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    24 May 2019

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    die

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    What happens after the final scene? I have to know, so I wrote it.

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    It feels like every moment in Abby's life has led to this.

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    Abby takes him up on his offer about her nightmares.

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    Future fic. Eric has pre-wedding jitters and Joel tries to calm him down.

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    Did Abby Hammond love Eric Bemis?

    "I thought we could try to find out."

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    "You okay?" Abby asks, and he looks over at her.

    Eric is very, very self-aware of the fact that he’s the Disney Princess in his own life story and Abby is the Disney Prince- he’s the smart, gentle person who constantly needs his ass saved from undead people, while Abby is a badass hero who is the one to save his ass over and over again. From today with the belt to other times with various bullies and shit, Abby is the hero and he's the best friend (or love interest, maybe, but Eric's steadfastly not thinking about that right now).

    "Why would you ask that?" he asks, casually. Casual- yeah, that's a good decision. He can do that.

    "You did nearly just get kidnapped by an undead woman who was going to break your legs and turn you into her slave," Abby says, "And I'm guessing that probably fucked with you a bit."

    She's got a point. She usually does.

    (A reflection on Eric after the whole Ramona-nearly-kidnapped-him thing.)

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    The thing about Eric Bemis is that he is inherently loveable. Whether he's walking around the hallways of his high school clutching both his backpack straps or helping the Hammonds scrub viscera off their immaculate marble top kitchen island, there are one hundred and one qualities about him that would make anyone fall madly and wildly in love with him. And those qualities are precisely Abby's problem.

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    feelings are terrifying, and loving eric bemis even more so. but if abby can handle killing the undead, she's probably gonna have to get used to this, too.

    (AKA the one where abby reflects on her feelings for eric and realizes just how scary it can be to love somebody)

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    Janie helps Abby with the environmental club’s bake sale.

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    A series of works featuring men chloroforming other men and non-consensual sexual content. I don't condone rape or sexual assault, this is purely fiction so please don't read if it makes you uncomfortable.

    Suggestions for pairings are welcome but not all will be written.

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    Sheila is one freaky bitch!

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    Stiles would honestly, really like to know.

    What.
    The.
    Fuck.

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    Stiles leaves after the argument in the rain, and he finds himself in Santa Clarita. But, well, there's one issue; there are dead body parts in the Hammond's fridge, and Stiles is so fucking done.

    To quote the movie version of Neville: Why is it always [him]?

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    Matt and (Y/N) hadn’t been on a date for a while now. Matt was busy with his job(s) whilst (Y/N) was busy with her own. So, naturally, when they both got a day off they chose to spend it together. That did not go the way they wished though. That’s how they ended up here. One standing above the other, covered in a mask of blood. The other on the ground. Dead.

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    Joel and Sheila want to know how Eric got a black eye. He's practically family and family cares for each other.

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    Abby and Eric watch the news.

    Or au where the clampocoplyse was not prevented.

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    Anne knows and now Eric knows that she knows.

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    "Hey," the gas station attendant said, "you're the Hammonds, aren't you? From TV? You killed all those people?"

    "Aw, jeez," said Dad, and pulled out the gun. "I didn't want to have to do this again."

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    the first time abby hammond meets eric bemis, she's struck by how impossibly awkward he is.

    the second time they meet, that hasn't changed. but he's definitely an impressive connoisseur of all things nerd culture.

    (a reflection on the development of abby and eric's relationship over time)

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