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    Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.

    There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.

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    16/?
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    DAVE: look its like im standing on a soapbox

    DAVE: and yall are hovering around me in the town square of some village with so much goddamn dirt on its cobblestones so you know its in both monetary and moral squalor

    DAVE: but not for long cause im about to impart godly knowledge on you

    DAVE: about troll romance

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    It's not the right response, you think. You should say thank you, probably. Or you should start trying to work out the details on this arrangement because funnily enough you've never moved out before. You should express excitement that you're gonna meet one of your friends in person for the very first time, maybe, even if it's under less-than-ideal circumstances. You should be doing something differently.

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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You’ve been on this meteor for less than three human weeks, and thus far you’ve been occupying yourself with
    1. Watching Rose trying to alchemise things and then getting superbly frustrated when she fails
    2. Listening to her apologies and explanations over lashing out when frustrated
    3. Watching her try to list the simplest concepts she knows of
    4. Clown hunting
    5. Avoiding Vriska

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    14/?
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    20
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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    75/?
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    Dave Strider can't sleep for a multitude of reasons.

    1, his brother slash guardian doesn't do his job in either respect, and he goes to school with bruises and cuts and a general sense of distrust. He can't trust his own apartment, his friends, or his school when it comes to Bro.

    2, some weird kid named Karkat seems to be following his every move. He's quiet and angry all the time. Not exactly angry at Dave. But he talks about things Dave doesn't understand, and he can't help but hopelessly crush on Karkat without saying a word. Being gay at school is bad enough already. He doesn't want to scare off the best friend he's ever had.

    And 3, there's something dark under his bed that is either trying to kill him, or doing its damn best to protect him.

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    10/?
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    Everything hurts. Your sliced bicep screams with every movement and your battered chest throbs sharply each time you take a breath. Your entire back burns fiercely. There’s a nasty bruise forming on your jaw, you can feel it.

    Bro is standing a good few feet away, coolly assessing you. It’s obvious that you’re not doing too hot and you wonder when this fight will end. The answer is not now, because he’s raising his sword and gearing up to swing.

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    Dave sees absolutely nothing wrong with his home life. His friends do.

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    DAVE STRIDER has never used a magical camera to start a school blog. He's never actually gone to school, befriended a troll, or helped someone hack into anti-no-maj-firewalls.

    But all that is about to change when a not-so-mysterious letter arrives by crow messenger: a letter with an invitation to what some might call child prison. There he finds not only friends, magical social media, and a cranky roommate, but a weird destiny that's been following him...all of them.

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    A story in which Dave and Karkat both have more confidence than in canon, resulting in Dave being slightly more of a dick and Karkat being slightly more of a leader.

    And, more significantly, resulting in it not being canon compliant. They take issue with this.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    "You're a ghost, Rose. Why are you a ghost?" Dave asked. He wasn't babbling. This was the exact opposite of babbling.

    Rose raised an imperious eyebrow. "You're the one floating, brother dear."

    .

    OR: Dave and Rose are Halfas, and no one, not even Dave and Rose, know how to deal with that.

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    Rose Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived, receives her Hogwarts letter on her eleventh birthday, in 1991. Of course, Rose Potter also remembers being a different girl named Rose, one with the last name of Lalonde. The connections from her past life spill into her new one once she realizes that the adult Dirk Strider who raised Dave is currently young enough to go to the same school as her: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    What does it mean to enter a society that might reject you? How much should you change yourself, and how much should you change society?

    (A fic inspired by reading too many Girl-Who-Lived fics where the girl was named Rose, but wasn't the Rose I hoped she was!)

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    12/?
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    48
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    When you wake up in an unfamiliar location with 15 strangers, it's pretty obvious that something has gone seriously wrong in your life, and when you're told to kill those strangers if you ever want to leave, you decide whatever god may exist must really fucking hate you. Will the goodness of humanity surprise you and lead you all to a peaceful victory, or will people start to crack?
    Warnings for each chapter in the chapter summary. Minor hiatus until the next act is drafted - you can participate in character selection on hsdr-killing-cascade on tumblr. Posting should resume Oct 24th 2020.

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    67,794
    Chapters:
    13/45
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    14
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    44
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    3
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    Silence is golden, except the type of silence that occurs when you mention your living best friend’s dead best friend and sibling.

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    The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.

     

    Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
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    21
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    A few changes can change everything.
    The fire happens Deilos finds their name earlier, the rain comes in late and Dave falls asleep in Deilos' arms, unable to hold his finger when Deilos pokes his chubby cheek. Deilos makes the decision to return Baby Dave to his family.
    Only when they do, they end up getting a fever and unable to leave the StriLondes at first.
    And even when they get better, they won't let them leave.
    Deilos is being threatened...
    With adoption.

    The next years are completely not Deilos' fault. Probably. Maybe.
    Fuck it, this was going to be interesting at least.


    Deilos sighs in relief as they turn away from the happy family, a strange twinge in their chest. It was easily ignored along with the way their body felt hot and uncomfortable in favor of looking towards the gate, it was time for them to leave and find a place to sleep tonight. Somewhere safe and dry away from the rain.

    "Excuse me, find a place to sleep?" Rosaline interrupted their thoughts smoothly with a frown.

    Oh, had they said that out loud? Shit.

    Their vision blurs and there's alarmed voices- double shit.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    121
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    17
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    1171
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    In which Karkat is a demon, Dave is a witch with not idea what he's doing and Rose is knocked the fuck out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    343
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    When you’re twelve, you have a recurring dream. You’re standing on the Galveston shores, watching a storm roll in from beyond the coast. The storm looms heavy over your head, and you drown. 

     

    Dave looks back on his life- 15, 14, 13, 12- and reckons with the legacy of a childhood in the shadow of a god.

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    2,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    28
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    3
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    208
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    49,345
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    609
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    84
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    When you go into the kitchen, you expect a normal Dad Interaction. What you get are newfound siblings, missing friends, and a changed worldview.

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    English
    Words:
    10,020
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    451

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