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    "Why are you here, Drumknott?"

    Drumknott stared down at Vimes, his eyes slightly wide behind his spectacles, his lips pressed loosely together. "Personal reasons, sir," he said, at length, as if simply admitting to this was unthinkable.

    Vimes stared at him.

    Drumknott cleared his throat, and looked meaningfully past Vimes, down the stairs.

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    The Great A' Tuin has glided too close to Planetos and a greenish-purple lightening is seen across Westeros and Essos.

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    Sybil prende possesso della tenuta a Scone Avenue, congeda tutto il personale non necessario con sei mesi di liquidazione e invidiabili lettere di referenze, e si prepara ad affrontare il suo futuro. Se finirà sola e zitella, così sia.

    Anche se non le sono mai interessati particolarmente i gatti.

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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes anciens récits. J'en ajoute des récents au fur et à mesure.
    Harry Potter: Chapitres 1 à 18
    Les annales du Disque-Monde: Chapitres 19 à 29
    Divers: Chapitres 30 à 34
    Les Tuniques Bleues: Chapitres 35 à 39
    Simon & Garfunkel: Chapitres 40 à... ?
    Je ne m'arrange vraiment pas avec l'âge, on dirait.

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    Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.

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    Summary: Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are severely wounded and thought dead during the last battle of Hogwarts. But there's a million to one chance (which happens 9 times out of 10, at least on the Disc) that a killing curse might not have been final. When Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks appear on the Disc, forces join to unmake the unforgivable curse.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    Angua finds out the truth and loses some respect for her commander.

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    “Thank you,” Havelock says. “If I may, could I ask you a similar question?”
    “Please do.”
    “Why did you give us your blessing, Sybil, if it made you unhappy?”
    Sybil opens her mouth to deny being anything less than pleased, and then decides she had better not lie to an old friend.
    “I wanted to be nice,” she admits to herself, “A good wife. A good friend to the both of you.”
    ___

    In which Sybil tries to do the right thing, but feels guilty about being unhappy about it, suppresses her emotions, and lets an old friendship decay.
    ___

    In which Vetinari and Sybil both understand forms of loneliness.

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    Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.

    “Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”

    “I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.

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    A series of drabbles exploring a slightly different version of the Disc, where your soul walks (or flies, or slithers, or in some rare cases swims) right by your side.

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    Lord Vetinari is injured on the way to Lancre, and the Patrician's caravan has to stop that he might see a healer.

    Just a little window into a different AU.

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    There was a reason the Assassins have taken both the Patrician and Commander Vimes off the register. Not only would their death probably destroy the entire playing field that was the city, but their reaction the death of the other was completely unpredictable and therefore dangerous.

    So if one was in fact contemplating a revolution, taking them both out was an important part of any such plot.
    Preferably engineering a situation in which they took each other out. And not in date-like way.

    The only thing missing was an evil laugh now.

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    Twoflower bequeaths Rincewind something left over from Cohen's reign. It's, unfortunately, not as compact as an old vase or a bottle of brandy.

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    Sergeant Samuel Vimes sat in front of Patrician's office. He rested his helmet on his leg, leaning against the chair's back. He felt a growing annoyance as he listened to the clock above his head.

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    “No visitors,” Vimes says, with satisfaction.

     

    Hislop scowls, his cheerful features darkening.

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    On the left wrist of Samuel Vimes reads "Ah, good man, do you know anything about mating?"
    and on the right wrist of Lady Sybil Ramkin reads "Um, he can't?"

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    Young Sam Vimes meets an entirely wrong sort of person with just the sort of results you'd expect.

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    There's trouble in Ankh Morpork. But when is there not? Student Assassin Sarah-Katherine Ainsley is in over her head, caught between a plot by a shady shadow organization to overthrow the Patrician and just wanting to successfully complete her exams (she honestly just thought this was about going out for a few beers and a laugh). After the unauthorized theft of the Baker's Guild's ledgers, Commander Samuel Vimes is called in by the Patrician to catch the culprits. However, as per speck, there is more to this case than meets the eye, and Vimes will have to dig into his nearly forgotten recent past to piece together the clues of the case. Will the Commander get to the bottom of this? Will Sarah-Katherine find a way to stop the Patrician's assassination and live long enough to complete her exams? Can the author find a way to stop asking rhetorical questions? Who even knows?

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