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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    113,559
    Chapters:
    25/26
    Comments:
    875
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    736
    Bookmarks:
    139
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    Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.

    A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Rewrite of a previous fic of mine by the same name. Updates daily.

    Series
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    English
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    43,463
    Chapters:
    21/24
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    31 Short Stories Featuring ROSE LALONDE and her vampire wife KANAYA MARYAM.

    Language:
    English
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    6,205
    Chapters:
    5/31
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    231
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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

    Language:
    English
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    19,439
    Chapters:
    12/13
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    710
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    An attempt to do Rosemary October, except that I started a day late and might need to catch up a bit

    Language:
    English
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    3,758
    Chapters:
    4/31
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Hits:
    17
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    It is Rose and Kanaya's fifth year together, and what better way to spend it than a chaste, lovely dinner at an upmarket restaurant?

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    English
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    4,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    Idk beheld djdnrh

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    English
    Words:
    90
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    24
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    “I Want You To Spank Me.” Rose looked up from her morning coffee (or, well evening coffee, given that she was living on a troll schedule now). Kanaya was staring intently at the table before her, adamantly refusing to make eye contact. Kanaya paused, tapping her long nails against each other as she thought. “I Want To Understand How It Feels Better. I’m Always The Disciplinarian In The Sort Of Play, And I Think That Experiencing The Other Side Would Make Me Better At It.”

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    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/21
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    184
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    Rose struggles to come up with something to write about until she turns to her great source of inspiration.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    4
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    Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???

    A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.

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    English
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    46,966
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    304
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    My assorted drabbles for Rosemary month. Length will vary, as will quality as I'm hoping to keep up with the month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    960
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    158,023
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    204
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    Kanaya can't sleep without Rose, and Rose can't seem to say no to tiny furry kittens even after all this time. It's the blessing/curse of being married to a Lalonde.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    14
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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,379
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    8696
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    Vriska was competitive to a fault. Or, at least, if you asked anyone else, it was a fault. If you asked her, it was one of her better features. She was especially competitive when the person she was competing against was one Ms Rose Lalonde. Something about the lure of a chance to beat her competition for Kanaya’s affections was irresistible to her. Which is why, when Kanaya had come to her talking about this human sex toy she had acquired that was designed to fuck people to their breaking points, she was determined to make it a competition.

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    Words:
    2,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Detective Karkat Vantas sits at his squelching desk in the too-small bullpen of the Chytrid station and wishes, not for the first and probably not for the fucking last time, that he'd gotten out of this business when he had the chance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,223
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1695
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    In the vastness of Space, there is more than enough room for Light.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    7
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    What happens when the world throws everything at you, pushing you to the brink of tears!? Well that happens with June and Her friends!!!
    She started highschool a few months ago with Her childhood friends, meeting new people and making..rivals!? She's just about to lose Her mind with everything going on.

    A (sorta) slice of life mainly about June,Rose,Dave and Jade +Many,many others. What will they do when things get hard for them?....

    Become distressed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,892
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    A chatfic for homestuck, they're back at it again chatting online yeah, I may or may not give this thing a plot but until I figure that out its going to be random interactions over text

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,031
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    40

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