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    Rose and Dave star in a commercial for a certain brand of instant coffee.

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    A New York Times bestselling novelist and an Oscar-winning movie director compare notes. It's not like it's the end of the world, right?

    Right?

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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

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    There are only two things in the whole of Paradox Space that Jade Harley loves more than her friends: Nudism and getting railed by cocks until she's filled with cum.

    So, naturally, she's going to try and score all three in one sitting.

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    Rose tells Dave that she thinks his snug little god hood looks sexy. Dave can't let it go.

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    In that moment, under the inky black sky, Rose Lalonde knew in her heart. This human boy, dressed in the same drab purple pajamas as she was, surrounded by a halo of red roses, brilliant like the hues of spilled blood. This boy, missing from her memory when he should be there.

    She'd meet him again someday.

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    Illustrations only! Very low production value because I don't expect it to get any traction, but if enough people look I'll start actually putting effort in, haha. I'm choosing to put art here because I like how AO3 indexes ships, considering how I always seem to be doing rarepairs it'd be nice to not see this stuff fall into the void.

    Chapters denote different ships.
    CH1) DirkJade (4 images, updated 3/October/19)
    CH2) DaveRose (1 image, updated 6/September/19)
    CH3) Stridercest (4 images, updated 11/September/19)
    CH4) DirkJake (1 image, updated 7/September/19)
    CH5) RoxyCalliope (1 image, updated 19/September/19)

    I will add more chapters with new ships or otherwise update the image count and date when I add more.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    В июле Роуз начинает кашлять морской водой, водорослями и чем-то, что оба они принимают поначалу за жемчуг — пока те не начинают вылупляться, и теперь множество мелких многоногих ракообразных наполняют их ванную в середине Миннесоты. Она раздирает себе горло до крови, когда ей в следующий раз становится плохо, и мысли Дэйва сами собой возвращаются к щупальцам, выползающим изо рта его сестры, и тому, как они казались много больше, чем сама Роуз в его сне.
    Роуз режется о стекло, и её кровь непривычно тёмная и густая. Дэйв давно уже перестал думать, что её кровь просто отливает синеватым из-за освещения; Дэйв давно уже перестал считать свою сестру хоть сколько-нибудь обычной.

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    'To keep it interesting,' you had said, 'only I and the one with the toy will know when. And the one with the toy will have to keep it a secret for as long as possible.' You had given them a look that allowed you to leave the ‘or else’ unspoken.

    Rose has convinced her lovers to let her get them off secretly in front of each other.

    What they don't know is that all three of them will be wearing sex toys, with her holding the various remotes to see who will crack first.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Dirk fuses Davepetasprite's Dave half back into Dave. There's some issues to work through.

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    Space has been lauded as the final frontier, but at the end of the day, the last thing humanity strives to breach is the mind itself. A little alien intervention is generally the way to go with loftier dreams.

    OR: A four-person crew runs afoul of something very old and very enamored with their squishy little lust sacks.

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    While all three are in love, normally Rose and Dirk share Dave and keep interactions between themselves on more even ground. Both Strider and LaLonde love to be in charge and the idea of yielding isn't one that's come up between them thanks to Dave being the happiest sub in the world between their combined affections. Yet is it possible that Dirk could like more than he knows? Perhaps he and Dave aren't so different after all, at least with Rose calling the shots.

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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse had been blessed with two pairs of twins, one in each kingdom, boy and girl.
    Although this opened the possibility of a double arranged marriage to unite the two, the kings and queens were against this idea, due to the prejudice deep in every villager’s mind.
    Be it so that the Dersitians practiced the dark majjyks and were in contact with evil spirits or that the Prospitians were bright enough to sow the land and nothing else.
    Some had a bit a truth in them, to be fair.

    Or the story of four heirs that find themselves involved in a conflict due to matters of the heart.
    (And if you’re interested in an English version... You’re here. The Spanish version has been around for a while now)

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    There’s a pleasant pause, then, as you lean against the dinosaur manatee thing. A lightness acting as a certain foil to the thickness of the Houston sky. Then someone squeaks a water wing, and Bro says, “That cloud kinda looks like a tasteful dong,” and the lightness somehow grows.

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    Rose doesn't like going to sleep. Dave will stay up for her.

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    Rose and Dave think Dirk needs a break, possibly one that comes with the finest plush rump in all the land. Dirk...attempts, and fails, to disagree. It's hard to, when even your patron goddess is telling you so.

    Harder still, when said fine plush rump keeps A) Giving you the eyes and B) Making salacious double entendres.

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    Dave and Rose studying.

    "studying"

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    3
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    When Kanaya loses some money gambling and gets herself in trouble with some unsavoury people, she goes to Dave for help. Dave wants only one thing in return: to fuck Kanaya's wife, his sister. Anonymous commission.

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    "It's time to reflect on the fact that, at this point, Dave and Rose haven't learned they are brother and sister yet. Four months is a long time. Did something happen between them? I guess we'll never know.

    (Something happened between them.)"

    -Andrew Hussie

    ---

    Two emotionally constipated eighteen-year-olds find solace in music and each other.

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    29
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    1
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