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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    After he's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Patrick blows up his entire life and goes on his dream vacation.

     
    Story is based on the movie Last Holiday. As usual, I’ve only retained the broadest strokes of the movie plot & taken many liberties. You don't need to be familiar with the movie to read this, but I love and recommend it. Queen Latifah is amazing. This was meant to be written with alternating POV by chapters, but David, and especially Patrick, had other ideas and I let them do what they wanted. I think the POV changes are clear, though.

    ***If you need/want assurances about this story before choosing to read it, please click here, but be aware SPOILERS lurk there.***

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    David Rose learns that his father actually bought Schitt’s Creek. So, after an ugly fight with Sebastien, he heads to where (hopefully) nobody knows who he is.

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    “Ah!”
     
    “Who died?!” David peers into the hallway where Stevie’s poking at her face in the mirror. “Um, what’re you doing?”

    She frowns and prods at a dimple. “What’s my face doing?” She scrunches her nose, glaring at herself before relaxing into a gentle smile, not her usual scowl. “I think something’s wrong with it. Can you drive me to the hospital?”

    She looks over to her friend when he doesn’t respond. “What?”

    David shakes his head. “Nothing, just— I’m really glad you’re happy.”

    She tries, and fails, to suppress her smile at that. “Keep it in your pants, David.”

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    or, 69 stevie-centric drabbles that no one asked for yet i wrote anyway

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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

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    There is a reason why David’s parents don’t know about Patrick.

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    Contained in this file are the remaining digital records of the most important week ever: AKA my birth and Alexis Rose's first major media relations success that would catapult her into the media relations mogul that she is.

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    2/2
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    AU – During their time in Schitt’s Creek, Moira finds herself pregnant, again. Lottie and the other Roses help her through.

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    10/12
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    Patrick has secret plans to disappear with his new husband during the wedding reception. But David has a surprise for the groom, too.

    Always wondered what happened after the ceremony and at the reception? Yep me too.

    ……Patrick stared at David - open white shirt, kilt-skirt looped with a leather belt. All he needed now was a sporran and David could easily pass as a Jewish Jamie Fraser.

    Patrick swallowed hard…….

    #myfirstfanfiction

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    In which Roland's truck has a little more gas in it - a post-season 1 AU.

    David's entire life is falling apart within the confines of a truck he stole. Really, getting into a stranger's car is hardly the worst decision he's ever made. Perhaps something good can come of this.

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    Season 2 of Vampires Are People Too!

    This season, the gang is on summer break. They have endless time to spend chilling at the creek, making out in the back of various pick up trucks, and experimenting with their superpowers. What could go wrong?

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    A story about when love gets hard, working through it and coming out on the other side.

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    Patrick was drunk. Tipsy, buzzed, wasted, whatever word you wanted to describe it - without a single sip of alcohol in his system. He wasn’t in his right state of mind, and David knew it. How they got here was partially David's fault, though he would never admit to any wrongdoing.

    A day in the life of a love-drunk Patrick who just needs *one* more kiss.

    Set the day after RIP Moira Rose.

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    The conversation had started a year after their wedding, popping up here and there - a future project, something they couldn’t quite yet afford or dedicate the time to really consider.

    It was fun to fantasize though; the space above the store was huge, a whole extra piece of real estate they weren’t even using. Over the next few years it became an increasingly familiar discussion, always springing up in response to their needs in the moment.

    It was a lot of talk, but never materialized into anything. Until it finally did.

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    "Excuse me!" He calls out. Somehow, the van's driver's seat is empty despite it having just pulled up.

    David squeaks embarrassingly as there's a flurry of motion—the back door slides open and a man appears, brandishing some sort of metal club. David jumps backward in shock, covering his face with his arms as his brain catches up.

    "Hi there! What can I get you?"

    The man inside appears to be about David's same age, and looks infuriatingly good in an apron and cheap button up, sleeves rolled to reveal enticing forearms. The van is painted with a garish, neon logo reading Crème de la Creek, and Forearms's weapon is actually an old-fashioned ice cream scoop, standing behind a makeshift point-of-sale counter in the van's doorway.

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    Or, Patrick runs an ice cream shop drives an ice cream truck. David is his favorite customer.

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    Alexis is pregnant - that, or carrying a sea urchin; the truth remains to be seen. Meanwhile, there’s a surprise in the works for Johnny. Chances of David or Roland blowing it are 50/50. Also, David is not stressed. Not at all.

    Unlike the other installments in the Legacy series, this one is in two parts. I will be uploading the second part tomorrow.

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    2/2
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    27
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    31
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    Patrick is ready to compete in this year's ice cream contest at the town picnic, but he has some work to do first.

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    Patrick's never been one to half-ass anything he's ever done. That includes a new hobby he began just to have something to do.

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    Patrick and David visit the Brewers over Christmas and navigate the ups and downs of their anxieties when things go slightly awry. Or, this is just an excuse to write and post a winter fic in the dead of summer because I'm dying in this heatwave and crave the cold.

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    14/14
    Comments:
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    1959
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    A stranger in mid-range denim asks David to make an impossible choice that leads to unintended consequences.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    189
    Bookmarks:
    7
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