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    In which Rose and Kanaya are apprehensive and fragile about everything.

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    Admittedly, Roxy and her cousin didn't have much in common beyond the broad strokes of their existence. As second cousins, they were spawned, roughly, from the same genetic lineage, and they both had similar proportions and blonde hair bleached even whiter, and were both female, in a fashion, at least. They were both technically Jewish, although Rose was slightly more serious about it (and only slightly). Rose wore her curls out, and Roxy straightened them most of the way through into short-cut waves. They both liked colors that were essentially on the magenta scale. They both had a taste for magic, although Roxy was more of a wizards kind of girl, and Rose was more of a serious frowning men with Necronomicons kind of girl. They both lived in New York, although Roxy lived in the city with her Mom, and Rose out in Rainbow Falls with hers. They both liked it frigid. They both loved snow.

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    Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you are completely aware of the dangers of alcohol but they totally don't apply to you.

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    1/1
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    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    4/?
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    A series of conversations about some very important Dave-centric news.

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    5/5
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    Rose Lalonde is a fresh from the mill psychiatrist, with lots of potential and a need to succeed; she’s hired by Arkham Asylum, and lands the resident patient Clown Heir of Crime. Rose Hopes to cure him, and quickly, so that that the good Doctor will let her focus on helping her cousin Dirk, aka the Ventriloquist, get rehabilitated and released from Arkham for good.

    Unfortunately, The Prankster finds this all terribly funny, because he knows what Rose doesn’t, and in Gotham City, what you don't know just might kill you.

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    10/?
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    7
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    481
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    Mom is quiet from the other side of the wall. Roxy tries to understand.

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    2/2
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    8
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    25
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    1
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    120
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    The air was thick with grime, the way it was on Mondays like this, when the actuators all failed at once in their "unplanned" spasmodic symphonies. Rose Lalonde always kept a sword on hand, hoping to never need to use it, but on days like this there was always an air of inevitability.

    Mondays, huh?

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    "Oh, wow." Rose silently mouthed, lips hanging gently agape. Suddenly feeling somewhat vulnerable, she wished she at least got a little made-up for the occasion, so that the hovering ghost in front of her wouldn't have to look at a Lalonde without makeup on. She could feel the judgmental gaze of the ectoplasmic entity hovering about a foot off the floor of the dorm in front of her, watched the TV distort through her translucent body as Rose stared back at the trailing tail that presumably used to be two legs. "Um." She said, trying not to do anything that would piss an actual, real life ghost off. What do you do, Rose? What do you do? Well, she scooted back, got on her knees, and bowed down as politely as she could possibly manage.

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    June: something can matter without being ‘canon’ right??
    Rose: Exactly. You’re getting it.
    Rose: I’m going to make this story relevant.

    (Wish fulfilment, haha! This was really fun to write. Another gosh darn Epilogue Rewrite. I loved the Epilogues, but here you go anyway.)

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    "It's time to make a statement; I pity the city is ruined 'cause we could have fooled Skaia's game just the two of us, but--
    Aranea has just made a fool of us."


    It was a terrible kind of irony. There had been twelve players, eight of them godtier, with a collection of sprites, a benevolent god of death off in the works, and the alien that had been in contact with the alpha team session. And yet, Aranea, the god dogs, and the Batterwitch had destroyed them.
    Not to mention Lord English was still out there, somewhere.

    Or: In an alternate doomed version of pre-retcon events, five players have a discussion. Acceptance and deception ensue.

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    “John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

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    26/35
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    Thirteen-year-old Dirk Strider and the other Troll/Human Descendants of the Sixteen Gods have been waiting to meet their 'parents' their entire lives. When they finally do, Dirk is determined to prove himself. Because then... maybe his Bro would want to get to know him.

    Meanwhile, for Dave Strider, parenting is hard--especially when you had no clue you even had a kid. It was enough to have unresolved childhood issues and an inability to confess his feelings for a certain troll, but now he has to try (and fail) to not embarrass himself in front of this mini-version of Bro.

    Oh gods this is going to be a disaster.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Rose Lalonde finally has to come and accept the fact that June doesn't have a crush on her at an overwhelming party, but does she really know who June is?

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    The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.

     

    Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It

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    7/?
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    A short drabble about Roxy and Rose's arrival in Houston. They get Whataburger and listen to Atlas and somehow its all kind of aesthetic?

    (I have an idea for where I want the plot to go but whether or not I actually write it remains to be seen. There's basically no plot by the way.)

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    894
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    "The house is quiet and dark, just as you remember it. The one time you tried to visit it alone, you had found it barely standing. Water had seeped into the cracks in the years you had been gone, and had slowly eroded its structure. You could smell the mold in the walls from the entrance; it clung to the walls like leeches to flesh.

    You asked Dave to rewind it before you brought Roxy over."

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    In an attempt to gain some closure and finally wrap up her character arc, Rose revisits Lalonde Manor with Roxy. She finds that Roxy is both easier and harder to decipher than she initially thought, and that only makes her fonder of her alternate universe mom.

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    A tale of how two generations unknowingly bond over fanfic, and how in an alternate timeline and four hundred years later, another life is changed the same way. Also a tale about wizards, I guess, but if you skip those parts, I understand.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
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    15
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    4
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    Rose always knew she was into some weird shit. But the vague idea of an attraction to the supernatural was nothing compared to the full force of her wife morphing into an eight feet tall horror creature and her heart's consequent reaction. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. This fic is not about sexy monsters or xenophilic broads, but rather the supremely shitty experience of watching your significant other turn into a soggy bug mummy and the excruciating wait that follows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,251
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    285
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    51
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    3415
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    You have exactly one letter from your mother. It's crumpled and almost (not entirely) illegible, and you use it as both a roadmap and a promise.

    Language:
    English
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    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    105

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