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    James is haunted by the events at Skyfall.

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    6/6
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    7
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    Не то, чтобы Джеймс был очень удивлен увидеть Кью в баре клиники Хоффлера… Нет, на самом деле сейчас он очень удивлен — он был твердо уверен, что квартирмейстер не летает на самолетах. Но еще более его поразил тот факт, что Кью приехал к нему лично. Кью мог спокойно просто сдать М его месторасположение и умыть руки. Поступить так было бы благоразумно. Но запинающийся квартирмейстер сейчас пытается его убедить вернуться. И это заставляет Джеймса думать, что, возможно, Кью — это еще один союзник.

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    Русский
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    18,612
    Chapters:
    8/17
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    207
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    Gareth Mallory cares about his people more than Bond expected. But showing up in his flat and drinking his alcohol might be a step too far.
    Companion piece to Overdue Holiday.

    Language:
    English
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    2,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    646
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    a gift, because as Only_1_truth has said: you can never have too many Cat Q fics.
    inspired by chapter 8 of her ficlets, with some notable changes.
    While there is canon typical violence, and the background social issues with shapechangers are quite serious, this is overall a fairly sweet and fluffy thing.

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    English
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    24,212
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    163
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    292
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    61
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    3145
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    One hundred words to say, "I love you."

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    50/?
    Comments:
    193
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    27
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    795
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    You can find here my attempts at poetry of the Bond and mainly 00Q genre :D
    Contents:

    1. a ballad about rain
      00Q fluff-fest
    2. Morning Poetry
      00Q dialogues as a sonnet; so much fluff
    3. Startling Situations Which Still Surprise
      "alliterative verse" 00Q poem; 5 times Bond startles Q, and 1 time Q startles Bond
    4. 7 Bond Fix-It Limericks
      featuring Classic Bond characters helping out Bond years later
    5. Blofeld's SPECTREcular Failure
      a SPECTRE fix-it, Bond's gloating sonnet addressed to the defeated Blofeld
    6. a haiq
      a 00Q haiku, written for my fic First Draft
    7. Trash Unworthy of Her Floofiness
      a series of 3 limericks dedicated to Her Highness Princess Pampuria, a hint of 00QAD
    8. a haiku about being a spy
      written for the scavenger hunt, on a café napkin
    9. Bond is dead?: A limerick
      written for the scavenger hunt; items to put on a shrine to pray for Bond's safe return, 00Q is you squint
    Series
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    English
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    1,673
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    14
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    1
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    It’s not that James is surprised to find Q at the bar of the Hoffler Klinik… Well, he is surprised — he’s been under the impression the boffin didn’t fly. But it’s more that he’s surprised it’s Q himself that tracks him down. If Q and Moneypenny are really in so much trouble for helping him, Q could have easily just given M his location and washed his hands of the association. That would have been the sensible thing to do. Then, instead of one somewhat flustered boffin trying to persuade him to come in from the dark, Bond would be faced with a throng of agents ready to haul his arse in via any force necessary.

    That would have been rather inconvenient.

    It makes James think, perhaps, Q is another ally.

    Language:
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    Words:
    55,441
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
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    Kudos:
    709
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    193
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    "Are you ready to talk now?" They ask with a curious once over.

    "I told you." Q swallows thickly. "I don't know what you're talking about."

    The man smiles, amused. "That's alright," he says congenially. "We've got time."

    Q isn’t quite lucky enough to get away when they come for him, alone and surrounded by oblivious strangers on a gondola in a country he has no business being in.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    536
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    502
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    A lot of things change in two years, no matter how much James Bond tries to deny that. MI6 is -shockingly - more competent, R&D department has a building all to itself, R insists that she's the new Q despite her being perceived by James as a moody teenager and nothing else, James loses his designated number, and Q is a double oh agent who hates his guts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,573
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    2283
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    In the aftermath of Blofeld's capture and the shake up of SPECTRE, MI6 is dealing with the fallout left behind as best it can. Q is dealing with his own fallout the best he can (which is to say, not well).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,790
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    320
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    A modern musical retelling of the Bond Classic: Spectre. With added snark and commentary from one dead Olivia Mansfield.


    Original song lyrics by Pig, Ven, and Lin. Book by Opal, Lin, Ven, Sven, and Pig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,468
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    448
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    You wouldn't think that horrid October weather, a lost kitten and a Burberry coat could combine to make Q this hot and bothered, would you?

    And yet, that is exactly what happens in this prequel to Of Smiles and Names.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1341
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    He waits for Q’s nimble fingers to finish the brew to his tastes. Then Q stirs the drink in his hands over and over again. Q has a slight hunch on his back, a slack on his movements, and bags under his eyes.

    He has this far-away look in his eyes as he stirs his tea. Looking, but not quite seeing. He stirs in different patterns: clockwise, counterclockwise, a figure eight, zigzag horizontally, then vertically, then repeat. Bond opens his mouth to voice out his concern, but Q beats him to it.

    “Ever heard of the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem, 007?”

    “Sorry?”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Sometimes when Q is alone in his workshop and there is an experiment that needs to be supervised and he can’t go home and he can’t sleep, he watches Bond’s vitals.

    Language:
    English
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    39
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    600
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    One year after the events of Spectre, James Bond returns to MI6 after a falling out with Madeleine, and is confused by Q's hostility.

    Language:
    English
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    12,743
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Q has secrets in his past, but then again so does almost everyone at MI6... but secrets and old conflicts, can come back to haunt you.

    Based on artwork by AsheTarasovich posted in chapter 6 (spoilers)

    (please bear with me on the erratic chapter length and any punctuation issues)

    Language:
    English
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    10,920
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1501
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    "He's sitting at your desk, he's kissing your lover, he's eating supper with your family!"

    Bond should've taken Mr. White's words more seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,254
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    74
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    „Er ist weg. Er ist wirklich weg.“
    „Ich weiß, Q. Trink.“
    „Er ist mit ihr gegangen, Moneypenny. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass er mit ihr gegangen ist.“
    „Hier, trink noch ein bisschen mehr.“
    „Du bist eine gute Freundin, Eve.“

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    65
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    When you make a deal with the devil, the price is hell.

    Series
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    English
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    2,838
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    259
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    Anon Prompt: Bond writes trashy spy thrillers on the side, under a pseudonym.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1325

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