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Eddie and Stan join a sugar daddy app on a drunken whim and find two very interested users. (Centers mostly on the Reddie relationship).
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Name: Longshot
Stats: 25 / Male / Gay
I'm not writing something stupid, fuck you.Name: Wild&CrazyGuy
Stats: 40 / Male / Gay
It's just a ride...About Me
Uhhh I'm gay as fuck and I have money lol
What I'm Looking For
Someone interesting, I guess? Haha I don't know what to write sykktjkgssgb :)
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to begin, i’m not sorry for myself or any part of me by iittaliia
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 Jan 2021
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”You know what you were saying about talking about… someone, if they were okay with it?”
Richie’s eyes widened, because of all the things he thought Eddie might say, this wasn’t it. This was never it, but even less here, now, with Richie sitting dumbly in front of his dressing room mirror looking a mess, Eddie standing few feet away looking anything but a mess - except maybe emotionally, but that was just his normal state of being.
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Or, Richie was coming back, coming out, and coming home.
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Me and My Important Extra by insatiablegaydesire
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Jan 2021
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Richie Tozier has a lot to say about the words he uses to refer to his husband. Oh, sorry, his "important extra."
You ever think about how fucking weird the phrase “significant other” is? I mean, it’s not wrong. Yes, they’re significant. Yes, they’re my other. But who came up with that shit? Like, who decided those were going to be the specific words? I think that in some parallel universe people are calling their partner “important extra.” Like my life is a movie, but I get to be the main character, and you can be, like, some guy who finds the body and screams bloody murder. Maybe I’m the murderer, maybe I’m the body, but I sure as hell am getting more screen time than you.
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"Oh my god," said Eddie. "Fine. Thank you, Richie, for setting my arm that one time when we almost got murdered by a demon clown anyway. I admit that you somehow managed to do it more or less correctly, probably by accident. Thank you also for not stitching up the stab-hole in my cheek, because I would rather have it heal as a fucking hole than let you near my face with a sharp needle. I'll go to the ER when we're done with this bullshit."
Richie chuckled. "I'll take you."
"Fucking right, you will," said Eddie.
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Missing scenes from IT Chapter Two, covering some of what Richie got up to when he wasn't onscreen and adding some of that character development they must have cut for time, and a second chapter containing the highly questionable stand-up comedy show Richie found himself performing three weeks after leaving Derry.
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A restless unable-to-perform-live Richie Tozier tries out a new bit on Eddie with the help of several Sesame Street songs and a very on-point observation about Eddie's eyebrows.
Canon compliant death: Mr. Hooper
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[The laughing fades and the crowd goes silent as Richie asks for some time to bring up some important issues]
“So, I wasn’t subtle at all when I scheduled this special to be shot on National Coming Out Day. I figured, hey, I’m really fucking gay, why make this subtle, you know?”
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Richie’s new act is shaping up to be some things it hasn’t been in quite some time - honest, true, and written by him and him alone. It does still have a lot of dick jokes. That never changes.
It also happens to be recorded by a certain red headed someone his literal first night taking it to the stage.
Featuring Richie’s work-in-progress stand up, Bev as the rule breaker with a heart of gold, Ben as her guilt ridden accomplice, and Eddie’s reaction.
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"I'm not crazy," Richie bitches into the phone.
"Look," Pete says, "if you'd rather go to rehab – "
"The only addiction I have is porn, jackass," Richie says flatly.
"You rambled about clowns and dead kids, had a serious look of crazy-eyed and sweaty, punched me, ran off, got drunk, got your jaw nearly broken, punched a nursing something, then told everyone you'd go to a cave to die if you could," Pete says levelly. "If you've got a better explanation for that than drunk, high, or crazy, I'd love to hear it."
Richie would like to think he's ready to get back to the real world right away. Richie is not. Richie is fucked the fuck up.
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(back chat, back chat) you're driving me insane by liamtome
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
02 Sep 2020
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Richie Tozier is a famous comedian.
Eddie Kaspbrak is also a famous comedian.
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Confronting Fear by DRHPaints
Fandoms: richie tozier - Fandom, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Bill Hader - Fandom, IT Chapter 2, IT Chapter Two - Fandom
16 Aug 2020
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Once again, Richie Tozier drunkenly takes a man back to his hotel room and wakes up the next morning full of regret. But this time when he tries to kick him out, Theo just won’t go.
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[Moodboard] Richie x Eddie Happily Ever After AU by Moodboards by Isabelle (isabellerecs)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Aug 2020
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It - Happily Ever After AU: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrek
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- Part 3 of It Moodboards
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Everybody (Do The Propaganda) by notalone91
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
04 Aug 2020
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Bill has come up with the most hysterical way to be a good friend... or so he thinks. Eddie's not so sure, considering that he's the one who has to deal with the business end of his husband's career. (He's not a hard sell, though.)
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Richie Tozier: Raw Spaghetti by apple_solutely
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
23 Jul 2020
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Richie Tozier: Raw Spaghetti
2018 16+ 50m
Starring: Richie Tozier
Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
This movie is: RaunchyIn which Richie Tozier talks about his boyfriend, Eddie Kaspbrak, for nearly an hour.
(Can be read as a stand-alone)Series
- Part 3 of Maturin Estate
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richie tozier: real american (netflix special) by their_dark_materials for IfItHollers
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Jul 2020
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An edit for Richie Tozier's eventual Netflix special, "Real American."
[Inspired by IfItHollers' Richie Tozier's: Real American.]
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Richie Tozier: Personal Record by QueerOnTilMorning
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Jul 2020
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Another Richie standup fic, this one featuring the Movie Theater Incident, Eddie's fitness routine, and a sneak peek of Bill Denbrough's forthcoming novel.
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the manchild grows up (magazine cover) by their_dark_materials for hellotailor
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 Jul 2020
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The cover for Richie Tozier's profile in Rolling Stone magazine.
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Loving and then Waiting by CryptidKid2020
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
15 Jul 2020
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It was only a couple of hours after the clown show-down and Richie Tozier was dealing with a very carefully planned breakdown. Then a certain somebody had mysteriously been brought back to life and throw any coping mechanisms Richie might’ve had down the drain.
This is the story of the potential aftermath if everybody had lived and everything was as good as it could’ve been.
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Richie Tozier: Once a Loser, Always a Loser by apple_solutely
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Jun 2020
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Richie Tozier: Once a Loser, Always a Loser
2017 16+ 54m
Starring: Richie Tozier
Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
This movie is: Funny, WittyRichie Tozier returns with a sweet, funny, and deeply moving show about his friends and his childhood.
(Can be read as a stand-alone)Series
- Part 2 of Maturin Estate
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Trashmouth: Old Kid on the Block by orphan_account
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Jun 2020
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“The next thing I know, me and my husband are coming to in a Denny’s parking lot.”
An excerpt from Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier’s latest comedy special.
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Richie Tozier: Out of the Dumpster by apple_solutely
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Jun 2020
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Richie Tozier: Out of the Dumpster
2017 16+ 33m
Starring: Richie Tozier
Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
This movie is: Funny, WittyAfter a year of hiatus, Richie Tozier finally comes back, brand new, with a fresh new take alongside a Netflix deal.
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- Part 1 of Maturin Estate