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    The Alpha session is a complete, unmitigated disaster as far as Dirk's concerned. He had so many dreams for how this would go, but he can barely even think of them now that they're all crumbling to bits. He had so much to gain, but instead, he's losing even more. He's sick, again, and so fucking tired of how wrong everything is going. All he can hope is that it ends sooner rather than later.

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    Roxy Lalonde returns to a destroyed Half-Harley Manor and a missing kid.

    Mister Harley has always had a lot of skeletons in his closet, but with an alien demanding he be sent back home, and old friends digging up the past, it becomes clear why the old man ran out and disappeared the way he did.

    The consequences of the legacy he built are finally crashing down in real time, and honestly?

    That might be what the bastard deserves.

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    A series of drabbles about Dirk and Hal navigating life as a system.

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    3/?
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    Dave Strider has been living in the palace his whole life—and he has a whole fucked up relationship with his brother to show for it.

     

    THIS FIC IS A COLLECTION OF ONE-SHOTS IN THE “THRONE OF BLEEDING HEARTS” FIC! IT WILL NOT MAKE SENSE IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THAT!

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    1/?
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    It wasn't every day a case called for the four of them in one place. Though, frankly, Dirk could stand to tolerate team-ups a little more often.

    Undercover at a club, Jake, Dirk, and Roxy lend Jane an assist with her current case and dodge familiar faces.

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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    30/?
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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    43/?
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    For as long as Dirk could remember, he and Roxy had wanted to be superheroes- to follow in the footsteps of the giants that loomed over their lives. He hoped Bro would be proud, but there was no way to ask him, now. He could only hope he was doing this right.

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    “Dirk!”

    “Roxy!”

    Yeah, there you go, that’s got you spinning on your heel in a very undignified, un-Strider way, but you kind of don’t care about that because you know those voices, from taped talk shows and DVD special features and premiere screenings—holy shit.

    Everyone else’s guardians had been revived—but you kind of thought John and Jane wouldn’t bother with yours and Roxy’s. You could kiss those kids right now.

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    After a one night stand with a boy in her computer science class, Roxy is pregnant and doesn't know what to do.

    -WARNING-
    Lots of angst, crying, and inner monologue. Please do not read if you're sensitive to any of the subject matter.

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    Oldest son. Heir. Crown Prince. Dirk heard it all the time. Little did he know what it meant.

    He got better. And thank god he got better. 11 more years and Dirk’s responsibility would be on top of him. But for now, he tried to stay quiet. Even as he heard arguments about the war. Even as he heard his mother try and reason with her husband. He didn’t know what they were saying. But he remembered the night after he visited the king..

    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    11/?
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    21
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    You hesitate for a moment, but this is Dirk. He'll accept you. You don't doubt that. You're still nervous.

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    Dirk Strider met his soulmate at five years old, it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

    Or: an analysis of platonic soulmate relationships.

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    40
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    9
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    Keeping up with gods is exhausting, overwhelming, and nearly impossible, when you're mortal, but Dirk's getting used to it. It's worth it, when his boyfriend is so perfect.

    John has been immortal for thousands of years, but only now is he getting used to the idea of forever. The hard part is just telling Dirk.

    Takes place about ten years after a match made for heaven, and might not make total sense unless you've read that one first.

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    3/3
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    a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf

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    11/?
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    28
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    50
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    When your life is full of bottled-up emotions, sometimes it is a good idea to have a friend help you smash through your past.

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    5 Times People Take Care of Roxy + 1 Time She Takes Care of Herself

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    That time Roxy destroyed the lives of some assholes who were fucking with Dave.

    [as told through pesterlogs where they absolutely do not even focus on that lol]

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    2
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    56
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    The first time you don't knock on Dirk's door (like you have been doing consistently for years because you are hells polite and respectful), you are punished in one of the worst ways imaginable.

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    3,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    420

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