley.However her problems followed her and she found herself haunted by her guilt and anxiety.However could a boy with an equally as dark past be the one to save her from herself as she uncovers the terrifying secrets of her past and learns what kind of people her family was....

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    This is basically a Winter/Iron AU about a buzzfeed article in which a model is trolled by his sister and her toddler son recreating his photos. Taking place in the range of Iron Man (post accident, Tony returns from Afghanistan and obtains a kid), this is an AU in which Tony is not related to Bucky, he's just a single dad (to Peter) who apparently likes to play dress up with his son instead of go to board meetings. Steve and James are their usual BFFs, and Steve claims all the credit in the world for:
    1. getting Bucky off his couch and out into the world
    a. so he could get his new prosthetic arm
    b. so he could get a job modeling which he actually enjoys
    2. showing Bucky the parody instagram featuring this adorable kid, some expensive clothes, a robot, and sometimes a super hot guy that might be said adorable kid's very single dad.
    In short? Steve's the best friend ever.

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    22/?
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    Robotics engineer Junho enjoys his life until he's suddenly forced to be protected by a bodyguard, Minjun. His freedom now gone, his refusal to believe his life is in danger has led to his hostility for the bodyguard. Will Junho change his mind and accept the shadow that follows him?

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    124,415
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    257
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.

    All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.

    (A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2768
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    Eric is tasked with training the lone, female initiate from Amity. Will she survive his brutal regiment? Or will she wind up factionless? This is retelling of The Training from Eric's POV.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3339
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    As Barnes finds himself out of options, an unlikely scenario arises in which Barnes breaks into billionaire Tony Stark's building and makes himself at home in Tony's apartment. Meanwhile, Steve desperately searches for his missing friend.

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    1
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    Harry would never have thought that he'd be in a relationship with Draco Malfoy of all people. But here they were. Almost at their one year anniversary. And Harry was happy. Well, mostly. Sure, he didn't see his boyfriend that often anymore, and life was so hectic that he barely had time to breathe. Not to mention that Draco was probably even worse than Harry at communicating. And their dates were rescheduled so many times that Harry had lost count. But everything was ok.

    Until Draco starts acting weird, and Harry has no idea why. What is going on between them, and can they make it through the rough times? Or will their relationship end prematurely?

    read to find out lol that was a shitty summary but ok

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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    157
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    Regulus Black wakes up in a dark cell during one of the most eventful months of his life, not very sure of how he came to be there, and with only a stranger named Harry for company. An awkward almost friendship is born. Meanwhile, Harry Potter might have made a mistake. Or two. All he knows is that things aren't really going his way right now, and that his cellmate's mostly alright. Mostly.

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    English
    Words:
    30,675
    Chapters:
    9/18
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    994
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    Secrets, lies, neglect, abuse, nightmares, abandonment, and an evil that evolves are just some of the things that Stiles can really say made up his summer vacation.

    And Stiles has never felt so alone.

    For all that Stiles seems to be one of the only ones who really sees all of what’s happening around him, he keeps expecting the GOT Red Woman to pop out at any second and quip: “For the night is dark and full of terrors.”

    For Beacon County, that has never been more true. And it won’t be bound by night forever.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    137
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    34
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    Being the guard of Camp Crystal Lake could be so nice and easy, but when an intruder shows up and strange things start to happen, it's not even compared to nice and easy anymore. The lake turns against him, dead people appear, the camp keeps them trapped and the guy that showed up drives him crazy!

    >>Crackfic + no beta reader<<

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    91,104
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    50
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    11033
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    So Kitty being Kitty found my interdimensional portal to other worlds. Because she hates me, is an asshole, and a self righteous faggot towards me, she's gonna ruin some of my favorite things. This is the first. My favorite horror game.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
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    8
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    457
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    Dean has been trapped in a pitch black room with his arms tied together for a few weeks. After spending all this time alone in the dark, he finally meets his captor and is surprised to find that it is Castiel who had brought him there in the first place.

    WARNING: This is very graphic and contains rape/non-con elements and has mentions of self-harm. If you are not comfortable with either of those, then I suggest you skip this story.

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    9,751
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    48
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    An ordinary Law intern, Mia is only out to accomplish her goals. But when she keeps getting dragged into meetings with a certain high profile businessman, mainly to be made fun of, by her superior, it quickly escalates into things she’d never imagined. Especially when she is asked to start working in his company. Can Love, Law and Underworld exist together in harmony?

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    English
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    12,367
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    Danielle was his favorite from the start, even if she didn't realize it.

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    1,205
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Drunkenly lamenting their mutual bad luck dating, Astrid and Heather end up booking a holiday on a whim. When they get there, they realise they should have read the details more closely...

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    16,995
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    225
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    “Oh God, They’re just like us.” Alice whispers, meanwhile FP And Fred are laughing their asses off right beside her.

    Language:
    English
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    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    570

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