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    You, Kanaya Maryam are fourteen. You love Twilight for sentimental reasons, read/write fanfiction, and pine ceaselessly after any girl who gives you the time of day. That being said, you are out of your FUCKING league here.

    A story in which a girl falls in love twice, and deliberates the merits of online relationships versus physical ones. Contains many Ao3 references, teenage scandals, drug deals, confusingly worded sentences, and overly proper manners of speech.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit, because that's what he does. He's not always right though.

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    Dave Strider can't sleep for a multitude of reasons.

    1, his brother slash guardian doesn't do his job in either respect, and he goes to school with bruises and cuts and a general sense of distrust. He can't trust his own apartment, his friends, or his school when it comes to Bro.

    2, some weird kid named Karkat seems to be following his every move. He's quiet and angry all the time. Not exactly angry at Dave. But he talks about things Dave doesn't understand, and he can't help but hopelessly crush on Karkat without saying a word. Being gay at school is bad enough already. He doesn't want to scare off the best friend he's ever had.

    And 3, there's something dark under his bed that is either trying to kill him, or doing its damn best to protect him.

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty gorgeous rivalry going and everyone knows it except them.

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    21/?
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you swear your body feels like you've lost a fight with a bear. Despite sleeping more than you ever have, you find yourself tired and lethargic.
    Strange things are happening all around and gog fucking damnit you don't understand anything anymore. It's as if the cogs in your mind just aren't turning right...

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    1/?
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    a collection of drabbles written for a dave (nicknamed latte by friends) rp blog on tumblr

    some of these are written for ask memes and some of these are just like. actual fics i put real effort into but based around this character. ull kno when u see the chapter names

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    18/?
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    Rose always knew she was into some weird shit. But the vague idea of an attraction to the supernatural was nothing compared to the full force of her wife morphing into an eight feet tall horror creature and her libido’s consequent reaction. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. This fic is not about sexy monsters or xenophilic broads, but rather the shitty experience of watching your significant other turn into a soggy bug mummy and the excruciating wait that follows.

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    Dave messages Rose after a stressful twenty-four hours. Spoilers for PQ volumes four and five. They're light, and not especially relevant, but they're there.

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    Giftswap fill for nihilBliss
    Dave and Rose get their sibling bond on post game. Affection, fluff, ridiculous memes and even more ridiculous references, and some serious discussion ensue.
    Minor/Background relationships of: Kanaya/Rose, John & Dave, and Kanaya/Karkat (Moirallegiance)

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    Rose took her coffee black, as a rule, and pretended Alaska had always been on fire.

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    It seemed like such a simple solution, really. Late nights and shared regrets should have brought about such an epiphany through careful consideration and calculated discussion. Not some off-handed, bitter suggestion from Rose that stopped you both in your proverbial tracks.

    "I don't suppose you could actually...?" It was as if she was afraid to even say it.

    "Don't see why I couldn't."

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    the dual perspective of himself and the crow, the strange and twisted walls surrounding him, the hyperawareness as he went forward again and again, the muted pain as he fell to the ground, blood gushing out of veins.

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    tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

    TT: Have we had the time to properly discuss methods of Classical Conditioning and associative stimuli in the realm of potty training?

    turntechGodhead [TG] blocked tentacleTherapist [TT]

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    Karkat Vantas has been a fan of indie film duo Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde for years. When he got a chance to work with them, he pounced. After auditioning for the role of the lead detective, in some sort of experimental noir film, he received news of his newfound employment with the film crew of his dreams. On top of that, it turns out many of his friends also managed to land various roles in the film. It's a wonderful start to the career of this bright-eyed, enthusiastic fan-and-actor, but he soon finds himself in some hot water.

    Aside from the fact that Dave Strider is nothing like he expected, it turns out that Karkat Vantas' admiration is more akin to a crush. His best friend is sleeping with the assistant director, and his other best friend has refused to take any stance on the matter. That's three train wrecks too many for a man just starting out in acting.

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    Eridan Ampora is a newly-minted fisheries observer assigned to the fixed gear longline catcher vessel The Prince of Heart.

    Between sibling rivalries on the high seas, extremely shitty boat coffee, a familial wager of massive scale, interspecies awkwardness, and his silent Carapician bunkmate, it's pretty clear that this is going to suck worse than anything has ever sucked, which is really fuckin' saying something.

    Or perhaps the month-long voyage could change him and the crew for the better. Sure, maybe.

    He doesn't hold out hope.

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    Kanaya would want nothing more than to spend the rest of her lifespan with the one human she adores the most, a violet rubber band found from the depths inside the couch cushions clasped around her finger and carrying a litany of unspoken words and promises.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    115/115
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    Rose and Dave grow closer then ever in one of the doomed timelines, and Dave lets his walls down for a moment.

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    1/1
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    2
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    " For a moment, it felt okay, deep in Rose’s heart, like everything would be fine, but as she chanced a glance up to the large woman, their gazes met, and something indescribable washed over Jane. The womans clear, sky-blue eyes, stared into Rose’s, red and glowing like embers, consumed by a twist of black the older woman had never seen before. She kept them locked for a moment longer, then released the two kids, moving to stand, and looking over the flames painting the night sky. "

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    Dave has just killed his brother with newfound magic that allows him to access a strange world Rose calls Derse. The problem? He might become stuck in Derse if he doesn't get a handle on the magic.
    Karkat, having received generations worth of knowledge about magic from his family, just wants to keep idiots like Dave from being consumed by it.

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    11/15
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    30
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1311

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