18 Works in Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider Moirallegiance

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are tired.

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    This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    words are exchanged. boys cry. hey this is just like the cure!

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    Dirk gets turned into a toilet and Roxy, Jane and Jake fuckin use him lmao.

    Honestly, I dont know what to tell you, that's the whole thing.

    Shout out to @too.many.irons.in.the.fire on Instagram, you know who you are :)

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    KANAYA: Its Slightly Concerning How Similar You Two Are Actually
    KANAYA: Especially With How Unattracted I Am To You
    DIRK: ... Right.

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    A conversation between three kids and a troll that rapidly goes downhill.

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    You’ve been an outsider type your whole life, and you don’t really care that you are. Of course, it doesn’t matter when none of your peers are interested in hanging out with you in the first place. Besides, who’s supposed to be the unapproachable one between you and Roxy if not you? It doesn’t matter that your loneliness curls its way inside of you, smothering you deep down inside of you until really there’s nothing there but the loneliness and your own sense of superiority. It doesn’t matter that nobody is really around to tell you whether or not the way that you notice the flex and stretch of the other guys in your gym class is normal for a boy of your age and inclination. Not that it matters though, of course it doesn’t. You’ve graduated past the need for insecurities like that, or, at least, that’s what you tell yourself.

     

    Then, you meet Jake.

     

    Jake English is 5’8 to your 5’10, he’s compact muscle and old timey phrases and the plushest lips you’ve ever seen. Damn does he have an ass, too. It’s firm and his thighs are strong and God you’re staring. You’re staring at him and Dirk it is 10am you should not be being like this so god damn early in the morning.

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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    On the nights that Dirk Strider was lucky, it was only regret that entered his dreams.

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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

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    Dirk Strider is undoubtedly a shut-in, secluding himself from life outside of his apartment. His life as a twenty seven year old stands in vast contrast to those of Roxy and Jake, each married with their own children. Nevertheless, he welcomes them over as they celebrate Christmas with him at his place. Things don't go as planned--but that's what family is, after all.

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    ((Non-SBURB, Humanstuck fic))

    Roxy got her first gig at a local pub, and all of her friends came to watch. Dirk included. (This is in his POV)

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    Dirk is crying over his crush being a Straight Boy™ and asks Roxy for advice.

    Edit: haha okay so this is totally SHIT so I am going to redo it and hopefully it'll be better.

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    Decades ago there had been a terrible war ravaging the planet once known as Earth. A war raged by an unknown force reconstructed the planet's very foundations before the force vanished as unexpectedly as it had came. The main continents where forced into a circle around one large land mass and broken down, all connected by bridges and ports later on when reconstruction was ordered. But at the start the world was dark and bleak until one young man took charge and decided it was time to reform the new world. With the backing of nine other men he became the leader of this new world.

    Decades later Dirk Strider arrives in Thyme and finds himself working for the governing royalty of the land know only by Lord English. With his high credentials he assumed he would be installed into the elite position of personal guard for the lord himself only to be dealt another card. Watching over the lord's heir couldn't be too hard, could it?

    ( Rated Mature for safety.)
    (( Might be subject to editing later on ))

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    (Team Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi)
    Collection of bonus round fills.

    (Warning: Only triggers in the HSWC Content Tags list are mentioned - others may be accidentally left out.)

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    Dirk is good at research. He's researched the era from which his friends and brother hail to no end, and it's become clear to him that there are some things one ought to confess to one's family when one meets them, even if those things are not in your opinion a thing. Comedic coming out fic, originally written for the meme.

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    Roxy and Dirk talk on the phone every night and try to keep keep each other happy. They're young. They can be excused from not doing a perfect job.

    The dynamic between these two is fun to write, whoops.

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    Roxy talks with Dirk about something he doesn't want to talk about. Auto talks to Roxy about the incoming shitstorm. It's not going to go well.

    Practice dialogue between RoLal and DS.

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