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    Stede's first attempt at a rescue summit does not go as planned.

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    Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
    Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

    Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

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    It was a Saturday when Mary Allamby Bonnet passed away. But it was a Wednesday when Stede Bonnet's life truly began, as that was the day when he had an important meeting with Louis' teacher

    Stede Bonnet is trying, really really trying, to navigate this new world he has found himself in. A new town. A new house. A new business. And a new life as a single father. And perhaps, if he can somehow manage, he can finally be authentically Stede.

    And Louis' kindergarten teacher who also happened to be Alma's theater director, Ed "Blackbeard" may just be the wonderful surprise of Stede, and the children's lives.

    And of course the crew of Queen Anne's Progressive School and The Lighthouse Cafe and Booksellers are there to help along the way.

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    We’re getting our co-captains back together with a lot of fluff, a few angsty callbacks, some realizations about ageing and trusting, a fuckery™ and a crew probably more helpful than these two lovesick idiots have any reason to expect. There’ll also be bathtime, storytime and sexy time.

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    "Why are you here?"

    "What do you think?"

    "To save me?"

    "You’d like. Try again."

    "To kill me?"

    Stede's heart was beating like a hammer in the dark. He felt like he was really at the mercy of a predator ready to tear him to pieces.

    "It's very annoying," Blackbeard said. His tone managed to be low and cautious, with no need to whisper. He quickened the pace: “It's really annoying for my reputation as a pirate, and in general, that word has spread that you are some sort of my weak point. I could handle it as long as it was just between you and me, but that's not good at all."

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    This is an english translation of my fic. Please let me know if you find any mistakes.
    I will update the english version every Tuesday.

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    The sky has changed, almost all of the land is gone, and everything about living out at sea has changed. Izzy struggles to come to terms with this new reality as Edward chases down new, alarming and strange things, leading them to a group called the Wraiths who are looting ships and getting rid of all of the passengers and crew on board without bloodshed.

    - Everything must have gone to hell, and he supposed, it was befitting that he was the first to be welcomed there. He was lashed to the mast, holding tight to the wheel, a storm howling and beating the side of the ship. Everyone else fell back to the belly of the ship, waiting out the rain, and hail that had started, leaving him to suffer the navigating. The hail pelted, sure to leave bruises, even through his leather, which was sure to need conditioning and drying after this night. Cold salt water flooded his boots and washed over his face. The waves were climbing ever higher, threatening to turn the ship. -

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    Sighing, Izzy sat back down on the step and offered the kid one of his ungloved fingers. The distraction seemed to work, as her tiny hand wrapped around his larger one. “Huh.” He whispered, marveling at her fresh features.

    Tiny little fingernails, chubby little fingers, perfect, unmarred skin against his own, mottled by years of countless fights and age. She couldn’t be more than two months old. How long had her mother tried to take care of her? What had been her breaking point? He allowed his mind to wander to different possibilities as he watched her explore.

    OR, I give Izzy a baby for Reasons

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    Edward Teach is a fashion model who has seen and tasted everything. Probably too many things.

    Stede Bonnet made a name for himself as one of the greatest therapist in LA.

    Stede knows how to help people. Edward stopped asking for help a long time ago.

     

    OFMD SMAU crossposted from twitter (@Braintrotmess), Updated max once a day here, but I'm more active on Twitter.

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    Ed owns Kraken Barrel, a record store in a subsection of Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood that seems to be increasingly at risk of shutting down in the face of looming gentrification. He’s bored, painfully single, and lives in a little old lady’s basement. Stede Bonnet, a wealthy, divorced former lawyer, opens a cafe up the block, and just might be the person to bring some much needed color and excitement back into Ed’s dull life.

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    A curious predicament, a sudden case of The Revenge running aground during a strange storm, an island full of mystery, and a futuristic submarine. Ezra meets a fellow teen and maybe he had more in store for him than he once thought.

     

    Or The Revenge and Nautilus get sucked into a time vortex, wacky hijinks ensue

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    In the year 2020, the Jaeger Program has begun its decline as focus begins to turn to building the Anti-Kaiju Wall as an alternative way to keep the mysterious beasts known as Kaiju from getting past the Pacific Rim.

    Its downfall is hastened when thirty seven year old Edward Teach — the legendary Jaeger pilot known as Blackbeard — is forced out of duty by the near death and subsequent coma of his co-pilot to the Queen Anne's Revenge, Izzy Hands.

    Thirty five year old Stede Bonnet is a new recruit who has just graduated from the Jaeger Academy by the skin of his teeth, assigned to the Sydney Shatterdome to be tested as a temporary (or if need be, permanent) replacement as Blackbeard's co-pilot.

    The pair form a quick bond, and soon find out that not everything (or everyone) are as they seem at the Sydney Shatterdome.

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    She had her own room, after that – apparently she was now a young lady who needed plenty of space to herself. She hadn’t especially minded sharing with Louis, but the view from her new room was of magnolia trees, which couldn’t be faulted. Not to mention, no one noticed how she started nicking Daddy’s few remaining things from around the house and squirreling them away in her partly-filled hope chest.

    The fanciful, adventurous bedtime stories Daddy used to tell her and Louis sounded more appealing than ever. Alma had prided herself on never flinching at the scary bits, even as Louis curled into her side, but now she thought she was relatively used to excessive amounts of blood and didn’t see why she should be deprived of the other exciting fixings of life at sea.

    //Alma Bonnet, aged eleven, talks her way onto the Revenge under the guise of getting to know her father. Really she just wants to be a pirate. Mentorship and fluff ensues.

    Also Alma is non-binary and lowkey idolizes Jim because I said so. Alma's pronouns might change later in the fic.

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    Escaping the life he never wanted, Stede moved across the country and founded his own Renaissance Faire. Now 5 years in, the business is struggling, and he needs to act fast to keep his pride and joy afloat. Enter Edward Teach, a trained equestrian who shows interest in Stede’s last resort to try and bring money to the Faire- a Joust. Though they start off as strangers, Ed and Stede might find their own lives reinvigorated as they grow closer.

    An OFMD SMAU cross-posted from @actofgrace23 on Twitter!

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    Izzy attempts to withstand his last storm.

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    “Ed?” Stede asked, somewhat reluctantly. “Is there something going on?”
    Ed’s face shone with a bravado Stede was sure anyone else would trust. Anyone but him.
    “Nah, mate, why would there be?” Ed replied, a strange undertone to his voice as it grew tighter. “We’re together, aren’t we?”
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    Turns out leaving people has consequences. So does repressing your emotions and trying to be happy and fine without dealing with what you've gone through. Stede and Ed learn this the hard way.

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    Roach wants a cat onboard to get rid of all the vermin in his kitchen. Ivan points out that if there's going to be a cat aboard, it would only be fair for Fang to have a dog.

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    "Not that there’s anything wrong with sentimentality,” said Izzy, fiddling with his cravat, “but there’s no-one here who’d appreciate it, anyway. People don’t die in cemeteries. Ghosts don’t follow their bodies back here. They’ve got better things to do than that.”

    That made sense. Roach hadn’t really thought about it like that.

    “You know an awful lot about ghosts, Izzy.”

    *

    An alternate take on the significance of Izzy's ring.

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    Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”

    “Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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    Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind.

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    Roach didn't sign onto the Revenge thinking that it would last. But it has, and he cares. He'd like the crew to know that he does, too.

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    “Put. It. Down.” Soft, deadly, Edward gave a final warning, watching Izzy’s face. “I won't shoot you unless you make me.”

    Izzy laughed, hollow and humorless. “Right, because you caaaaaare about me, do you,” he half-sang, sneering. “Because I’m your friend,” his mouth twisted on the word, “is that it, Edward?” He inhaled, and let it out in a shaky sigh, the frantic energy dissipated. “No, Ed. We’re not friends. We never were.” He looked sad, Edward thought, and his gut twinged and his eyes widened as Izzy wrapped his free arm around Stede again and brought the blade away from his throat, holding it high.

     Izzy's hand began a slow, deliberate arch, and he stared into Edward’s eyes as he brought the knife down toward Stede’s heart.

     “Don’t-“ Stede cried.

     Edward fired.

     
     
    When Edward shoots Izzy to protect Stede, the entire reunited crew must figure out how to move forward. (**COMPLETE** releasing a new chapter every day; opt-in explicit scenes included in TFMD: The Expansion)

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