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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

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    6/?
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    It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.

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    5/?
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    6
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    Don't get him wrong, Jake loved his friends to bits! Just... not in that way, whatever that even meant.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

     

    (Updating daily until finished!)

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    28/39
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    Could Roxy have saved Rose after [S] GAME OVER?

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    1/1
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    1
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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Chapters:
    136/?
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    Dirk Strider is one of the last survivors of Outcast society, living nomadically in the long-abandoned urban wastelands outside the walls of the Elite: the fast-advancing technological hub and corporate ruling class. After a series of airstrikes has devastated what little means he had to scrape by, he is left desperate to save his dying sister.

    Jake English is just trying to find the nerve to go outside.

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    45/?
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    Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.

    Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?

    TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    3
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    John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.

    In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.

    But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?

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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    11/?
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    basically where im shoving all of me and my friends homestuck bullshit. Hope you enjoy :]

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    What if earth c was earth bet?
    Familiarity with Homestuck and Worm not required.

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    911
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    After a deadly zombie virus outbreak, a bunch of worn-out 20-some assholes navigate their way through the events of the apocalypse. Such as dead parents, morally dubious actions, and a blossoming love story between two ex-friends. Vriska, a frenzied and neurotic woman with a mean streak a mile high, takes charge of a team of pathetic boys and various capable women to find a hypothetical cure. In the meantime, Terezi, a legally blind law school dropout, deals with bubbling feelings and remorse from her and Vriska’s troubled past. After the two cross paths again, their friendship reignites, and they deal with even… deeper… feelings as they continue to bother each other to hell and back.

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    Chapters:
    10/15
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    37
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    9
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    A questionably paranormal encounter during an archaeological dig sends Jake English on a quest to find evidence for the existence of ghosts. He is joined by Dirk Strider, relatively new friend and cynical nonbeliever. It's only a matter of time before shit gets crazy.

    (Inspired by the beloved ghoul boys of Buzzfeed Unsolved.)

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    53,092
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    44
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    2090
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    Project Meteorite was supposed to save the world, to bring on a new era of soldiers and protectors. Instead, it left its subject missing, broken, or in the case of Dave Strider, dead. No one really recovered from that. Especially not his closest friends. John isolated himself, Rose fell into depression and Jade threw herself into her work. Karkat simply disappeared.

    Now, five years after the fall of Project Meteorite, on the anniversary of his death, Dave Strider is back and he does not come bearing good news.

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    878
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    Jane is a single mom, working a job that she hates so damn much.
    Roxy is out on her own after leaving her neglectful mother and taking her little sister with her.
    After meeting each other at a diner early in the morning, they start to feel a connection.

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    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    English
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    104,954
    Chapters:
    23/26
    Comments:
    803
    Kudos:
    674
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    13607

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