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    Slinging back to his apartment, he thought back to his Spider friends, wondering what they were up to. Probably goofing off or tangling some bad guys. Or both. Probably both. He remembered their laughter, their colour, the light they had brought to his black and white life. He huffed. When had he gotten so sentimental?

    His thoughts were interrupted by a woman’s sharp scream.

    Crime doesn’t sleep, so neither do I.

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    "I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
    "Well, I am Alex, of Earth, and I am burdened with glorious sarcasm."

    How is it that somehow, the same person Loki takes hostage for his little venture in taking over Midgard is someone who could annoy him so much and yet not get her neck snapped for it? Well, it wasn't just anyone Loki took as a hostage from the lab that night.

    How the hell is she not dead yet?

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    48/?
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    Absolutely love the father son relationship between these two <3
    Just 5 moments I've thought up. Whump warning. But it's all worth it.
    Check out "I Got You First" on my page if you liked this story.
    Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy! :) :)
    Don't forget to comment and leave kudos!

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    Perhaps all it would take is a controlled burn to keep the raging fire of Rachel Amber from burning away everything and everyone she loves. For Chloe Price, anything that could save her is worth a shot, even if it drastically alters everything forever...

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    After the accident two years ago that rendered her paralyzed, Mei-Cho is still readjusting to her new appearance and lifestyle. When she's introduced to the RFA under mysterious circumstances, she meets Zen, a narcissist who wants to be a serious actor but is judged for his looks. Together, they realize there's more than meets the eye, including baggage and secrets. AU Canon after Day 7 of Zen's Casual Story.

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    3/?
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    What does it take to find true love? How am I supposed to know? Let me introduce myself. My name is Keitaro Nagame. I'm a freshman in high school. I just moved to a new town mid-school year & it sucks. Boo hoo. Another thing you need to know about me, is that I can see colour. Meaning I've met my soulmate. But I don't know who it is. Also, also. This weird purple-haired guy I just met seems familiar. Did I mention I'm adopted? Well it's not important. Join me as I oversleep, procrastinate, & find love. But mostly sleep.

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    You are a CNA and work hard almost every single day (heh rhyme) and yet you feel as though your life needs more, that you are missing something important.
    What could that be, certainly not a few weird monster encounters and skeleton neighbors who had moved in across the hall. No not at all (Please notice the sarcasm in this sentence).

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    So, I have no idea what I am doing. Um, read if you want? I just wanna write fun stuff with skeleboyz? I kinda am doing this to improve my writing and hopefully whoever reads gives me feedback? Not a necessity tho. Uhhhhh fluffy times with skelebabez.

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    6/?
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    Nick wants more than just sex.

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    Moving to Los Angeles was not Light's best idea. It's blazing hot, always on fire, the traffic is the worst, and the mafia is acting up all over again. When Rod Ross is found not guilty yet again on murder charges and the murders start up again, Light joins a taskforce with decidedly eccentric people who could all only be described as complete and utter pricks. He should be more worried about what's happening to the city he lives in and the people he's sworn to serve and protect, but honestly, he's a bit more concerned at how well he fits in with these weirdos...

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    A Blue Rose Can Mean Many Things:

    To Min, A Blue Rose Is Discretion, His Secrecy And Caution.

    To Kai, A Blue Rose Is Ambiguity, His Mystery And The Subject Of His Thoughts.

    To Tae, A Blue Rose Is Unattainable, His Impossibility And His Complex Nature.

    What Is To Happen If Fate Had To Weave These Three Young Men And Their Roses Into The Same Crown?

    OR

    Min And Tae Share The Same Face But Not The Same Circles Of Life Yet They Meet Under Peculiar Circumstances.

    WEEKLY UPDATES ON WEEKENDS!!!

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    Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.

    Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some of the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.

    Whichever.

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    23/?
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    Han Jisung had a pretty normal life. He always knew he was a little bit different, but chose to pretend otherwise and hide in plain sight.
    He likes to keep to himself, and gets along with almost anybody.
    Until one day, an obnoxious new neighbor moves into the apartment next door.
    His life was never the same after that.

    In other words: this is a stray kids secret agent au, everyone has supernatural abilities, they are slightly aged up with occupations, everyone is kickass, and other kpop idols will make an appearance because im multifandom and proud.

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    19/?
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    AU where Tobirama Senju had a wife and knocked her up and the Senju line didn't end with Tsunade. New Team 7. See tags for more info.

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    In a time of need.

    Everyone needs a friend.

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    |#1 IN PARKOUR on Wattpad|

    Akira Burke is used to being alone. She's always been alone, as long as she can remember. Abandoned as a baby and raised in a group home until age 13, she's used to taking care of herself and not relying on others. Or trusting them. It's easier that way.
    When she's Reaped as the female tribute from District 5, she's faced with being forced to trust. Trust her mentor, trust his advice, do what he says. Even when his advice is to fabricate a romance with the male tribute from District 4.
    It'll attract sponsors, he says. It will help keep you alive, he says.
    Akira would rather pull her own teeth than pretend to love a boy she's just met.
    Nevertheless, she follows Liam's advice. And finds herself fighting a battle of another kind.
    Because once the Capitol has you in their grip, they never let you go.
    You never leave the Arena.
    The Games never end.

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    (or: “how I, in the company of one Vernon Roche and Others, found the Temerian Treasure,” by Ves, Lieut. Temerian Special Forces, etc.)

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    Wonwoo should've taken a cab back home. He realises that as he walks through the streaming rain, soaked to the bones, knowing full well that someone - or something - is following him. He runs for his life, he gets lost in the alleys to meet a dead end and he doesn't believe in the supernatural, but what else would it be that is lurking in the dark, ready to hurt him? Wonwoo knows that he can't win, not if it's two of them, but then suddenly, a person appears and rescues him.

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    After visting Dorian in Prison Thomas and Virgil have a lot to talk about with the others.

     

    //THIS WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE IF YOU READ THE REST OF THE SERIES//

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    A young woman from Earth somehow ends up in Mirkwood, very well knowing where and why she is there, but still trying to figure out how she got there and how to stay alive. Middle Earth was a world she grew up with, so indeed she knows who lives in the realms of Tolkien's universe, but as she herself ends up in Thranduil's Halls, she must figure out how to stay friends with the king and earn his trust, without spilling secrets that could ruin everything. Constantly suspicious of the woman's behaviour and her mystery, Thranduil's interest towards her grows, but her stubbornness and bold confidence that almost levels with his own, makes it hard for a relationship to evolve. As time passes, secrets spill and the woman must fight to upkeep any form of trust. Will she succeed? Will she reach her goal? Will she survive?

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    2/?
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    Puns were not what Tony usually used in his conversations.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    83
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    3
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