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    There are many things Dirk Strider hates about living in New York City- the weather, the noise, annoying people on the subway to name a few. The more time he spends with his new next door neighbor, a musician named John, the more he will have to accept (albeit reluctantly) that not everything about this city is so bad.

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    The 5000 year time skip never happened, at the dawn of time the gods desperately try to guide the planet into a better future. But with tensions rising it feels like one bad day could bring everything crumbling down.

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    Now normally, Roxy would have left an option that sounded this sketchy in the ‘absolutely not, an option worse than death’ category, if it wasn’t for her favorite and only sibling, Rose, who had a xenobiology fetish a mile long and had not only come back from this same experience completely fine, but with not one, but three alien wives in tow. Talk about a positive first-hand account. The real kicker? Apparently she didn’t even see, let alone have sex with, their wealthy and eccentric benefactor. Rather, she was apparently just thrown in a room with a number of sexy alien ladies and led through a number of bizarre sex games, like some sort of dating show with a one-person audience who also happened to be the director and producer. And that sounded like the kind of shenanigans that Roxy could handle, if it meant being clear of the shitstorm that was bound to be taking place on Earth in the wake of the revelation she had just presented to the entirety of humanity.

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    Rose convence Kanaya a participar de uma brincadeira com ela.

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    Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.

    My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
    (I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)

    This is 15+ chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)

    Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))

    Tags will be updated with every new chapter (2 chapters will come out together, don't expect time consistency)

    The title is a reference none of you will get.

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    You held his dying form in your hands. Pressing kisses to his face as the light drained from his eyes. The love of your life just fucking died in your arms.

    And as your blood seeps through your clothes, you pull his body up against a wall and interlock with his body as you go stiff.

    You wake with a jump and a loud screech. Your matesprit jolts up and looks around before spotting the tears streaming down your face

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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    You should have never agreed to come to this stupid fucking party.

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    It seems like it'll be a pretty simple task to get everyone to god tier even though they're stuck on a meteor, right? Three quest beds can't be all that hard to figure out how to make. Alchemy is pretty fun and easy anyways (and other misconceptions about the fundamental nature of reality within a game).

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    You, John Egbert, are given a choice. Fight Lord English in the Furthest Ring, or stay on Earth C. Meat or Candy.

    You have chosen neither.

    You're going to the Furthest Ring, not for Lord English, but to find Terezi Pyrope. Maybe even Vriska too, if you can. You don't know this yet, but your actions are going to cause a butterfly effect that will change Earth C and your life forever.

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    After one last SBURB ‘glitch’ forces John to inhabit a makeshift robot body upon arriving to Earth C, he’s forced to realize that cis men really don’t think about Jenny Wakeman THAT much... and (she?) does, in fact, think about Jenny Wakeman THAT much.

    (Or, “the author spreads June propaganda while hyperfixating on My Life As A Teenage Robot”.)

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    Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.

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    Dave Strider and John Egbert sneak out after midnight to go watch fireworks and make out at "Make Out Point" (or at least that's what Dave and Jade call it) and have a picnic. They also talk about their feelings and get creeped on by nosy lesbians.

    (a rewrite of an old fic)

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    aka Strip Pokerstuck: Queer as Fuck Edition

    aka Strip Pokerstuck: Sollux is here so we need to bifurcate the name somehow

    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are in a room with fifteen of your friends and fellow game survivors. Tonight is going to be fun.

    Trying my hand at the Strip Pokerstuck reins. If you haven't read the others yet, I'd recommend it, particularly New Universe Plus.

    Set in an AU where arbitrary things are different because I said so: Sollux and Aradia are alive and back, Terezi and Vriska are here, Hal didn't get yeeted into ARquius and is here in a robot body, and everyone is fucking queer. And fucking queers. Will have less reader input than previous SP fics because I'm an impatient bastard and already wrote a big chunk of what's happening. Dare suggestions still open.

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    The outer stations went dark first, like a warning shot to humanity. The “Trolls” as they would soon be known as quickly worked their way through the Milky Way, destroying and conquering anything in their path. It wasn’t until they were nearly to the Sol system that Earth’s military finally pulled it’s head out of it’s ass and began fighting back. The Troll army almost seemed surprised that they were putting up a fight which caused them to be staved off for a time. Ever since then, the Milky Way has been a battlefield of Troll technology and human endurance.

    Four young humans travel to Alternian space in the middle of an all out war and end up meeting some unexpected allies.

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    June Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley are all completely normal high school students.

    The four of them believe this lie.

    But when the echoes of a story lost to the ages fall upon their ears, they are forced to come face to face with a past long forgotten.

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    Rose Lalonde- incontinent adult, finds herself life upside down when her best Friend decides to marry her single mother.

    Will she manage to survive her new life, or stuck being "Mommy's little girl?"

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    Karkat Vantas is about to end it all, he hates his life and he's sure there's no one who cares for him.

    But all of that changes once Dave Strider pulls him from the edge.

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    Terezi swears that she's fine. She doesn't talk about her issues, not even to her best friends, but it's fine. The only support group in town for people with chronic illnesses and disabilities is run with a positively sickening attitude of everything happens for a reason. Terezi can't stand it. She swears that she's fine, but really, she's not. And Rose knows that she's not, and that's when an idea comes in. Bitching about their problems, honest conversations about day to day life, no higher power nonsense, and tons of snacks. All in the middle of Terezi's living room. Terezi is reluctant to participate at first, but soon she finds there's a few benefits to having a shoulder to cry on. Or six.
    Then there's Vriska, a foul-mouthed girl with a bad attitude who hates most things and people. She finds herself, however, not hating these people.

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