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    I teleport the Vikings of Berk and a few other characters to watch the Httyd movies and series. Will be cross-posted on Fanfiction.net under the account General Kamil. I do NOT own any of the HTTYD characters or the franchise. All rights go to DreamWorks and Cressida Cowell.

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    Everyone was racing against time to save Hua Cheng, when they found out that it was connected to where it all began.

    Someone was making super soldiers from the nanites that were perfected by the Yuwen's Corp, and it's time to investigate who was the spy, and what would they do with the super soldiers, and who was behind all this chaos.

     

    Bonus :

    A very very unexpected gifts for Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji.

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    When Bella Swan catches the eye of an entirely different Cullen, proceedings spiral out of control quicker than anyone would ever have thought possible.

    - Twilight, if Bella Swan had a lick of sense.

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    It's almost like Loki is trying to tell Tony something.

    (AKA some good old-fashioned post-Avengers-era ridiculousness.)

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    Javier Peña had a partner before Steve Murphy came to town. She was the only woman who could ground him in the turbulent world of Colombian drug chasing.

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    "I apparently need to work out more," Mitch replies, not bothering to hide the fact he's staring. This new Mitch is in athletic shorts and a tank top looking for all intents and purposes like he just walked out of the gym - he may well have because who the fuck knows how this place works - and not only because of the clothes he's wearing. He's not...he's not huge but he's definitely a lot more muscular than any other Mitch he's ever seen, all rounded shoulders and visible biceps and a broader chest than he'd thought possible for their body type. Mitches tend to be anything from willowy to lean, and while he's met the occasional extra-muscular Scott he's not sure what to make of a him that looks like he could bench press any of the Scotts currently in the room.

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    Remus Lupin was proud to say that he was very normal, thank you very much.

    He was a shy ten-year-old with brown hair, hazel eyes, and a very skinny frame. He liked to read and memorize 19th-century poetry, even though he wasn't very good at memorizing things. He owned exactly seventeen socks—yes, he had counted. Frequently.

    Oh, who was he kidding? Remus Lupin was not normal whatsoever, even by wizarding standards. In fact, he was probably the most abnormal child in the area—in the country—on the continent—in the world? He wouldn't be surprised.

    Normal, his mum always said, was overrated.

    Normal, his dad always said, was a myth.

    It didn't matter what normal was, though; not really. Whatever is was, Remus Lupin wasn't it.

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    All for One’s followers learn that Izuku is the new holder of One for All. Independently, they decide to strike against his family by kidnapping his father, Hisashi Midoriya.

    This wouldn’t have gone well for them in any universe, but it goes especially poorly in the ones where Hisashi Midoriya is All for One.

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    To dance is to live.

    To move and to be moved.

    Sometimes it hurts. Sometimes it just happens to change you.

    Tsukishima Kei shouldn't have punched his roommate. He does.
    Kuroo Tetsurou shouldn't have been late to his class. He is.
    Maybe it's fate. (Maybe it's Maybelline.)

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    Moving to Paris from London was not what you wanted.

    Nevertheless, for the sake of your parents, you try very hard to adapt to your new setting; attempting to speak fluid French, and fit in at your new posh school.

    Two young men, one a handsome model at school, and the other a kind of hot superhero, decide to make it difficult for you to choose what you want.

    Or... do you even have to choose between them?

    (Gender neutral, British reader)

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    Fuck! He really thought it was going to work out this time. He had been careful, didn’t touch anyone, stayed quiet, did what he was told. He didn't deserve this, no one did.

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    Izuku gets thrown into the foster system, with shitty parent after shitty parent. Finally, he has a brother in arms and maybe a teacher who cares.

    or

    Aizawa knows something is up.

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    So Ash Lynx died. Everyone knew that.

    And Aslan Callenreese left his incredibly generous inheritance to his friends. And everyone is sad and everything hurts.

    But things aren't as they seem. Not quite. Because names are not people. And Ash has decided that with Eiji finally safe in Japan, it is time for him to be done, to be free. Or at least to avoid going to prison for a very very long time. So when he's given the opportunity to 'use his powers for good' by joining witness protection and becoming a member of the FBI task force created specifically to help abused and trafficked children, kids like Ash... well he doesn't really have a choice, now does he?

    And thus is Agent Rick Henry born. It's not an easy transition to being on this side of the law. But he's finally got the power to really stick it to these assholes. If only he knew how to say goodbye.

    For those of you that have been following Postcards, this is the sister fic, I've been mentioning.

    For those of you starting here... There might be a few moments of confusion, but this should be able to be read as a stand alone. (I'd recommend reading Postcards first and coming back, but I'm not the boss of you!)

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    Bring Back The Bastard 2021 Snape Fest

    Severus Snape centric, Pro Snape Drabbles, Double Drabbles and ficlets for the daily prompt event.


    Rated Teen for all the swearing.

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    A woman with the temper of the devil and a plan along with ambition, somehow ends up in 1899 and has a plan what to do in her life. As corona has destoroyed her way of life back home, she now get a second chance to do what she likes. Fashion and she'll use whatever lies and other methods to get her way.

    But what is more important, money and fame, or is it something else out there that she hasen't realised yet?

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    Mount Paozu. Ages away from anything that even resembled civilization, a stretch of land practically untouched by man. All manner of predators and wildlife roamed absolutely uninhibited.

    Adventure kicked off with a bang out here.

    Bang! Bang!

    In my case, quite literally.

    Granted, I wasn’t on the scene when it happened, but the acoustics in the mountains were impressive. Not a chance in Hell that I wouldn’t hear a gunshot, let alone two.

    Sure enough, I saw two immediately recognizable figures walking the path toward the house not twenty minutes later. The taller of the two, wearing long blue hair in a braided ponytail and clad in a pink dress, dark gloves and sneakers, I knew to be Bulma, who I’d never met.

    The other, dragging a fish several times his size behind him

    “Hey, Mirin!”

    Was my little brother, Son Goku.

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    “Oh,” Sirius pouted. “So you haven’t dreamt about a prince on a white horse? You haven’t watched Disney as a child, have you?”

    “I don’t even know where to start describing what is wrong with what you said”, Remus chuckled quietly. “First of all, life is not a Disney movie where you sing to the birds and whooop you are in a castle, you know."
    “Second of all, all those movies are so toxic. I mean… Belle, you know what Stockholm syndrome is? That's what you have. Aurora, have you heard about active consent? Jasmine, he’s been lying to you this whole time. Mulan,”, Remus stopped for a couple of seconds, “ok, Shang wasn’t that bad and was hot as fuck and definitely pan, but that’s not actually the point.”

    “And the point is?”

    “The point is that princes are overrated and even if they were not, you being a prince is… just no.”

     
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    Wolfstar Band Au-ish fic. Remus is sarcastic and just wants his embarassment to end, Sirius is smitten and just wants the curly-haired angel next to him to stay forever.

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    When the Doctor is taken to prison on a world devoid of colour, the last person she expects to meet is herself.

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    The time has finally arrived for Yuri and Otabek, both ecstatic for their chance of happily ever after together.

    “This is a dream. It has to be. Things like this don’t happen to me.”

    “I promise you, it’s not a dream,” Otabek said, opening his eyes and turning his head to look at him, “I can’t say everything is going to be sunshine and bunnies forever, but it’s time for you, Yura.”

    “Look at you being all motivational and shit,” Yuri teased, shouting in annoyance when Otabek pinched him again, “I hope you’re right, though.”

    “One way to find out.”

    “What’s that?” Yuri asked, lifting his head to gaze into Otabek’s eyes.

    “Go to sleep,” he said, “When you wake up and everything is still the same, it’s not a dream.”

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