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    An amalgam of One-Shots. An alloy metal aha.... Yep I know that wasn't funny but it's the thought that counts.

    Requests mostly so shhhhhhh.

    Any requests which you may have, let me know and I'll do it.... eventually.

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    8/?
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    So there's a post floating around my favorite hellsite (affectionate) about a girl who woke up in a strange place, only to find a note beginning DON'T PANIC.

    I started from there, intending to write a silly one-shot. But then the fic told me it has other plans. What those plans are, I do not know. I will update every time the little people in my brain decide to give me the next chapter. As far as I know, the story will never go above a teen rating, because I am horrible at writing smut, but I'll update everything as needed.

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    20/?
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    3
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    River is gone and even years later, Payton is still haunted by him.

    This fic is inspired by the song, "Everything in You" from the Fionna and Cake soundtrack, because, like everyone else who's seen the show, that song is making me feel so many *feelings*. So, I put all of those *feelings* with my favorite tragic, sad lovers. To sum things up, it's the season one finale, but without the aspect of Payton getting back on the rat-race for presidency or State Senate. It's him feeling for a longer amount of time (for better and for worse).

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    Payton's life before senior year, before the events of the show. I took two sociology classes in my life and ran with it; this is my attempt at an analysis of Payton's childhood.

    It's a lot of angst. A lot, a lot of angst...

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    3
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    This fic is angsty as hell, I will say that straight-up. It is loosely inspired by the song, "Nine Hundred Miles" by Phillip E. Silvey, which I heard at my sister's recent chorus concert.

    A link to the song for anyone who wants to listen to it: https://youtu.be/vRJodKw3bNg

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    This is straight-up fluff. Straight-up super, sweet and simple tooth-rotting fluff of Payton and River in New York during the time of the Hobart vs Standish senatorial race.

    My partner (who is lovely and incredible and very supportive of my interest in "The Politician") makes me feel all sorts of happy, giddy, heart-fluttering emotions and I wanted to channel them in this fic, especially since I have been in a rut of constant Hobarkley angst. So, for my lovely girlfriend who only knows the second-hand explanation of the show and it's silly cast of characters, thank you for giving me the support and kindness and sweetness that you do. If you see this at all, that is. <3 (I hope it's alright that I wrote a silly fic for my favorite fandom in your honor, tehe :))

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    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    2
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    The threesome with Astrid (if they could even call it that) ends up unfavorably for all parties involved. Payton, in his disappointed confusion, wants to finish what was started. He'll deny any claims, but he cannot deny what is blatantly and evidently truthful.

    Inspired by the song, "the dog" by corook.

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    Comments:
    3
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A lot of fluff, detailing Payton and River's life together after the time of the original, "Coffee Beans and Memories" fic. :)

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    1/1
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    Payton goes to grab a coffee before class, but he sees an all-too familiar face.

    My twist on a Coffee Shop AU :)

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    James and McAfee decided that Payton needed a break, so they took him to a coffee shop. There, Payton bumps into his rival/crush River, as one of the baristas.

    THIS ISN'T BETA READ

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    «Tell me something. Did you kill yourself because of me?»
    «I'm not Juliet, Payton. And I didn't kill myself because of you. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know?»

    (Italian)

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    Red for love and yellow for friendship baybeeeeeee!!!

    Shout-out to my pal Morgan for giving me the idea for the flower-messaging. :)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    River takes Payton to an underwater observatory, and there Payton comes to a revelation.

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    1/1
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    5
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I was listening to “Visitor” by Of Monsters And Men. And then this happened.

    Okay, listen, I never know how to do archive warnings on my Politician fics... But we all know the basics, right? There's no major character death IN this story. But someone is already dead. There's no underage stuff DESCRIBED in this story, but, well. It's The Politician. Y'all know.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    83
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    River and Payton being gay for each other

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    1/1
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    Tyler pendergast has a big secret and Payton is sad

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    1/1
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    2
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    Payton Hobart hasn't relaxed once since he was seven years old, and even if he doesn't see that as a problem, River knows it's high time he learned to let his hair down. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. But of course, Payton wouldn't recognize a pre-arranged date if it walked up and smacked him in the face.

    ...

    Listen, if you're a fan of the show you won't be shocked to discover that there's some implied underage sex here, unless you fell asleep for like half the first episode and have never done a search for the show on any form of social media. However, I can't write smut to save my life, especially with teenagers, so there's absolutely nothing graphic. Heck, you can imagine absolutely nothing happened except some fluffy little cuddles if you want. Whatever, it's all fine.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
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    2
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    405
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    Payton had a few too many drinks, and River helps him get home in one piece. Payton's constipated emotions get a chance for once.

    This was inspired by a conversation with dank-meme-legend on Tumblr, where we decided that drunk Payton would be super polite and vulnerable with River. So. Yeah.

    I had no choice but to write this.

    Rated Teen And Up because of underage drinking (possibly, depending on how you choose to read it). Idk, I'm not good at this whole rating and tagging business.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    337
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    Payton Hobart needs help, and unfortunately, River Barkley is the only one who can provide it. So, River offers him a deal--if Payton manages to get an A on his Mandarin exam with River's help, he has to audition for a local summer theatre group's production of Assassins.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,316
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    394
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    Part 5/6 of the I May Not Be Wise - What If River Never Died series

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    11,479
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    260

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