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    Jade and Rose attempt to experiment with troll sex, and Aradia is more than willing to be their subject. The two humans quickly find themselves falling victim to one of the darker aspects of troll biology: their precum serves as an aphrodisiac for humans. Commission for Phos-Mos.

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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    Karkat Vantas has just taken up a last-minute summer job as a nanny for his friends’ two sweet but rambunctious kids. When a heatwave strikes, Karkat’s forced to think of a way to entertain them that isn’t just taking them to the pool all day, and the library seems like a good air conditioned place to take two little kids.

    There, Karkat meets Dave Strider, the children’s librarian with a love for kids and a guitar. Karkat starts taking the kids there every time there’s a sing-a-long.

    Karkat sure doesn’t expect to fall for the hot librarian with a voice like honey. Dave has to learn to stop thinking about a stupidly handsome nanny while he’s trying to sing.

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    Basicly like Only One Shot but with homestuck.

    -*Requests: OPEN*-

     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    27/?
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    8
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    32/?
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    Basically a Voltron and Homestuck crossover, because I can

    Anyway, Rose, Dave, Karkat and the Mayor end up on Arus because of Terezi and Vriska messing with a transportalizer.

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    There is a place, that not many know about. Tucked away, hidden from simple eyes. A troll fight club, The Scratch. Humans from all walks of life, train their pet trolls to fight, to win. Every friday there are fights, bets, and deaths.

    The overseer of this illegal activity? Doc Scratch. No one has ever seen him in person but everyone knows his name.

     

    Dave Strider has never had the easy life. Living in the shadow of his famously ironic Bro has its downfalls. So when he find out about troll fights, he decides it won’t hurt to try. He goes to his younger brother, Dirk, for help getting a fighting troll. He never expected for this to get as big as it had.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    6/?
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    When the Apocalypse starts, Rose Lalonde is tucked away in a corner of the library, up on the second floor balcony. She is so safely enveloped in her book that she misses the calls of panicking friends and family, desperate to know if she is okay. She misses the first and last reports of the undead uprising, just as she misses the first scream as zombies finally break into her building.

    She does not, however, miss the second scream, or the third.

    And she certainly does not miss when she pulls out her knitting needles and aims for the eyes of the zombies out for her flesh.

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    14/?
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    “Whoah, whoah. That’s an unfair assumption. For all you know, I could have been attacked by a facehugger and lost my memory while you were preoccupied with the other angels. Maybe that was their plan.

    Fine, I vored mine. Big fucking deal. Are you done poking me yet?”

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    6/?
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    A rag tag team of mercenary comedians prepare for the Gaian King's birthday bash, but run into a little obstacle. One of their troupe-mates was brutally murdered in public two days before the party! Will they be able to find another Capitano in time for the event?

    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider run an acting troupe of assassins for hire that perform the commedia dell'arte for all kinds of people, far and wide. They kill, steal, and perform slapstick comedy. With two estranged heirs, an heiress, a legally dead ex knight, a necromancer, a witch, and a deceased windbag replaced by a sixteen year old taxedermist and borderline psychopath, there is guaranteed to be shenanigans, kerfuffles, japery, and straight up tom foolery.

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    3/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're just a dancer in the Golden Queen's court, but the favorite of the troupe besides. You're also the Golden Prince's best friend- though you wish you were more. But when Jake is poisoned by an assassin at his eighteenth birthday party, there's nothing you think you can do to save him, until he tells you a story, dark and sorrowful, fully expecting to die.

    You've never been one for fishermen's magic, but all the same, you row out in the middle of a New Moon night, with your soul and a story to make a bargain to the sea.

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    11/?
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    10
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    DIRK STRIDER lost his memory the moment the a car had sped down the road swerving into a sidewalk, nearly killing him. He doesn't remember a thing. Not even his name. It's up to JAKE ENGLISH, his boyfriend, to make up for their lost memories and soon, Carry him Home.

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    14/?
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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    Dave, now Davesprite, can't get over the fact his long time crush and best friend is alive in this timeline. One problem though, John doesn't see him as anything more than just "dave sprite".

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    Twenty years ago, the Thousand Year War ended with a shaky peace between the Humans and the Shifters. The youth would (hopefully) never know war after so much loss.
    For Dave Strider, a young Shifter living fearfully in Texas, the war never ended. Violence against the near decimated Shifter population is at an all-time high, and moving away seems to be the only option to keep them from ending up dead in some ditch.
    It's a world of lies for him as he hides his Shifter identity to go to school, make friends... But then John Egbert walks into his life, and it seems like his life doesn't suck quite as much when he's around.

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    6/?
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    where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

    Twelve girls decide to pack up their bags and head to the beach to take a break from all that is happening. Away from family, feelings and trouble. Oh, how wrong they were in thinking that this holiday would be completely stress-free.

    oh won't you please take me home

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    11
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    14
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    2
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    7/129
    Comments:
    8
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    40
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    3
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    367
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    A tale of romance between two pairs set against the backdrop of a time and place where magic, which is very real, is condemned. The rebellious artist meets an enigmatic too-good-to-be-fake magician. The outspoken author meets a fashionable seamstress.

    "This humble soul loved, and that was all."
    —Victor Hugo

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    English
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    24,322
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    671

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