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    "Did you hear?" a voice at a nearby table asked. "The witcher was spotted outside of town."
    Jaskier stiffened slightly as another voice answered. "Really? Coming to get that swamp beast, eh?"
    "Must be," said the first voice. "I guess we'll see if he can manage it."
    Jaskier stood stiffly, grabbing his bag and moving quickly for the door, ignoring the calls of the tavern owner. Have to get out, have to-
    His thoughts were cut off with a grunt as he ran straight into something extremely solid. He fell to the floor with a crash and bursts of laughter from the patrons. Jaskier started to get up when the shadow of what he'd run into fell over him. He looked up slowly, dreading what he would see.
    The black boots and pants, the chest the size of a barrel, that white hair and those golden eyes…
    "Geralt…"

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    The problem wasn’t really the talking. Geralt had heard humans talking constantly every time he’d been within a quarter-mile of civilization his entire adult life. No, it wasn't the talking at all. The trouble with Jaskier was that he cared about the answers.

    In which Geralt learns to face himself, his relationships, and his place in a human-dominated world. Taking place in the gap between the meeting in Posada and the banquet in Cintra, this story explores growth, trauma recovery, mental health, friendship, family, and societal bigotry.

    Podfic of In the Company of a Glacier by coffee_mage.
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    Regis looked at both of them and thought about something funny, which made him huff a quiet laugh. Then, he turned to brew the mixture.

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    Geralt is told about a siren inhabiting a derelict water temple with a taste for humans. If he had foreseen what would follow after accepting the contract to kill it, he definitely would have stayed in bed that day.

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    Jaskier huffed as he flopped over again, his body refusing to just relax down into his mattress and let him sleep. It had been a stressful day and to make matters worse, it had been the third night in a row where he was simply unable to sleep.
    Wild Wednesdays with the Rivia Nature Reserve the title read.
    “Okay, I’ll bite,” Jaskier huffed as he rolled onto his stomach.
    For a few minutes, the narrator off-camera seemed to try to ask Geralt about himself, only getting stilted answers and that same scowl that had been in the thumbnail.
    And then it happened. From off-camera, someone handed Geralt a leather glove that he put on easily before taking a cord. He clicked a bit and the scowl he had moments ago melted into a fond smile.
    “Oh no,” Jaskier whispered into his pillow. “He’s soft and hot.”

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    Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.

    But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.

    Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.

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    Welcome to the Book Edition of My Bodyguard.
    Book One of the My Bodyguard Series

    Jaskier, a starting musician has had a few unwanted run-ins. After someone pushes the line and is betrayed by his last bodyguard, he gets a new bodyguard assigned to him. Geralt, the new bodyguard, has just been pulled from an intense assignment to deal with something which seems not worth his while. Is there more to what he was told? Or will this simply be another day?

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    If you had told Geralt a year ago that he would soon find his soul mate, he would have smiled slightly and declared you insane. He would also have emphasized that there was no such thing for Witcher. They were killing machines, themselves beasts fighting others, only they looked human - but they weren't. Not to mention they took money for their services.
    In short, all things considered.
    There were no soul mates for Witchers. How wrong he was…

     

    Or in Jaskier's words.

     

    He knew that his soul mate was waiting for him out there, young, quite naive but adventurous, so he went out to find him. Especially since his father had told him he was a witcher, Jaskier at least had a limitation to work with. So it was only a matter of time before he found him, good thing he had plenty of time.

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    I posted the first two pieces in The Best of You and Me, but here's where I'll post all my Witcher art from now on. ☺️ Some of them will be NSFW. There will also be art of other Witcher characters from time to time. Please do not repost any of them. Thank you!

    I will also be posting them on my Twitter: @giddytf2

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    "Night was not yet upon them when the keep finally came into view, colors spreading across the sky in a vibrant hue as the looming figure cast its shadow ahead. For a moment, Jaskier paused even as Geralt’s steps quickened, his breath stolen from him not entirely by the long and arduous walk they’d had there..."

    Jaskier's first ever journey to Kaer Morhen makes him question so many things: where he stands with Geralt, why Geralt had invited him, and most of all why Geralt is acting so strange on the way there.

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    No one knows what’s going on.

    Eskel, Lambert, Vesemir, Ciri…. They all wonder just who is this bard Geralt keeps finding company with?

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    Geralt is a war veteran with a service dog named Roach. Jaskier lives in the house he inherited from his Grandma with his cat Batman, but the house is way too quiet and empty, so he'd looking for someone to rent the upper rooms.

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    Geralt has been searching everywhere for Ciri, when she accidentally wanders into his camp from out of the future. Now a fully-fledged Witcher herself, Ciri joins him for a brief conversation by the fire.

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    Jaskier wants to walk, Geralt has other ideas.

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    It’s Jaskier’s first time in a place like this, a place where he can be free to explore the parts of himself he’s been afraid of until now. Here, it’s open, it’s celebrated, it’s beautiful—yet despite what’s happening on the center stage, he just can’t seem to take his eyes off the bartender.

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    The witcher universe was cruel and unforgiving. You couldn’t imagine lasting a day in it yet here you were. It wasn’t all bad, the food was decent, some folk were nice and you even had your very own mutant bodyguard to boot. Not to mention Jaskier being your personal radio station on the road.

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    Geralt just transferred into Central High, and he is failing trigonometry. He is also working two jobs and trying hard to make his adopted father (and possibly ex-CIA hit man) Vesemir proud. He isn't looking to make friends, but Jaskier is determined. Jaskier is also as innocent and entropic as a kitten on rollerskates. To prevent him from being suspended by Principle Calanthe (marching band is rowdier than Geralt thought), Geralt has to help him out, apparently by being tall, brooding, and persuasive to Assistant Principal De Vries' adopted daughter Yennefer. Geralt has a feeling apple juice won't be enough.

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    Geralt knows, he can be a little jealous sometimes. That doesn't stop him from acting possessive when a certain lady has Jaskier's attention. A lady with brown eyes, a beautiful mane and a sweet-tooth for apples.
    It's Roach.
    Geralt is jealous of Roach.

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    Despite what most may think, Jaskier isn’t an idiot.

    Or Jaskier understanding that he deserves better.

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    She wasn’t chosen or special, she was just an accident. Will she get back home?

    With Geralt by her side she just might…

    Good old portal fic 🤗

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