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    You know it’s all fun and games until SOME PEOPLE start saying some weird and concerning shit that’s been happening in Karakura Town for years till the point it catches a specific Robin’s attention.
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    knock off dazai osamu @DraculabutWorse
    Kisuke told me that the name suits me but me and Sousuke didn't get it

    Fuck you @Strawberry_Blonde
    *Sousuke and I

    knock off dazai osamu @DraculabutWorse
    Shut the fuck up

    Fuck you @Strawberry_Blonde
    I will never stop until you heathens learn how to fucking type right.

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    16/?
    Comments:
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    Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, there's always more garbage to publish.

    Here's my dumping ground for the worst Hogan's Heroes stories I can write -- all with assistance from online story generators! (The kind where you plug in some words and scenarios and wait to see what comes out.) First up: The amazing tale of The Broken Flowerpot!

    In case you think these are straight from the story generator, they're actually not. They're close, but every single on has been reworked at least a little to make sure they make at least a tiny bit of sense. But remember, no matter how hard I try, these stories will NOT be good.

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    23/?
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    3
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    Elizabeth Bennet, like one in every millionth human, was born with large wings. Hers are a brilliant, pure white. The Winged are considered a blessing to the family because if finances become tight, they can always sell the Winged for a great sum of money. This is exactly what Mrs. Bennet does when Mr. Bennet suddenly dies. Elizabeth is furious at being sold, and she is ready to hate her new her owner Fitzwilliam Darcy. It does not matter to her that she was purchased as a gift for the young man who hates enslavement as much as Elizabeth. She is determined to hate him, for her own self-preservation. However, since the Winged are such a rarity they have not been studied overmuch. What many people do not know, since they treat the Winged as slaves, is that all Winged have a soulmate. If their soulmate touches their wings, they will change colors, just in the place touched. However, this phenomenon has been rarely talked about and even more rarely recorded. Will Elizabeth hold onto her self-preserving hate, or will she take note of her wings changing color and discover the deepest love?

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    13/13
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    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Yevalor Trevelyan. The Inquisitor. Lover. Big brother with a big secret.

    The day after Yevalor's birthday, his little sister Uava--a mercenary--pays a visit to Skyhold. She's distressed but seems reluctant to tell Yevalor what's bothering her.

    She's taken on a contract that will finally allow the siblings to put a nightmare from their childhood to rest. A blossoming love with the handsome Commander Rutherford is just a bonus.

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    37,439
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    876
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    It was a few years later, I showed up here, and they still tell the legend of how you disappeared.

    - Puzzle/Blindshipping -

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    Chapters:
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    Cayelyn de Calino may very well be the single most lustful woman in the known universe, with an untamed libido that constantly gets her in trouble as easily as it gets her out of it. One particularly lurid night has her thrown behind bars with no hope of parole. There, she meets Sal, and one very quick and unofficial marriage later, their adventure begins.

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    Toxic AF QPR Cumplane.

    They are unhealthily enmeshed together and can't and won't let go of the other.

    Mobei and Binghe just want to go on ONE date with their boyfriend without their roommate coming along

    It isn't going well. But Mobei and Binghe are not quitters.

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    10,399
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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    A collection of short stories for the Lizzie's Bar Halloween Prompt Challenge 2022

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    7/7
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    Derek assumed he would never reveal his secret secondary gender. He would go through life as a Beta who loved to fool around but never get serious. That was him.

    Once a year he would put up with his secret in order to keep his body functioning and that would be that.

    He never anticipated a simple clerical error could impact his life quite so much.

    ...

    Omega Derek is accidentally impregnated during a routine yearly faux-knotting. He doesn't realize it until he's giving birth in the BAU and Spencer is the one to help him through it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Sexy, M-rated Nikita oneshots

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    She snorts. “No, it isn’t— the best thing about winter is—”
    She looks up at him again, feeling shy all of a sudden. His eyes are shining in the dim light, the people walking past them practically a blur of color.

    You. The best thing about winter is you.
    “—cocoa,” she finishes lamely, feeling warmth creep up her neck.

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    peter and mj falling in love on a road trip

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    Comments:
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    Ignis’ precious key ring falls into the wrong hands and it’s very awkward.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    33
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    A bonus, alternative take on chapter 16 of my fic Beautiful, in which the action is ramped up to eleven, then the dial snapped off and blown up. Pure, unadulterated crack born of a random whim and an idea so dumb I couldn't begin to resist. Expect to be down several IQ points by the time you've finished reading.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    88
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    midnight proposals, soft kisses, an embrace full of love and kageyama tobio ㅡ things that are enough to make kei's life worthwhile.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    Yukari and Mitsuru film their own broadcast-unfriendly Phoenix Ranger Featherman Victory special, in which Pink Argus is captured by a mind-controlling dominatrix.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    21
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    4
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    They have to talk about it. That’s the worst part. Mandatory open communication between two people who’ve spent the better part of their adult lives bickering as—well. Tighnari had called it foreplay, once. Kaveh is, against his own will, starting to see his point.

    Or: Kaveh realizes his roommate is an omega, and promptly loses the remainder of his sanity.

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    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    819
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
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    Rhea sneaks Byleth out to the Tomb early, hoping to get this whole 'Revival of Sothis' thing rolling.

    It does not work out the way she hoped, and now she needs a new plan.

    Or, maybe not. Screw it.

    Details not included, some assembly required.

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    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    635
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    Gudako does not believe her gambling addiction is a problem. After all, gambling in Chaldea bags her hot women in the form of Servants she can boss around– even if fewer and fewer members of the Security Organization are willing to enable her not-addiction.

    To bag a princely sum of Saints’ Quartz, she makes a… slightly untoward deal, promising certain services with the best babe she gets out of the lot of them. Said services are nothing that Nitocris, (possibly) last Pharoah of Egypt’s Sixth Dynasty, would ever do. She’s a fucking god!

    ‘Fucking’ is about right.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1556
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    Jesse got so flustered he forgot what he was doing and stuck his hand out. “Jesse. McCree. Jesse McCree. I’m -”

    “Hana’s teacher, of course,” Hanzo smiled at him, shaking hands, holding on for a split second longer than necessary. He held his head cocked down, almost shy, but kept looking up from under his long lashes, pretty lips teasing in a grin, and ohhh, Jesse was in so much trouble he ached with it.

    “Sorry. You knew that,” Jesse mumbled. Was he red? He felt like he was flaming red.
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    It's the fluffiest, smuttiest, romcom-iest, parent-teacher au we all need and deserve

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    43,713
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    385
    Bookmarks:
    80
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    7143
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    More with Harry, Draco and the Family.

    This is part 3 of The Wedding Gift. Not canon and there are a lot of original characters.

    What in Merlin’s hell will happen next? Take a break from the Muggle news and gloom to find out.

     

    More unopologetic, ridiculous fluff.

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    Words:
    452,564
    Chapters:
    103/103
    Comments:
    1103
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    20700

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