19 Works in Roxy is a Little Shit

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    egg(alahad)sy created Kingsman chat.

    egg(alahad)sy: welcome to a new era

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    3,972
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    10/15
    Comments:
    60
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    117
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    9
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    Roxy has alchemized some eggnog to share with Calliope. As for the contents of said eggnog? Well...let's just say it's pretty on brand for the Lalonde family.

    (This is part of a collection of silly, rushed drabbles for me to get into the holiday spirit. Make of them what you will, and happy holidays!)

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    1/1
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    English
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    12,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    130
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    84
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1431
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    Eggsy picked up a hobby when he was 10. He keeps it a secret for years. But can't stop himself from taking care of those around him.

    This is where you start the series. Read the first 20-23 chapters of this before touching the other stuff.

    Series
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    English
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    241,986
    Chapters:
    150/150
    Comments:
    5149
    Kudos:
    3002
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    514
    Hits:
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    Okay.

    Okay!

    So your soulmate is a dead girl, and now she gets to watch over you. Is it just you, or is this kind of creepy?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    43
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    3
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    After drunkenly confessing his desire to get a tattoo to his best friend slash tattoo apprentice Roxy, Eggsy agrees to a consultation with Harry Hart, the owner of Kingsman. Turns out that Harry's fit as fuck, no doubt about it. Eggsy hopes Roxy realizes he's still going to kill her for this set-up, though.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    275
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    2113
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    Having walked through the door only a couple weeks ago, the kids are all sharing a home for the time being, taking the time  to figure out where everything's gonna land. Plus, it's nice just to be close for a little bit, getting used to the atmosphere, catching up with the others, catching up on dreambubble-less sleep. It's the least everyone deserves after everything. But that doesn't change the fact that some minds never rest.

    The Striders discuss a theory the elder bro has regarding his alternate self, hopefully making things easier for them both.

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    1/1
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    John gets into an argument with Jake, and has to go to Skaia for a meeting. Change of plans, and John is going to Derse for the meeting. Jake, who has his own decisions, decides to go. Soon after, Dirk and Jake can not come to an agreement, while both Dave and John are the opposite. All goes well, that is until Caliborn decides to do some planning.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
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    4
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    417
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    Viimeiset kuukaudet olivat olleet todella toiminnantäytteisiä. Valentinen kuoleman jälkeen maailma oli sekasorron partaalla; maan johtajat olivat kuolleet ja nyt kansan oli jotenkin päätettävä johdosta. Kaiken lisäksi maailmassa oli vielä joitakin johtajien sijaisia, jotka olivat selvinneet V – päivästä ja ajoivat edelleen Valentinen suunnitelmaa eteenpäin. Ja juuri kun kaikki tuntui olevan mallillaan, Eggsy tapaa vanhan "ystävänsä"

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    Suomi
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    In a world where whatever you write on yourself shows up on your soulmate, this is how Roxy becomes who she is and (eventually, seriously eventually after a while this is not going to be a short fic) meets her other half.

    But first she needs to learn how to be her own person and figure out what she wants in her life.

    Language:
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    98,358
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    564
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    6705
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    In which all the handlers in Kingsman worldwide have Snapchat, people cannot get their shit together, everyone is a little shit and Merlin is just about done with people's shit.

    Language:
    English
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    20,057
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    2817
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    So Eggsy may have been pushed/fallen into the HQ pool.

    Luckily there's always someone who's all too willing to save the day.

    With a dripping wet, transparent shirt, of course.

    Eggsy couldn't ask for much more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2304
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    Eggsy is in love with Merlin and Harry, but he hides it under everything he can because he doesn't want to mess up their decades-long relationship, even while they invite him to partake in "festivities." Roxy thinks he's an idiot. Of course some dumbass criminals kidnapping him have to fuck with everything, don't they?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    1216
    Bookmarks:
    252
    Hits:
    16053
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    Prompt: “Eggsy starts walking dogs, mostly by accident, he is hired by a gentleman who named his dog Mr. Pickles and accompanies Eggsy on the walks. At first Eggsy thinks he's just being a control freak, but then it becomes clear that Harry is just sneaking along to spend time with him.”

    Tooth rotting fluff about Harry, some dogs, and an adorable Eggsy who happens to walk a few dogs.

    Language:
    English
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    4,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    2680
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    Eggsy's never been fond of working on holidays. But working on holidays with your hot as fuck spy boyfriend can't be all that bad.

    Right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1709
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    In which Eggsy is not a smooth talker and embarrasses himself in front of someone he so desperately loves.

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    English
    Words:
    3,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2928
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    “Dreadful,” She says promptly. “My best friend just announced that he’s a serial killer, I think that puts the whole day in a bit of a downer, don’t you?”

    or,
    in which eggsy has a bit of a moral crisis about kingsman

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    5396
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    Eggsy has very few secrets and now Roxy knows at least two.

    1 - His taste in music and 2- His taste in men.

    She plans to combine the two to bring him his overdue happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,045
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    428
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6473
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    Eggsy and Roxy are again having one of their weekly sleepovers, but this time a little too much alcohol is involved. Harry and Merlin get some unexpected surprises, and are both a little shocked to say the least.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    550
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6998

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