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    Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.

    Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.

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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, italic and bold tags have been replaced with emphasis and strong tags, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

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    It could be argued that Dirk Strider has been cursed since the day of his Choosing, when lightning struck through his Heart and marked him forever more a disciple of what was, in his opinion, undoubtedly the worst fucking aspect. But, if you weren't feeling so dramatic about it, you could say Dirk has been cursed ever since he almost died.

    Forever indebted to his patron god, Dirk is sick and tired of ruining people's lives playing matchmaker. In order to win his freedom, he just has to set up one last couple. Easy enough; he's been doing it for years. Except, Dirk's never had to set up a *god* with someone before, and this one seems to have a lot more interest in driving him insane than falling in love.

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    Thirteen-year-old Dirk Strider and the other Troll/Human Descendants of the Sixteen Gods have been waiting to meet their 'parents' their entire lives. When they finally do, Dirk is determined to prove himself. Because then... maybe his Bro would want to get to know him.

    Meanwhile, for Dave Strider, parenting is hard--especially when you had no clue you even had a kid. It was enough to have unresolved childhood issues and an inability to confess his feelings for a certain troll, but now he has to try (and fail) to not embarrass himself in front of this mini-version of Bro.

    Oh gods this is going to be a disaster.

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    The Heightened are humans who, due to government testing, gained supernatural abilities. Some decided to run rampant, using their powers to the disadvantage of the non-gifted. In an attempt to help those with powers, and curb the rising crime rate of the the U.S. launched the Ability Conditioning Initiative.
    It was only a matter of time before something went wrong.

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    KANAYA: Its Slightly Concerning How Similar You Two Are Actually
    KANAYA: Especially With How Unattracted I Am To You
    DIRK: ... Right.

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    A conversation between three kids and a troll that rapidly goes downhill.

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    The Heiress to Crockercorp, a notorious hacker, an insufferable philosophy student and a guy with a comically bad Australian accent walk into the afterlife. Sound like a joke? That's cause it is. The Good Place is a mess, y'all.

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    A collection of fics for the strider’s birthday week! 98% of them are sad and have violent themes but that’s what happened when you’re a Strider, ammiright?

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    "Watching a movie was Dave’s suggestion. Part of it comes back to the fact that none of you have any actual experience in the realm of “family bonding”, and watching a movie just seemed to be the best way to breach that gap. An educational experience, so to speak.

    Putting it into practice is a different story."

    What better way to bond than through worrying over one sick Dirk Strider?

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    he feels so small. goddamn miniscule. here he is, a fifteen-year-old boy completely alone in an apartment surrounded by a sea that reaches beyond the horizon, and he wishes he was a little kid again, but with someone there to hold him. he’s a teenager. he’s been taking care of himself his entire life. what the fuck is wrong with him?

    (or: dirk learns about a “non-standard” coping mechanism rooted in never having a proper guardian—the hard(ish) way.)

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    While he couldn’t deny he was sad about it, the most prominent feeling that came up whenever he analyzed his emotions was... embarrassment. Jake could have at least had the decency to not break up with him in front of half the school a week before prom. But, as half his friend group had told him over the following week, it was no use dwelling on the past, and he shouldn’t even be thinking Jake’s name anyway, since Roxy had said ‘it would slow the healing process’, whatever that meant.

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

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    The game is over, and the kids are settling in on Earth C.
    Dirk doesn't adjust as well as some of the others.

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    1/?
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    Dirk strider's life is like an old car. close to falling apart, but still working.

    Dirk strider had a simple life, he had three jobs that didn't pay enough and a cool younger brother to take care of. or at least, that's untill he met Jake English, his new nosy neighbor from across the hall.
    a man who insist on making Dirk's life a tiny bit harder than it has to be, by forcing him to follow his dream.

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    ~Dirk, Roxy, and Victorian orphan cat RPF.~

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    4
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    12
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    3
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    Roxy thought she was all alone in the world.

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    5/?
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    Everyone goes on a road trip!

    Drama! (probably not)

    Fluff!

    No angst! (at least i dont think so)

    Kissing!

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    1/?
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    Dirk surprises Jake for Valentines Day. Even though I wrote this today.

    Rated teen for the occasional cursing and one innuendo.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde and one of your friends has died.

    Not surprisingly, Jake was the first one to notice just a few minutes after you and the others decided to connect to each other after entering the Medium.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    65

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