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    An age regressing Richie Tozier had been looking forward to an amazing Christmas at Santa Monica Beach with his Papa Eddie. But when his arm is put in a plaster cast, his plans are put on hold. Richie worries that his broken elbow will ruin their Christmas. Eddie Kaspbrak, however, will not let his baby boy feel like a fractured funny.

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    “Out of all the losers… why did you choose me?”
    “You’re the only one that my mom trusts me to have in the house when both of them are away.”
    “That is most definitely the wrong choice.”
    “Damn right it is.”
    “I still get tingles every time I look at you, and for once I’m not talking about sexually.”
    “Rich, you shouldn’t be saying that.”
    “Yeah, I know. I’m the one who fucked it up, but I look at you and I forget all of it. Ya know? It’s like it’s all happening again. I never could fight against my feelings for you, Stanny. It’s no shock it wouldn’t be different now.”
    “I could never tell.”
    “Eds could.”

    ~~~
    Or Stan and Richie unintentionally become the start of the Poly Losers' Club by breaking up.

    This is 1000% based off of ABBA songs. It gets really sad in some areas.

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    People usually have to pay for this kind of mental clarity. It's the kind of thing he sees promoted on billboards through expensive seminars, the kind of thing people who backpack around the world or spend a year meditating in a monastery talk about but all Eddie had to do was die. Now all that's left is to chase that feeling for the rest of his life - which is maybe easier said than done.

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    Eddie and Richie have been dating for a couple years now, and only the other Losers know. They plan to run away next year after they graduate, but things go wrong when Eddie finds out Richie cheated on him. What'll happen with them? Will everyone live to the end of the story?

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    When Stanley Donald Uris wakes up in his sixteen-year-old body in his childhood bedroom in Derry, Maine after killing himself at the age of forty in his bathtub in his house he shared with his wife in Atlanta, Georgia, the first thing he does is call his childhood best friend. He doesn’t pay attention to the calendar on the wall that says it’s July of 2020. He doesn’t acknowledge the long, slim, pink, tender scars that run up the length of both of his forearms. He doesn’t even question how he has a mobile phone on his bedside table. He just picks it up, goes through his contacts until he finds the one he knew was just bound to be in there, and pressed call. He manages to make it to hear a soft click and a choked, “Stanley?!” before he breaks down in tears mumbling a million ‘sorry’ s.

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    Bill : yeah so i realized we all need a group chat like 7 minutes ago

     

    Bill : so i

     

    Bill : did this

     

    Eddie : it was for fun and not for anything important, huh?

     

    Bill : maybe

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    Bill makes a group chat for the Losers Club and it's a total disaster

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    Richie and Eddie remember who they used to be and decide what they’ll become.

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    Richie frowns as he struggles to tear open his eyes from the deep slumber. He briefly wonders what has woken him up so late and blinks several times before something in the room catches his attention. A squeak escapes his throat when he registers the blurry outline of a person near the window. He jumps upright bumping into the headboard.

    “Sorry,” A whisper cuts the night’s silence.

    Richie narrows his eyes.

    “Eddie?” He replies hoarsely, shaking off the remains of sleep. Now when he has adjusted to the dark, he can see it is Eddie. Eddie in nothing but a t-shirt and sleeping shorts. “It’s fucking freezing outside, Eds, what are you doing?!” He whisper-shouts, pulling the boy onto the bed.

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    Richie and Eddie begin to question their relationship and what exactly that thing is that neither of them want to talk about, while Stanley struggles with his own feelings and the loneliness of being left out.

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    Ever since his car accident, Eddie Kaspbrak has been feeling a little...off. The medicines in his cabinets don't look quite right, the streets he should know like the back of his hand seem strange, and the oblong device in his pocket is called a Cell Phone and he doesn't exactly know why he knows that. Maybe it has to do with his accident-induced fever dream of a massive, talking turtle. He's promised love, deep and authentic love, but doesn't exactly see how that's possible for a guy like him. No, Eddie's positive he'll die alone.

    Richie Tozier has a codeine-fueled dream where a less than majestic turtle tells him it wants to help and will do all it can to heal what ails him—so long as he keeps an open mind. He takes these words to heart and starts to say yes to anything and everything, from coffee he doesn't want to expensive cologne. He even lets Steve talk him into taking a luxury car service to his New York appearances instead of Ubering like a rookie. Nothing seems that different until he gets in the back of a limousine driven by a timid, doe-eyed blond man who introduces himself as Edward Kaspbrak. Oh, this is getting WEIRD.

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    It/Stranger Things AU. Richie and Mike meet at a comedy club bar where Richie is trying to drink away the memory of his friends who've died and where Mike is hiding from an abusive boyfriend and a heartbroken past.

    Being blind drunk doesn't help, but Richie can't quite figure out why the person sitting two seats down from him is the spitting image of himself at eighteen—or why he feels so compelled to talk to him. It's probably the nasty bruise on his cheek... Meanwhile, Mike is looking for a place to lay low after running away from the man who had turned his body into a canvas of bruises and scars. He knows he shouldn't—that it's stupid and reckless and he'll just get hurt worse—but he can't help falling for the comedian with the bright blue eyes and charming laugh. Something about Richie just makes him feel...safe. All he wants is to feel safe.

    We've got angst, we've got fluff, we've got idiots in love. We've also got Richie struggling to flirt and that's gotta be a win in someone's book.

    Please Regard the Tags which are subject to change. Also, if you're intimidated by the length of this monster, there's an ending in Chapter 31.

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    Several moments pass. Then: "Oh... my... God. Are you seriously this fucking stupid? Richie. Come on. It is me, you big idiot!" From out of nowhere, a ghostly invisible hand comes down on Richie's shoulder.

    He screams. 

    "No! No! That's not true - that's impossible!" shouts Richie in the first Voice that comes to mind. It sounds ridiculous, but he doesn't care. His pulse is so sped up that he can barely feel it. Tingles run up and down his spine; he shivers with a sudden chill.

    "Dude! Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't actually be doing Luke fucking Skywalker with me right now, can you? Are you that fucking-" The same ghostly hand becomes briefly visible and cuts through the air in a karate-chop motion. "Fucking listen to me, dickwad!"

    Richie shuts up, fast.

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    After dying, Eddie becomes Richie's guardian angel.

    A oneshot.

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    Richie is just a nervous guy that's eating breakfast for dinner with his best childhood friend Eddie. Hijinks ensue.

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    So I guess I’m sort of trying to do an IT novel sequel/IT Chapter Three over here. Like how do I keep the story going, bring my favourite character back to life (Eds was always my favourite), all the while giving it a new and exciting angle to explore? Well, I planned out most of this in a single day, so that’s how excited I am about this idea. I hope you end up excited too. And horrified, charmed, grossed out, intrigued and all the other fun things. I above all hope that you can feel invested in this story, because I really poured my heart into it.

    Richie Tozier is IT, or rather, Richie Tozier becomes IT. He becomes the next IT. Now Richie ‘Trashmouth’ Tozier is no stranger to a struggle, but being IT, boy that is nothing like he’s ever experienced before. He's saved Eddie, which is great. But when his world starts crumbling around him he starts to wonder who he can really depend on, who he really is, and how (or if) he can keep himself sane.

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    “We’re trapped here, aren’t we?”

    Eddie looked over at him, eyes dull and hopeless. He sighed as he leaned back against the wall, “Yeah, yeah we are.”

    “Its my fault,” he began, his voice dry and frail. “If I’d never moved here...”

    “It still could’ve happened, Chie.” Eddie frowned, though he knew Richie had a point. “The others will find us, it’s only a matter of time.”

    Richie nodded, still knowing full well that he’d die in that house. He wondered if there was even a point in having hope, in even wanting to make it out alive. He didn’t even know if he wanted to think about it.

    _________

    Richie Tozier used to live in New York, used to explore the city and make friends with anyone he could. He used to make many laugh in any scenario, used to bring smiles to people’s faces.
    But sometimes bridges fall, and people get hurt. Sometimes people change, and who’s left to pick up the pieces? Certainly not Richie, hope was not a friend to him. Robert Gray would make sure of that.

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    @bonjoviisdead to @RichieTozier
    “ do you believe in fairy tales, Mr.brony pants?”

    @RichieTozier to @bonjoviisdead
    “ okay, A) never call me that again, and B) if the clown that terrorized me as a child can make a Paul Bunyan statue come to life then, yeah. Fairy tales can be real.”

    @bb14 to @RichieTozier and @bonjoviisdead
    “ you need to lay off the Razzapple fun dip, dude :/...”

    @RichieTozier to @bb14
    “ actually, it was cherry yum diddly dip this time. I got class now, bitch B)”

     

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    Three times he almost met the man behind the screen, and the one time he finally did

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    ‘Guys, are you seeing this?’
    ‘Seeing what?’
    ‘Them.'
    ‘Who are they?’
    ‘Th-they’re us.’

    Or: The one where the young Losers see a vision of their older selves after the final fight with IT, and realise that Eddie and Stan are both dead. Hell-bent on saving their friends' lives, they try and figure out how to change the future.

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    Dear Mr. Stanley Uris,

    You are cordially invited to partake in an experiment to better identify psychic forces at work in our world. We are very excited to meet and to get to know you over the next few days. Your past paranormal incident has led us to believe you could work as a key component for my research. You will be reporting to me, Professor Mike Hanlon.

    We are looking forward to having you on our team.

    Best Regards,

    Mike Hanlon
    Associate Professor
    Interim Chair
    Department of Parapsychology
    University of Maine at Derry

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    Three times that Richie sang for Eddie.

    Title is from the song "Eddie My Love," by the Chordettes, and some of the lyrics are used within this work. I do not own the rights to this song.

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    Eddie is fed up with Richie's bullshit and Richie just doesn't understand why it's a problem.

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    Eddie wants Richie to care about his own wellbeing and stop being stupid and Richie's like "ok.but why?????"

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