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    The fate of the rebellion rests on a multi-pronged plan to secure the alchemic means to feed a Troll Kingdom under embargo. General Rose Lalonde goes grocery shopping and meets her maker.

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    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    1
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    38
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    "John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—"

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

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    16,539
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    21
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    479
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    Rose always knew she was into some weird shit. But the vague idea of an attraction to the supernatural was nothing compared to the full force of her wife morphing into an eight feet tall horror creature and her libido’s consequent reaction. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. This fic is not about sexy monsters or xenophilic broads, but rather the shitty experience of watching your significant other turn into a soggy bug mummy and the excruciating wait that follows.

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    14,378
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1231
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    You buy the house when you find her. // You buy the house when you realize you'll never find her.

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    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    30
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    3
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    106
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    A fulfillment of this tumblr request: "Would you Consider writing a Lalonde diapermessing contest? Rose and Roxy competing, getting hypermessy, when they're interrupted by Mom Lalonde who simply lets out more than both girls with a push and waddles away with a grin, both girls deciding Mom wins"

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    1,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    470
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    Somethings up.

    Four teenagers stumble into a conspiracy theory, which they may or may not be the center of.

    Four almost adults discover they aren’t the only ones.

    And 12 separated aliens try to survive on a suspiciously familiar planet, and maybe get some help from some of its inhabitants.

    Romance, familial discovery, and a poorly-executed bank heist ensue.

    ...

    Oh, yeah, and superpowers. Superpowers are here too.

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    English
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    3,009
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    359
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    In which Rose Lalonde does not die, but wishes she had.

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    1/1
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    5
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    59
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    After Roxy learns of Dave's death, she telephones Rose to give her condolences. It... doesn't go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    234
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    Roxy posts to /r/relationships to get some advice, but changes a few names and details so she won't be recognized immediately.

    Language:
    English
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    2,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    856
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    Winning the Game was the easy part.
    Rebuilding was harder.

    (In which a bunch of kids are tasked with building a new civilisation, trauma doesn’t really disappear with the creation of a new universe, and bureaucracy is a universal constant that Rose Lalonde really wishes she doesn’t have to deal with.)

    Language:
    English
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    17,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    233
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    Language:
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    636
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
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    Before Dave ever entered the big dark wood, there was Kanaya Maryam; a lover, a blood drinker, a friend. What is a girl to do when she's summed by the corrupted remains of her dearly departed, but to walk boldly into the dens of hungry maws and set -everything- into motion?

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    English
    Words:
    2,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    121
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    Rose English, Dave Lalonde, John Crocker, Jade strider.
    Four kids who really, really, did not like their role of the dice.

    Language:
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    3,869
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    290
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Chapters:
    82/82
    Comments:
    644
    Kudos:
    1030
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    16016
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    “Rose.” Dirk’s tone was calm but strict. “Your mother had a bright future ahead of her. And I’m proud of her for, for managing to make such a life for herself after being a teen pregnancy. She’s not another statistic, she’s…”

    To anyone else, Rose might look annoyed, but Dirk could read the sadness reflecting off her eyes. The way she played with her hair, the way she pulled at a thread on her old pajamas.

    “She’s your mother, Rose.” Dirk sighed. “Just how I’m your father, no matter what you call me.”

    --

    Dirk Strider, father to twin children at 15 years old, has to deal with the return of their mother and her newfound family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    451
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    Rose fucks up. Kanaya makes an offer. Roxy freaks out. Dave makes pancakes.

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    English
    Words:
    1,463
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    356
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    For months after, you dreamed of void-bright eyes in a void-dark something, flesh melting off bones, the cat you had tried oh so hard to bring back watching you with eyes that were not its own.

    Sometimes, you did not know if those dreams were dreams or nightmares.

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    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    221
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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,817
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1146
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    When Jaspers washed up on the riverbank, you cried.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    14
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    176
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    A collection of the 2-character and a sentence requests I've received on Tumblr. You can request them here!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,177
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    199

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