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    Patrick has secret plans to disappear with his new husband during the wedding reception. But David has a surprise for the groom, too.

    Always wondered what happened after the ceremony and at the reception? Yep me too.

    ……Patrick stared at David - open white shirt, kilt-skirt looped with a leather belt. All he needed now was a sporran and David could easily pass as a Jewish Jamie Fraser.

    Patrick swallowed hard…….

    #myfirstfanfiction

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    Patrick and his friends go to a porn star convention where they stumble upon "The Duke"

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    David accidentally reveals his horribly embarrassing tendency to snort while laughing. Patrick thinks it's cute.

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    A story about when love gets hard, working through it and coming out on the other side.

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    Patrick withdrew his hand and pointed his thumb towards himself. “You’re looking at the West Canthor Adult Spelling Bee champion for the last five years.”

     

    David raised his eyebrow and nodded. “Ah.” He really didn’t have interest in bonding over spelling, though he had to admit he was somewhat intrigued. And also glad that this guy was from the other side of the country, so not really a threat to his title. “So you’re just visiting the area?” He could work with a visitor. A one- or two-night stand was just what David could use right now.

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    As Patrick and David set up their new store, Patrick unpacks his thoughts about - and feelings toward - his new business partner.

    Takes place sometime between the early Rose Apothecary episodes.

    It's a companion piece to "Rom-Com Land", a few stories back in the Legacy series, but it's not necessary to follow. There's also a reference to "Family Name", of the same series.

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    David’s head tilts knowingly, and his lips twitch for the barest second, before he turns his attention back to his work.

    “You like watching my hands.”

    Patrick swallows. David shouldn’t be able to stop him in his tracks like this. They’ve been together long enough that 'boyfriend; rolls easily off the tongue, and his apartment feels foreign and dark without David’s illuminating presence. He shouldn’t render him speechless anymore, sending him right back to those early days where David would banter with him over a bottle of juice and momentarily cut off the power supply to his brain.

    “Would you like to know what I’m planning on doing with them?”

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    “No, yeah, right,” David said. “My sister’s been kidnapped.”

    “That escalated fast,” Jake commented.

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    In this ver-Ray special episode of Ray of Sunshine, Ray looks back at some of his most popular interviews and segments, with full transcripts!

    Features interviews with local business owners, investigRAYtive journalism and a very special performance by the Jazzagals.

    Today's episode is brought to you by: Jake's Woodworking, Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines, Mr. Hockley's Tea, The House Barn, and many more!

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    David pulled the business card out of his pocket and ripped it into a dozen pieces, throwing them into the first garbage can he saw.

    David follows an anonymous blog and also meets an infuriating jerk. Totally unrelated, of course.

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    David knew it was a bad idea to believe him when he said “Pain is transformative and you are the quintessential personification of suffering.” - as if it were a good thing. Davids not even sure he understood what that meant, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t really good. But he fell for it anyways, back into where he had hoped to never be again. In Sebastian Raines’ bed.

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    David and Patrick are at a small business convention together. David tries a wine that’s amazing, but turns out to be from Herb Ertlingers winery. He has to make a decision about whether to start selling Herb Ertlingers win in Rose Apothecary or not.

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    The opening of Rose Apothecary has been a success. David and Patrick drink wine, clean up the store, and confessions are made.

    Title from I'm Every Woman by Chaka Khan, covered by Whitney Houston

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    david wants to be better, for patrick.

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    It was the way he went over the projections and profit margins so that David understood without feeling like he was being talked down to. When David was thinking out loud about the layout of the store and Patrick gave his opinion, he seemed neither angry nor bothered that David didn’t take his suggestions. The shy, comforting smiles overtop of the harried and tipsy crowd on opening day reminded David that they were really doing it, and it was okay to be excited and happy. Patrick made David feel like he was on the right path and grateful to have a partner even when so many people in the past had let him down.

    Then there was the hug.

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    Early business-partners-who-don't-know-they-both-like-each-other, helped along by technology.

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    For the first time since Patrick has known him, David shows up to work in a skirt.

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    Patrick rips his jeans at the 5th anniversary party for Rose Apothecary. David fixes them and it gets them both thinking about hands.

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    “Honey, I told you that you should’ve worn the new pair.” David’s voice is half gentle, half vindicated as he examines the torn seam. He’s trying not to laugh. “I’m almost positive these jeans are older than our entire relationship; I’m honestly tempted to FaceTime Rachel to see if she recognizes them.”

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    "He knows that David has just given himself fully to Patrick. He’s danced his way through a thousand apologies, lip-synced his way through the words Patrick had been desperate to hear for days now."

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    A short introspective Patrick piece immediately following The Olive Branch lipsync.

    First Part of "The Moments In Between" series.

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    After 20 years in Schitt’s Creek, David Rose is practically native. The Roses had long ago lost hope that anyone vaguely resembling themselves would ever come to town…cue Patrick Brewer. Overachiever, Harvard MBA graduate, and one of the youngest business moguls Wall Street has ever seen. Well, before everything came crashing down.

    A role reversal AU, of sorts.

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    Pre-relationship Patrick gets a sneak peek at David when his sweater gets stuck over his head.

    Takes place right before RA soft opening.

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    “David, it’s 80 degrees outside and you’re wearing wool.” He double blinks for added effect. 

    David gives him a withering look, as if to scold Patrick for accosting him with common sense.

    “Fine.”

    To Patrick’s simultaneous dismay and sheer delight, David reaches down to peel his sweater off and as it folds up and over his head, the t-shirt beneath is carried too, exposing his chest and belly. Patrick’s a little light-headed.

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