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    Some of the team travel to Kansas to cheer Ted up and attend Henry’s birthday party.

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    Small snippets from Tumblr asks. You can find me on tumblr -here

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    Sexy Christmas may have been postponed to December 28, sexiest of all days, but that doesn’t mean all of Christmas was ruined… Phoebe did go home for the evening. Roy and Keeley’s Christmas night.

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    Ted believes in rom-communism, which means everything will work out just like it's supposed to. He's just has to be patient. But maybe all he needs is a shove in the right direction, a shove Roy is more than happy to provide.

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    It's fucking freezing and according to the weather forecast there's a blizzard coming, so Roy just wants to get whatever Ted left behind and get on his way. It's a rare treat that he gets to drive himself to an away game instead of taking the bus with everyone else, so he's going to make the most of the quiet time alone.

    Spoiler alert: Roy isn't getting any quiet time alone, he's getting stranded in a snowstorm with Jamie fucking Tartt.

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    So he’s abrasive, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? It doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other emotions, like the media likes to believe, he just chooses to hide them. Not showing all of himself all the time makes it easier to be under the watchful eye of sports commentators and journalists and all the other people who like to pass judgements on his life. He doesn’t go around crying in public or some shit like that, and he doesn’t give bullshit answers when people ask him stupid questions. He shouldn’t have to be Ted Lasso to be considered an honest person.

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    “Roy?” Keeley says, frowning at him from the screen of his phone, “Did you marry my ex-boyfriend last night? Without me?”

    Jamie turns up on Roy's doorstep in Marbella, but that's not the end of his troubles.
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    Roy is surprised when Jamie comes over to apologize. It’s the first of many surprised for Roy.

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    Roy is alone in Marbella, and it's fine until he finds out that Jamie fucking Tartt is in Ibiza.

    He gives the invitation to join him for a few days against his better judgment, but he still gives it.

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    What Ted remembers later is Beard saying, "Jamie's not putting any weight on it."

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    There are a number of moments over the years that it could've happened.

    This is one of them.

    (post 1x03)

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    Escaping a breakup isn't easy, Ted knows that. It isn't as simple as hopping on a plane and avoiding your problems. Yet, after receiving your call as a plea for escape, Ted suggests it anyway, causing your once lonely holiday season to become filled with new places and things, but most of all, Roy Kent.

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    Jamie stays after hours to work on the choreography alone. He doesn't realize that Roy is still there too.

    Takes place during 2x11, 'Midnight Train to Royston'

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    Jamie Tartt’s shitty dad shows up causing him to stay at Roy and Keeley’s while Keeley is out of town. Roy and Jamie bond over movies and training, slowly learning more about each other. Roy feels confused by the feelings this brings out in him and seeks Keeley’s help negotiating this new relationship. Keeley, Jamie, and Roy have to figure out how to fit their lives together.

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    “You want me to come to Marbella with you because we’re friends?”

    Okay. So the grumpy twat, former football legend, every-fucking-where Roy Kent not only did not want to kill Jamie for any number of somewhat deserved reasons, but wanted him to go on holiday with him, because he liked Jamie. As a friend, not just as a footballer.

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    Jamie is truly a fucking enigma. Last night he’d shown up to Roy’s looking like he just needed anyone to be there for him, with no explanation. Today he’s just acting like a fucking twat again, and he’s honestly confusing and messy and Roy doesn’t need it.

    Jamie is a 23 year old twat, and Roy is way too fucking old for this.

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    Roy was losing his mind, but at least he was losing his mind in a Jacuzzi in Marbella with Jamie Tartt.

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    Roy and Jamie have started to figure out their friendship but old habits die hard. When Roy's anger after a bad first half triggers a reaction in Jamie, Roy decides what kind of man he wants to be and Jamie hears some truths he should have been told a long time ago.

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    After it's done, it occurs to Roy that he really should have expected this to happen, one day or another. After all, the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference, and the one thing that Roy does not feel towards Jamie Tartt is indifference.

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    Just Jamie and Roy taking Phoebe to get ice cream like the little family they are.

     

    “Uncle Roy, can we take Jamie to get ice cream?” Phoebe asked, looking up at him with the smile that she knew would get her anything from her uncle. Roy stood his ground for exactly three seconds before huffing out a ‘fine’ and picking up his phone to ring Jamie.

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