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    Something unexpected rocks the Rose family following Moira's return from Bosnia.

    **Story is nearly completed but will be updated as I am able!**

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    12/?
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    64
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    34
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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    80/?
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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

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    1/5
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    16
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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    24/26
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    5230
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    If you had been at the Grand Reopening and Halloween Party for Twyla's Cafe Tropical, here are some things you might have seen.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    Roland is on the hunt for more of that tea from Mr. Hockley's farm, but finds a tired Patrick Brewer in Rose Apothecary instead. Set sometime during Patrick's Sad WeekTM.

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    574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    461
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    The Brewer-Rose Family and their crazy lives in Schitt's Creek.

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    Continuation of The Younger Years

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    He had thought about abandoning the wedding altogether. Even with it being months away, and the idea that he might find someone else to bring, he understandably wasn’t interested in watching one more of his fucking friends get their happy ending. Sure, he had already sent his RSVP but he certainly wouldn’t be the first to no show. People might gossip and speculate why he wasn’t there but people gossiped about him regardless. 

    Following a breakup, David attends a friend's wedding for the food, open bar and maybe someone to keep him company for the night if he's lucky. A cute best man that can't wink, a buzzed rooftop phone call and a misunderstanding or two later, David may have found something much better.

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    18
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    AU – During their time in Schitt’s Creek, Moira finds herself pregnant, again. Lottie and the other Roses help her through.

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    English
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    34,651
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    46
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    23
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    2
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    1320
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    After he's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Patrick blows up his entire life and goes on his dream vacation.

     
    Story is based on the movie Last Holiday. As usual, I’ve only retained the broadest strokes of the movie plot & taken many liberties. You don't need to be familiar with the movie to read this, but I love and recommend it. Queen Latifah is amazing. This was meant to be written with alternating POV by chapters, but David, and especially Patrick, had other ideas and I let them do what they wanted. I think the POV changes are clear, though.

    ***If you need/want assurances about this story before choosing to read it, please click here, but be aware SPOILERS lurk there.***

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    418
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    262
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5397
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    Twyla and Alexis are enjoying a well-deserved date after finally being sure in settling down together. Until something crashes the party.

    Or

    Alexis is deeply affected by her past and hates letting it show, and Twyla is Twyla, of course she's going to help Alexis heal.

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    1
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    100
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    David gets sick while Patrick is away at his parent's and a very inconvenient October snowstorm blows in.

     

    This was in my drafts last October, I just revised it a little.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    171
    Bookmarks:
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    David Rose learns that his father actually bought Schitt’s Creek. So, after an ugly fight with Sebastien, he heads to where (hopefully) nobody knows who he is.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “Ah!”
     
    “Who died?!” David peers into the hallway where Stevie’s poking at her face in the mirror. “Um, what’re you doing?”

    She frowns and prods at a dimple. “What’s my face doing?” She scrunches her nose, glaring at herself before relaxing into a gentle smile, not her usual scowl. “I think something’s wrong with it. Can you drive me to the hospital?”

    She looks over to her friend when he doesn’t respond. “What?”

    David shakes his head. “Nothing, just— I’m really glad you’re happy.”

    She tries, and fails, to suppress her smile at that. “Keep it in your pants, David.”

    ---

    or, 69 stevie-centric drabbles that no one asked for yet i wrote anyway

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    23/23
    Comments:
    87
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    81
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    3
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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    There is a reason why David’s parents don’t know about Patrick.

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    17
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    43
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    1
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    965
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    Contained in this file are the remaining digital records of the most important week ever: AKA my birth and Alexis Rose's first major media relations success that would catapult her into the media relations mogul that she is.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    14
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    195
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    Patrick has secret plans to disappear with his new husband during the wedding reception. But David has a surprise for the groom, too.

    Always wondered what happened after the ceremony and at the reception? Yep me too.

    ……Patrick stared at David - open white shirt, kilt-skirt looped with a leather belt. All he needed now was a sporran and David could easily pass as a Jewish Jamie Fraser.

    Patrick swallowed hard…….

    #myfirstfanfiction

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    721
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    In which Roland's truck has a little more gas in it - a post-season 1 AU.

    David's entire life is falling apart within the confines of a truck he stole. Really, getting into a stranger's car is hardly the worst decision he's ever made. Perhaps something good can come of this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,578
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1346
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    Season 2 of Vampires Are People Too!

    This season, the gang is on summer break. They have endless time to spend chilling at the creek, making out in the back of various pick up trucks, and experimenting with their superpowers. What could go wrong?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,449
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    149
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1019

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