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    Martin's parents do not love him.

    This isn't a problem, he does not love them either.

     

    or, elias adopted martin at a young age. he and peter raised the boy together. they weren't great parents.

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    7/?
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    44
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    104
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    15
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    "the fellowship of the dingus"
    gimli: oi sims
    gimli: i’ve got a place up in the scottish highlands if you want to go to not london
    gimli: near this tiny village, it’s so
    gimli: quaint
    merry *and* pippin: wait what the fuck dais why is this the first weve heard of it
    gimli: never needed to come up before
    gandalf: we’ve known you for literally over a year now and the fact you have a second home never came up
    gimli: less of a home
    gimli: more of a safehouse

    The sequel to "we should ride this wave to shore"! Further idiot shenanigans with the archives gang :D

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    2
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    618
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    488
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    67
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    Jonathan Sims is alone. He's been the head archivist for a month now and he is so very alone. Elias won't allow him to have any assistants and the pains in his body make his work slow.

    Then a door opens where a door should not be and out walks a woman.

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    English
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    19,645
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    39
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    858
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    It took a lot of blood, sweat, and tears but Jon managed to save the world from the eldritch apocalypse. Returning to work at the archives might be a fool's errand but it was the only sense of stability Jon had left. Things are normal now.

    However on his first morning back, a man in a trenchcoat appears in the archives zapping both Jon, Elias, and Rosie to some bunker. Four men surround the three avatars and ask them something: will they help stop the biblical apocalypse?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    Lost in the darkness,
    Silence surrounds you.
    Once, there was morning.
    Now, endless night...

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    English
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    2,681
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    26
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    Jon normally avoids the alleyway when he walks home late. On most nights, the siren cockney call of loose women echoes through the brickwork, aiming for a note that’ll be enticing to lonely men.

    Tonight, though, it is quiet. 

     

    1700s au where jon falls in love so hard his ace ass pays a sex worker

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    English
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    34,544
    Chapters:
    14/17
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4577
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    “I’m eight.” The kid sniffs as if eight was any different from four, maybe not an unspeakable horror then, just a regular horror. “And I heard that the Magnus Institute deals with-” his little nose scrunches, cute. “-spooky things.”

    “Do you have a-” He cracks a grin, and then rethinks it as small hands tighten against their burden.”-spooky thing to deliver?” Gods he hopes not, it’s bad enough when adults walk in and lay out all of their baggage, but for a child-

    “There’s a spider in this book.” The kid says solemnly, raising his textbook sized parcel. “It ate Evan Pritchard.” a bloody fucking Leitner. Of course an eight year old would find a murder spider book. “This seemed like the best place to bring it.”

    Series
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    English
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    118,411
    Chapters:
    19/21
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    798
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    2305
    Bookmarks:
    567
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    44643
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    The year is 2011. Michael Shelley is living his life in circles, blissfully unaware of the betrayal that awaits him in the summer. Gertrude Robinson has plans to enact and plans to destroy. Emma Harvey is hiding a book in the dark place at the back of a cupboard.

    When Gerard Keay walks into the Magnus Institute - two years sooner than he was meant to - everything changes.

    This is an (eventual) Archivist Michael AU, exploring how certain events might have played out, had one key player been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    215,290
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
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    547
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    16358
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    "Let's start from the beginning," Elias said. "You, Martin Blackwood, are dead."

    Being dead isn't actually too bad— sure, the Archives aren't the Good Place proper, but protecting incoming souls from the greedy hands of demons is fulfilling, important work. If only it didn't come with the paranoia that an eldritch monster might be impersonating one of your coworkers.

    If only Martin wasn't there by mistake.

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    English
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    18,401
    Chapters:
    3/16
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    413
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    Jon opens the door.

    Jon closes his eyes.

    And he weeps.

    (Martin ends just as the world does, his body crumbling under the violent, crying Eye splitting the sky open. The knife in his hand has fallen to the ground, red blood mixing with black ink. The web carved on the blade isn’t visible anymore.

    He has no hands, no arms, no mouth, no heart, but he knows he holds Jon against him until the end, whispering Love in his ear as they cry.)

    (Sasha looks up from the Institute's lobby, Tim gasping as their eyes lock onto the first floor's balcony just outside Elias Bouchard's office. And Jon looks back at them.

    His nose is bleeding and his eyes are feral when he walks down with a calm smile. Sasha doesn’t outright notice the scars littering his skin, scars that were absent only an hour ago, as she gapes back at Tim who seems one second away from fainting.)

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    English
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    93,451
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    1
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    742
    Kudos:
    1314
    Bookmarks:
    264
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    28372
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    A young Jonathan Sims interviews for an entry level Researcher position at London's historic Magnus Institute.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
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    AU in which Jon becomes the Archivst two years before Martin, Tim, and Sasha are assigned as his assistants.

    Beholding is all Jon has known for years. Elias's grand plan to orchestrate the ritual seems to be going smoothly, and Jon worries that nothing will stop them from bringing the Fears into their world. However, the assignment of three assistants to the Archive may change everything. And perhaps they can show Jon that his humanity is not as far gone as he thought.

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    English
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    4,055
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2007
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    "“You know,” Peter ventured, as Elias reached the head of his cock again, “it’s like this that I can best tolerate you, Elias. Pretty mouth stopped; sharp tongue put to good use. With those prying eyes shut, too. Maybe, if you let me put them out, one day, I could learn to love you.” Elias swirled his tongue: a trick that had Peter twitching beneath him. Peter’s sigh almost sounded like regret. “Pity neither of us are the marrying kind.”"

    When Elias returns to his office with Leitner's blood on his hands, there's someone waiting for him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    384
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    People may not notice fourteen different Powers that are connected to the world, but that doesn't mean they won't try. Many strange things happen at the Magnus Institute- and some people want to know what's really going on.

    Featuring a more-competent Jon, spirally door-people, frustrated skydiver boogymen and your 'friendly' neighbourhood YouTubers.

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    English
    Words:
    60,927
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4256
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    They are out in the icy, wet, slushy, frosty, almost snowy London streets, following the crowds to the church. It is not entirely picturesque, but Martin delights in it nonetheless. He is a fantastically festive person, really, despite assumptions one might make about his profession.

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    English
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    1,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
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    158
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    Reader is a trans man working in the archives with the S1 crew.
    Elias notices that they have some shared fantasies, and decides to kidnap reader and make them into his adult baby / diaper slave.

    Like I said, Dead Dove. If this isn't for you, don't read it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,851
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2354
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    Drabbles written for some writing challenges on tumblr. Multiple ships. Right know, monsterfucking tropes
    41) Jon/Martin, vore
    42) Elias/Melanie, too many eyes
    43) Elias/Rosie, too many eyes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,151
    Chapters:
    43/43
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4297
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    Somewhere Else, in a place very similar to the Magnus Institute, a statement turns up about a strange encounter with two men that no one seems to be able to identify.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    838
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    i take all my little characters, and i make them trans, and i make them be friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    3 teens are dared to go to an old abandoned building in London. They begin to uncover unsettling details about what may have happened there in the past, and if they should be trespassing where they stand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,286
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    88

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