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    Roxy had her eyes closed, twirling her drum sticks expertly but unnecessarily between beats, unbothered by the strands of brown hair that had gotten loose from her ponytail. Merlin had shuffled closer to her drumset, as he often did, his feet keeping her rhythm, eyes closed as if in concentration. Percival was half hunched over his keyboard, looking at the crowd without seeing it, his voice having taken that far-away edge that only added to the ethereal of their song.

     

    Without shame, he started swaying to their music, letting it wash over everything else so that only their harmony stayed.

    In which Eggsy, Roxy, Merlin and Percival are a famous alien music band, Harry is a hero of the Galactic Patrol and Valentine and Gazelle are evil humans.

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    13/20
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    43
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    8
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    《假戏真做》的后续,努力填坑。
    蛋蛋以为自己和哈利好不容易修得正果,结果发现自己又又又被摆了一道,而这次哈利站到了瓦伦丁的那边。

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    中文
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    1/2
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    Prince Harry's kingdom is in grave danger and the only man that can save it is Merlin, the Dark Wizard. He would do it, but for a price, of course.

    A BatB/Rumbelle!AU for Merlahad because every ship needs a BatB!AU. You don't need to know BatB or Rumbelle beforehand to read this story.

    Language:
    English
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    15,763
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    609
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    Eggsy Unwin, son of British ex-patriot Lee Unwin and his French-Swiss wife Michelle Unwin is a grad student working on an arduous thesis when he's invited to the prestigious Cambridge University for a year abroad. A young grad named Roxy Morton invites him to stay with her and they get on like a house on fire.

    Only one problem.

    Her two gorgeous uncles, professors at the University, live right next door. Her two gorgeous - completely unavailable - married uncles.

    Even if he could manage more than three words in English or French every time he stumbled into them, they wouldn't be interested... right?

    Written because starbucks has a thing for foreign languages and sexy sexy voices. This is the hell we descended into together.

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    English
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    78,578
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    808
    Kudos:
    571
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    14570
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    Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
     

    HHeart:
    Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.

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    You are the latest model sent by CyberLife, programmed to investigate why so many androids of London are becoming deviants and how to prevent an imminent revolution of the androids against humans. With the help from the troubled Detective Charles Hesketh, can you find the answers you seek or will you start asking new questions? Will Charlie's past be an obstacle to your partnership? Or will there be a chance to see a new side of the Detective you never expected?

    Welcome to the London experience.

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    3,654
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    5
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    1
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    Земля-3, 3997-й год. На дом и на голову отошедшего от дел агента «Кингсмэн» Гарри Харта сваливается космический корабль неизвестной ему инопланетной расы с единственным пассажиром на борту. Пассажира зовут Эггзи, и на первый взгляд случившееся — чистая случайность, но вскоре Гарри начинает догадываться, что их жизни переплетены больше, чем он мог себе представить.

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    1/1
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    Eggsy需要夺回属于自己的酒店,于是他选择成为Kings' Bank的绅士管家。

    Language:
    中文
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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    752
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    You’re Charlie’s little sister, but you’re the black sheep of the family. SO when Valentine ropes in your family, you aren’t exactly on board.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    John Watson is not impressed. His week is ruined by Richmond Valentine. Luckily, the eldest Holmes brother is up to the challenge of saving them. And no, we don't mean Mycroft Holmes.

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    English
    Words:
    1,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    526
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    "How ironic is this?" Gazelle says softly to Eggsy. "I am Arthur’s sword, forged to protect humanity at all costs. You are Athur’s bane, born to destroy humanity at all costs. And yet here we are, fighting on opposite sides."

    * * * * * *

    An Arthurian reincarnation AU where Gazelle is Excalibur and decides that if two world wars aren't seen as a need great enough to summon her Once and Future King to save Britain, she's going to make a need great enough for Arthur to be reborn - through any means necessary. And so Excalibur draws herself from the stone and goes about doing exactly that.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    19
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Eggsy Unwin is an MI6 agent, assigned to protect, and keep tabs on, Harry Hart -one of the three leaders of the vampire clan - who is in town due to a number of human revolts sparked by vampiric insurrection.

    Harry is immediately drawn to Eggsy and his mouthwatering blood, the taste of it, the feel of Eggsy clutching at him as he takes. However he keeps himself emotionally distant as vampires and humans are not meant to be together. Well, he tries - or so he tells himself.

    The playing field will change drastically, however, when Harry is forced to change Eggsy to save his life.

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    137,405
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Comments:
    957
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    2596
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    534
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    Eggsy has an imaginary friend.

    Not your typical imaginary friend, mind you, but a true gentleman, an invisible knight that came to him in bespoke armour. What could go wrong, as long as Harry stands by his side ?

    But then Harry disappears and Dean Baker shows up.

    Or

    When everyone thinks Eggsy is crazy and has a superpower but it was invisible Harry all along.

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    16,193
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    154
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    27
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    Eggsy has to stay for 24 hours at Harrys, and damn the chemistry is going on. But still none of them makes a move. Its hard and uncomfortable to watch.
    But what happens after that?

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    7,220
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    Regardless that one of the Kingsman's sacred rule is to not reveal their past to anyone, it is an obligation to truth that Harry Hart, also known as Galahad, was never raised as an only child. After the freak accident stripping his brother's life away, Harry decided to take Venus Hart, the youngest child of his single-parent brother has, under his wing—soon taking the role as Merlin's apprentice as Vixen.

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    English
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    2,095
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    113
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    “High IQ, top of your class, even went to a school for gifted children in the States. Then it all went tits up when you came back. Why?”

    “I don’t owe you an answer, guv.” Eggsy’s eyes suddenly went wide, and he glanced at the door before turning back to Harry. “You should go. They’re coming.”

    --

    In which Eggsy's potential exceeds human expectations, Harry admits to being maybe a little blown away, and Merlin just wants an apprentice who doesn't want to make him cry salty tears into his coffee.

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    English
    Words:
    95,725
    Chapters:
    13/22
    Comments:
    306
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    720
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    283
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    13423
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    The morning after Dez and the gang find out that Nick is a werewolf (by WITNESSING HIS TRANSFORMATION), Dez... has some thoughts about the matter.

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    English
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    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Harry Hart is the Director of Kingsman University's newly renamed Richmond D. Valentine Creative Writing Programme. Eggsy Unwin is the new janitor. Together, they fight elitist ivory tower attitudes, writer's block, worker strikes, inter-departmental politics, irreverent TAs, dogged book editors, and really godawful first-year writing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,383
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1906
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    A collection of Merlin/Eggsy one shots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,950
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1358
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    Harry Hart needs a promotion. How is he supposed to get it in a world where being single and childless is frowned upon? Find a husband, of course.

    This is written RP style, so there will be shifting points of view.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    291,083
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    714
    Bookmarks:
    136
    Hits:
    16932

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