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    “Well,” Nureyev started. “Whenever one of us has to propose for a future heist, I suppose you could treat it as practice. No strings attached. A happy ending no matter what.”

    “Like that’s supposed to make me any less nervous.”

    “I’m just saying it could help on the day you do…” he trailed off with a knowing smirk. “Whatever it is you and Rita might have been planning.”

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    Juno knew he should’ve stayed home today.

    Essentially, case fic meets sickfic. Hurt/Comfort ensues.

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    Juno used to be a pilot some time ago, but right now his rutine is more about training new cadets and ranting around. During the compatibility tests where they were supposed to choose who was going to drive a new state-of-the-art jaeger called Seventh Ruby, all the alarms go off because it is being stolen. The thief is some guy identified as Rex Glass but Marshal Wire is not willing to just send him to jail, so they close a deal: Rex will train as a cadet so he can apply to be one of the pilots of the Seventh Ruby, and Juno will be his mentor because, apparently, he has too much free time and they are paying him a ranger's wage only for him to look through the windows melancholically and talk to himself.

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    Buddy Aurinko pretends not to hear Vespa's footsteps as she leaves their bedroom. Thinking she just needs alone time, she tries to fall back asleep. When she wakes up the next morning to an empty bed and no sign of her wife, the heartbreak is almost too much to bear. With Dark Matters on their tail, Buddy does not know if she can handle the thought of losing Vespa twice.

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    You know how this story goes. A family that splinters and breaks, a set of two that's suddenly struck down to one.

    Or at least, it looks that way to the living.

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    The AU I've been affectionately calling the Guardian Angel Ben AU, aka "the junoverse, but Benten is silently haunting his brother and has some opinions about his life choices."

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. This started out as a joke and then I watched all the movies and then I read the first book and then I read the genderbent book and it was too late for me.

    Peter Nureyev is trying to escape a past he'd rather not think about, and his best route has taken him to Forks, Washington, under the foster care of Omar Khan. He hopes to disappear as soon as possible, run far away from Arizona and his past, but that plan involves a lot of laying in wait in a quaint small town that is all at once too boring, too small, and much, much too close knit. That is, until he comes across one Juno Steel, and all of his plans are turned upside down.

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    Juno doesn't dance, and Peter wants to know why. Of course they both suck at communication so Peter decides to follow the detective during and Planetside trip after Juno has been acting strangely.

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    Things went wrong, that was part of how the jobs worked, and they hadn’t gone catastrophically wrong, which was probably a first for them. But they’d always gone wrong with Vespa by her side. Vespa in her sight. Buddy there to confirm what Vespa was seeing in case she needed it, especially when things were south--

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    There was never a king on New Kinshasa. There was never a prince. There were, briefly, a pair of impostors.

    (a Beauty and the Beast AU. More or less.)

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    An AU where Juno works with Dark Matters rather than being a private eye. He's been assigned to join newbie agent Rex Glass on a mission that involves pretending to be newlyweds and surely, as we all know, they absolutely will NOT fall in love. Totally. Absolutely. Yep.

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    I wrote this because I'm evil >:)
    Takes place post 3.14 with an imagined result of the fallout that would happen if Peter's phone call really does imply that he's going to betray them.

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    Duke Rose: I need a date to snow coming
    Lord Arum: I do not see how this is my problem
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    Peter needs a date; Juno needs to fake date someone

    The text chat High school fic that no one thought they would ever want

    {Next Update July 7th!}

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    Juno Steel’s private detective agency was failing. As it turns out, not a lot of people have faith that a failed cop can be a successful private eye. Luckily, Juno has the solution: create a fake superior to be the namesake of the company and do all the work himself in the shadows. It’s a system that works until a mystery man walks in and assumes the identity of Mr. Glass himself, stealing Juno's heart along the way. 

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    All the times Juno and Vespa have looked out for/helped one another.
    Or, these two are bickering siblings who would die for each other without question but will never ever admit that they don't quite hate each other. Also they will argue for hours over literally. anything.

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    The Earthen calendar was hard enough to keep track of on Mars as it was. The lunar calendar? On a planet he couldn’t even see?

    Forget it.

    or: i’m jewish he’s jewish i had feelings about it and we’re just vibing here

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    It was just an ordinairy day, really. It was pretty boring actually, if you asked Benzaiten. Nothing out of the ordinary, he just teached his dance classes and went shopping, did all of the normal stuff. It was pretty ordinary, until he'd felt a hand on his and a sharp but short pain in his wrist. After that, the world started blurring and quickly fading before the dancer's sight

    The heist had been a great success except for one detail. Someone had recognized Juno and Juno knew they were not going to use that information for good means. When the members of the Aurinko Crime Family receive a note that a their most recent victim wants the item they stole back in exchange for a certain dancer, Juno immediately grows furious. He almost lost his brother twenty ears ago.
    He sure as hell wasn't going to let it happen again.

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    All the ways that you won't bend
    Are the only ways I live my life

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    For almost two decades now there has been an unused wedding dress crumpled at the back of Juno's wardrobe, out of sight but in no way forgotten. Juno had long given up on the hope of ever actually getting to wear it to his wedding.

    That is, until Nureyev proposes, and Juno seizes his opportunity to live out the fresh start he's been craving since he was a teenager.

    But Juno's a different lady than he was two decades ago. Hell, Juno's a different lady than he was two weeks ago! Maybe he's so caught up in the euphoria of getting married he's forgotten how dangerous it can be to romanticise the past.

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    I promise it's a lot more fun than the summary implies! There are jokes! And soft Juno + Rita moments! It's a good, fun time, I promise!

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    When Juno agrees to help a man by the name of “Mag Ransom” track down his son, his life gets very complicated very quickly. The missing persons case is put on the backburner as he deals with a botched blackmarket deal that ends with Cresus dead in a ditch, the mysterious “Alessandra Strong” on his contacts list, and a handsome socialite named “Dauphin Zolatovna” who would very much like his jade necklace back before his wife Nova worries herself to death. No one in Hyperion City is who they appear to be, and the more Juno looks into things the more dangerous they become.

    (created for the 2020 minibang)

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    “Rita! Rita! Put the goddamn lightsaber down before you hurt yourself.” Juno yells. His assistant is twirling his purple lightsaber around herself clumsily, paying no mind to his concerns. “Rita!”

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    1/1
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    9
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