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    Seven losers entered the neibolt house that night .
    Seven people who were at one point, children. Seven people who were wise, if not definitely more aged, beyond their years. Seven people who were about to kill a g-ddamn clown
    Seven Losers entered that house that night and in the light of the morning, seven losers left.

    ...

    And now 5 of those Losers are gonna fix 27 years of unresolved sexual tension if it kills them, but what are Richie and Eddie not telling them?

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    "i'm gay, and it's been a long road to get here."

    he laughed nervously, and then took a deep breath.

    "i think i first knew when i saw one mister leonardo dicaprio in titanic for the first time," he got a cheer for that. "i know, right? leo, baby, if you see this, give me a call," he winked dramatically at the audience, waving and blowing a kiss to the cameras that were set up to give netflix a rough draft for a possible special. "but i think what solidified it was when i saw my childhood best friend for the first time in 27 years a few months back, and my first thought was, 'huh, i guess i can't make jokes about fucking your mom anymore. she was never nearly as pretty as you are.'' he laughed, adjusting his glasses before continuing. "but then again, i carved our initials into a shitty wooden bridge in my hometown when i was like thirteen, so maybe i knew i was in love with him before then."

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    richie comes out onstage during his first original show.

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    Richie Tozier and Eddie Kasprak take the Relationship Test
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    Richie Tozier ("Richie Tozier: Coming Clean") and Eddie Kasprak stop by to put their relationship to the test and see who knows more about their partner...and to maybe casually reveal their deepest fears along the way. 

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    Netflix Presents Richie Tozier: Coming Clean.
    Back from a six-month hiatus after running off stage, Richie has a lot to say. From childhood trauma to love to murder to the fact that he's got friends now. In this Netflix special you're going to learn a lot about Richie Tozier.

    Trashmouth is ready to come clean.

    Rated 'Mature' for coarse language, sexual and drug references and minor depictions of violence and injury. Viewer discretion is advised.

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    A segment from "Childhood Trauma (Thanks, Maine!) © Netflix and Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier
    2018

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    Richie ‘Why Am I Still A’ Tozier ✔ @richietozier
    @ekaspbrak OMG so weird babe, I just poured myself a delicious bowl of spagheds and it looked like this?? So crazy... [attached photo shows the phrase ‘please propose to me babe it’s been thirty years’ spelt out in alphabetti spaghetti. He’s used a blob of tomato sauce for the apostrophe]

    Buzzfeed makes a list of all the times Richie Tozier, beloved comedian and besotted man, should have been proposed to by Eddie Kaspbrak, the Internet's favourite 43 year old Twitter troll. There are a lot of times.
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    "Richie Tozier's new show "A Guide To Not Being A Functional Dad" touches the heart of its audience with its genuine themes, its originality and its simple but devastating comicality; a must-see." - some critics probably

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    A year after his breakdown, Richie is back to the stage and willing to set the record (not so) straight.

    The ending is stupid cheesy, sorry.

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    Another Richie Tozier bit that's not very funny but hey, when is Richie Tozier ever funny?

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    Eddie, recovering from their escape from Neibolt House, starts to grow a beard and Richie loves it. Except for the tiny fact that it makes him look like a little Paul Bunyan mascot.

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    Jimmy: Now, you’ve both provided the truth in the envelope for us, so no complaining if you end up revealing something that should have remained a dark secret forever.
    Richie: No chance. Edward Spaghedward knows everything there is to know about me, don’t you? I’d never hide a thing.
    Eddie: Oh, so we’re not counting last week, when you hid our credit card statement down the back of the couch so that I wouldn’t find out you spent a stupid amount of money on a light-up pool table?

    Richie makes a press appearance on The Tonight Show to promote his forthcoming sophomore comedy special. His Twitter celebrity boyfriend makes a surprise appearance. Late night TV will do just about anything for the views. Eddie won't.
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    Following a year of personal revelations, Richie Tozier is back with his most intimate special yet.

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    Some months after returning from Derry, Richie decides it's time to shake up the act a little.

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    NETFLIX STAND-UP
    RICHIE TOZIER: I KILLED A CLOWN
    2017 VM14 1h

    After a traumatic loss and a near-death experience, comedian Richie Tozier is ready to talk humor and horror in his first ever stand-up special.

    PLAY MY LIST

    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Offbeat, Irreverent, Witty

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    Eddie: [Peels off the next question] Why did Eddie Kaspbrak delete Twitter? Oh, man.
    Richie: [Laughs] He didn’t delete it! He got a temporary ban. Tell them why, Eddie!
    Eddie: Because I was on a work trip to Idaho and I tweeted that I could see your fivehead from my office.
    Richie: And?
    Eddie: And… because I also tweeted that having big dick energy and just being a big dick weren’t the same thing. And then I tagged you in the tweet. And wrote ‘case in point.’
    Richie: And…?
    Eddie: And I got a temporary ban for targeted harassment, dickwad, you know this.

    It's a timeless tale. Emmy-nominated comedian browbeats his much maligned, Twitter famous boyfriend into doing a WIRED: Autocomplete Interview. Questions are answered. 'Your mom' jokes are made. Licking is involved. Y'know. Normal stuff.
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    Eddie Kaspbrak @ekaspbrak
    @richietozier if you ever so much as dream of licking my foot again, fucko, I’ll shove your foot up your asshole until you’re wearing yourself like a shoe.

    Richie Tozier makes an appearance on the popular web series Mean Tweets to promote his comeback Netflix special, but there's something familiar about these mean tweets. Namely the fact that they're all from his boyfriend.
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    “@latimes This new version of Tozier is completely different than the one we've seen before. More approachable, with a backstory till now unknown and finally more human, owning his past mistakes and making amends. People have been saying Richie Tozier is reinventing himself in his 40s. I disagree. He is re-introducing himself, and this Tozier is much more interesting and worth knowing than the previous one. #TrashmouthOutLoudAndProud”

    Or Richie finally gets back on that comedy horse and he has a few things he'd like to get off his chest.

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    You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.

    A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.
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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    When Richie got caught in the Deadlights, he saw Eddie's death.

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