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    A mysterious hotspot has ignited on the Lost Light, and the 'bots that emerge from the sparks are anything but blank slates. The consequences for the entire universe will be incalculable.

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    A rag tag team of mercenary comedians prepare for the Gaian King's birthday bash, but run into a little obstacle. One of their troupe-mates was brutally murdered in public two days before the party! Will they be able to find another Capitano in time for the event?

    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider run an acting troupe of assassins for hire that perform the commedia dell'arte for all kinds of people, far and wide. They kill, steal, and perform slapstick comedy. With two estranged heirs, an heiress, a legally dead ex knight, a necromancer, a witch, and a deceased windbag replaced by a sixteen year old taxedermist and borderline psychopath, there is guaranteed to be shenanigans, kerfuffles, japery, and straight up tom foolery.

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    Dave Strider is a vampire, and he also happens to be the subject of a crush by a certain Karkat Vantas. When the first man flees the scene of infatuation, the second enlists the help of his best friend to track down this mysterious creature of the night. Considering that Dave lives with his sister, and that Karkat's dear friend is very, very much in love with women, it's obvious that this entire affair will obviously go off without a hitch. Right? Totally right.

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    A Homestuck working AU set around a mixture of jobs worked by our dear fellow Alpha, Beta, and Troll kids. The set piece is set around a Floral Arts and Craft Store, a Car Wash, and a Sonic like restaurant all set near a beach maybe, still hashin out the deats ya know!

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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    It's been 413 years since the first repoered quirk. Now almost everyone has a quirk of some kind. These power can only develop up until someones 13 birthday. John Egbert is an extremly late bloomer having developed his powers only a month ago on his thirteen birthday. Now he hopes to live up to his family tradition and become a great hero. (sorry I suck at summarys. Bascially john just got his quirk and is struggling to controll it. he and all his friends are traing to be heros at Sburb Academy. I hope you enjoy.)

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    The following fanfiction contains course language, and due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    This might be, had you ever grazed a text about addiction, something that might be called a bottom. Maybe not rock bottom, but enough of a sacrifice to your general set of sensibilities and morals that a particularly sensitive person could begin to see a problem with their lifestyle. Enough of a shock to be a wakeup call for someone still invested in their own life. You might be aware of the concept if, freshly thrust into the world of double-digit ages, you watched your mother’s ability to care for you decline and began searching for ways to understand her. To care for her, potentially, if you had to see her decline beneath her own standards. If the “functioning” ever dropped off from before the rest of her descriptors. If you were wide-eyed, optimisitic and trusting enough to believe alcoholic adult men you’d never met to understand your mother better than you could.

    But, of course, none of that could be the case. You know yourself as someone who would never allow herself to be that vulnerable, so that couldn’t have happened.

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    Post-retcon Rosemary dealing with Rose's alcoholism.

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    my bad for releasing those fake epilogues! didn't mean to do that. here is the real true happy epilogue.

    - hatsune miku, creator of homestuck.

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    On the REAL Earth C, Rose Lalonde has given herself a new task! A new, greater challenge than she's ever undertaken before!
    She's going to be Caliborn's therapist. While he's in a garbage robot body to prevent murders. And he may possibly have written the Epilogue thing that somehow ended up on the main website of some kind of outeruniversal fictionalization of the lives of those who played SBURB.
    Oops.

    But, hey, most therapy has a rocky start! Probably.
    She's never actually therapized anything that isn't a cat before. Therapied? Whatever.

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    Rose Lalonde has come to Kanaya Maryam's doorstep far too many times, wet, in tears, and always with one common theme: Men are awful, and she hates having to date them. Of course, she doesn't have to, but she doesn't realize that yet. Kanaya, horribly in love with Rose, is too scared to do anything but watch as Rose continues on this self destructive spiral.

    Until one night, Rose decides that maybe love isn't for her.

    They then make a mistake.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? They're filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Meat, Bread, or Candy, John. Meat, Bread, or Candy.

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    Life on Earth C has been pretty peaceful since the game. Everyone has fallen into normal routines and normal lives. Until Vriska turns up on Earth, bringing news of a new planet, where she intends to build a new planet for the trolls. What starts off as a small project for the trolls turns into something else entirely when old enemies appear and begin to threaten everything they have grown to love. They'll have to fight together one last time if they all want their happy endings.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Jade's been thinking a lot recently. Some about her identity, some about her life.

    In the middle of everything, Rose and Kanaya invite her over.

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