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    In order to raise money for the Winter Festival and Ronnie Lee's Rec Centre, Schitt's Creek's Town Council offers plastic reindeer for sale to local businesses and individuals to decorate and enter into a contest judged by the town's residents. David is adamantly opposed to participating in such an incorrect contest, but Patrick and everyone around him get involved and show off their artistic sides.

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    Five holidays that David and Patrick spend with family and one that they finally get to spend with just each other (wink, wink)

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    This is a Gilmore Girls AU. You don't have to be familiar with Gilmore Girls in order to enjoy this although there may be some spoilers. Basically, David Rose moves to Schitt's Hollow to raise his daughter, Dani. David Rose is Lorelei, Dani is Rory and Patrick is Luke. As for the other characters, they are a mishmash of both shows.

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    The Brewer-Rose Family and their crazy lives in Schitt's Creek.

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    Continuation of The Younger Years

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    A non-chronological, random sampling of text messages from the fourth year after the finale.
    Sequel to This Will Be Our Year: An Epistolary Peek, This Will Be Our Year: A Second Epistolary Peek, and This Will Be Our Year: A Third Epistolary Peek.

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    The store was empty. David jumped out of his skin when his phone rang while he rearranged the stock. He saw that it was Patrick calling and hurried to pick it up.

    “Hi honey,” David said, sandwiching his phone between his ear and his shoulder.

    “David?” Patrick’s voiced was slurred and David’s anxiety instantly skyrocketed.

    “Patrick what’s wrong?” David said slightly hysterically. He immediately walked over and locked the door, flipping the sign to read “closed.”

    “I did…I did something bad.”

    *Now complete*

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    After sharing a flight to Las Vegas, David and Patrick spend a very eventful day together that culminates with them deciding to get married. After knowing each other for less than 24 hours.

     Updates will be posted Sundays, Wednesdays, and possibly Fridays.

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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    A glimpse into a couple's pedicure workshop at Rose Apothecary

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    One man at the end of his career. One man getting his last chance. Together they might just make history.

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    Shortly after Patrick and Stevie recruited David to M.O.E, (Murderers of Evil, a new organization that is making changes in the world) one of David’s exes gets submitted as a target for extermination.

    Or Sebastien Raine is an asshole and it's time someone did something about it.

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    Johnny and Moira enjoy some time alone together in the motel laundry room instead of fixing the washing machine…

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    When Patrick goes in for his first routine colonoscopy, the results aren't what he and David were expecting.

    Please note that there is NO CHARACTER DEATH, not even sickness. Events are based on the author's own experience with a Stage One colon cancer diagnosis. There's a bit of angst, but a happy ending is guranteed.

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    Murder. That was the collective name for a group of crows, wasn't it? And by the looks of things, if David didn't get to safety soon, he'd be slain in the streets by wickedly sharp beaks and glinting talons.

    The only thing was.. He was stricken with panic. He couldn't move.

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    "Do you want to order a pizza for dinner?”

    “I don’t know if I can eat,” David said as he came into the room, wringing his hands.

    “What? Are you feeling okay?” Patrick was alarmed. David could almost always eat, especially pizza. He reached up to feel David’s forehead with the back of his hand.

    “I’m not sick, I’m haunted.”

    “Wait, you’re what?”

    Things are going on at a few different locations, and David comes to a logical (?) conclusion. Patrick isn't so sure. Who's right? David? Patrick? Could they both be right?

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    She wants to ask Twyla, which is why she’s decidedly not asking Twyla. Six hours in a car with Twyla sounds like heaven to Stevie, which also sounds like hell. It’s all very… complicated.

     

    Or, Stevie needs to track down some throw pillows for David and ends up taking a very gay road trip with Twyla.

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    The night after his first kiss with Patrick, David is too excited to fall asleep, so he goes for a short walk and notices a mysterious woman who looks out of place at the motel. He later confronts Roland after seeing the mayor walk out of the same room he'd seen the woman enter, and Roland relays a story of the ghost of Schitt's Creek.

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    A series of loosely connected fall-themed Schitt's Creek ficlets.

    *Work is now complete!

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    30/30
    Comments:
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    30 Ruthie drabbles for Sapphic September, set in a Superstore AU. (No knowledge of Superstore is needed to read along!) Rating and tags will be updated as we go. Drabbles will be continuous to tell a complete story!

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    David and Patrick help Twyla with an event at the cafe, and David has some feelings.

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