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    What they've said is, "Lets not worry about all the great things quantum computers can do. Let's just make a simple one and take advantage of the fact that it can be tiny, and try to manufacture a sort of ingestible Palm Pilot™..."

     

    -Harvey Dinglesnort

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    Once one of the most popular girls at school, Brooke lohst, hears about a supercomputer that can change lives she can't wait to get one for herself..
    Well
    Her life did change

     

    Maybe not for the better thought

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    He was panicking, who wouldn't be? This wasn't an everyday thing. It's not like S.Q.U.I.Ps came with a fucking instruction manual and that would guide you through every unexpected turn. No one even really knew how it worked. Michael was sure not even the creators, whoever they are, knows just how vast and dangerous they are.

    Though, it was okay, he'd be okay. He just had to keep himself for being forcibly S.Q.U.I.P'ed long enough for Jeremy to drink the last few precious drops of Mountain Dew Red.

    He sees Jeremy pause, spitting out an angry remark at his S.Q.U.I.P, and Michael's heart sinks as he watches Christine walk up to him to take his attention, S.Q.U.I.P'ed. For a moment, Michael's able to reassure himself, until Jeremy lowers the bottle, seeing a dangerous glint in his eyes as he gazes at her.

    "Jeremy, what are you doing? Drink it, now! There's no more time! Please, man!" The desperate shouts seem to fall on deaf ears, and he can't make out what's being said between the two, but as Jeremy glances back at him and they're eyes meet, he knows just by the look what Jeremy was thinking

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    Jeremy makes an awful decision, and Michael and Rich are the only ones who can stop him.

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    Seventeen and strung out on confusion
    Trapped inside a roll of disillusion
    I found out what it takes to be a man
    Well mom and dad will never understand

     

     

     


    After finally ridding himself of his SQUIP and being hospitalized for nearly a month, Rich Goranski finds himself more lost than ever... With several potentially ruined relationships under his belt, he sets off on a quest of personal growth; all whilst being haunted by an ever-present reflection of his former self.

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    Running on limited time, Rich has two final wishes: to create something memorable to leave behind, and to lose his virginity. Why not go two for one and film a skin flick?

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    Squip helps his roommate find a pornographic romance by contractually swindling a former coworker.

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    Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Booty, a manifesto by Richard Goranski

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    Rich Goranski was a loser. It wasn’t like he was bullied or anything, he was more the invisible type. If you mentioned his name to someone they would most likely respond with “who?”

    Then by an off chance he meets Brooke Lohst. Not the most popular girl in school, but shes up there. The one popular girl who is kind and caring to everyone she meets. Inevitably he pushes her away, instantly making himself invisible again.

    But then he takes a six hundred dollar tictac that is supposed to help him be popular. He’s not confident that it will actually work, but it’s worth a shot, right?

    But the SQUIP works and changes Rich’s life for the better, he even gains the confidence to speak to Brooke again. But everything has it’s set backs.

    The little voice in his head gets old then, but it’s no simple task to disable it. It may be annoying but does he really want to go back to invisible? But are the side effects of the SQUIP really worth it?

    But everything doesn’t go back to way it was after it’s gone like he thought. He still has his friends, Brooke is back in his life, he has a lisp again, and worst of all, he feels empty, even with the SQUIP still lingering in his mind.

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    [Sequel to Replaced]

    Michael had never expected, after all this time, to lose. None of them did. But that was the thing about the SQUIP squad - they always find their way back into trouble.

    With the tides turned, will they be able to stop the company from hurting their SQUIPs ever again?

    Or is it too late?

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    “You need to be more alluring.”
    "... don’t you mean attractive?”
    “I do not. Your attractiveness is adequate, Brooke; if you want to mask your apparently latent queerness, you have to make them want you straight. Isn’t that why your step-father defended you?”

    Brooke Lohst is a loser with a lot of hang-ups.

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    n. A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends—people who you can trust, who you can be yourself with, who can help flush out the weird psychological toxins that tend to accumulate over time...

    Or: how Rich Goranski became Rich Goranski

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    Anxiety attacks. Delusions of grandeur. The loneliness of being a misfit. Pizza parlor scams. University life makes it easy to lose touch with yourself.

    It helps to have some friends.

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    Moses finds himself falling down the rabbit hole into the Wonderland of Rich Goranski, while the Squip phases through the different stages of surreality, anchored somewhere in the real world by the pretty smile of Jeremy Heere.

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    Just some BMC oneshots I've written!

    Ships I'll definitely do:
    • Spicy Bis (Rich and Jeremy)
    • Pins N Patches (Jake and Michael)
    • Expensive Headphones (Rich and Michael)

    Ships I'll consider doing:
    • Puppy love (Jeremy and Brooke)
    • Stagedorks (Jeremy and Christine)
    • Upstage (Jake and Christine)
    • Arsonberry (Rich and Brooke)
    • Something including Dustin, maybe? Comment down if you want me to-

    Sorry, I only write platonic (friends only) boyf riends, richjake and pinkberry since I don't ship it-
    Please don't attack me!

    And I'm not the biggest Technical Difficulties shipper but I might write some if I get enough requests-

    Anyway-

    Hope you guys enjoy this book!

    ~Jensen

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    "Wait. You're not joking?"

    "No! I like Jake Dillinger and I need your help!" Michael was looking Jeremy straight in the face as the brunette said this frustrated.

    "Okay, well you have come to the right man my dude."

    "So you'll help me?"

    "Of course, now: what's your budget?"

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    Rich was a bully. Michael was a loser. Quite seemingly, an unlikely pair. Yet the two of them end up FUCKING in Michael's basement ;)

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    Everyone has a Piece. Like a magnetic friendship necklace, but on steroids. You have one chance to find the love of your life, and if you try the wrong Pieces, well, your chance of finding your soulmate are over.

    But if you do find the right person, you enter the bond of a lifetime.

    Rich's Squip won't let him look for his soulmate, but he's pretty sure he knows who he wants it to be.

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    When he was 14 Rich decided soulmates were stupid. Sure, they existed, there was proof of that but.. they were stupid. If they were good then his mom would still be there. If they were good then his dad wouldn’t have acted so cruel towards her. What was the point of soulmates if they could still cause each other such pain. Or if one could cause the other so much pain.

    Rich didn’t want a soulmate. He would claim it was just because they were dumb but deep down he knew it was out of fear. The thought of being treated like his mom and having to grin and bear it because it was meant to be terrified him - or worse, he was terrified of becoming like his dad. The Goranski’s just weren’t made to have soulmates, he was sure of it. If they were then they wouldn’t have such a deep family history of similar stories.

    // expensive headphones soulmate au (you see color when you meet your soulmate)

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    The feeling of electricity shot through his back in sparks, and the fire pulling and melting his skin with each lick of it’s bright, hot color, had him spiraling. Spiraling out of control and falling.

    Falling. Falling. Falling.

    Rich wakes up in the hospital after Halloween. And now, he has to deal with the consequences.

    He really wants to apologize to everyone.

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    You're the only one who doesn't hate me, but you should hate me the most

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    Naturally, unintentionally, Godhead smiled. The sight seemed to make Rich’s cheeks burn, and he looked down, flexing his toes rhythmically. Godhead’s chuckle was breezy and surprisingly gentle. “You’re like a living sculpture, Goranski. Our relationship is fulfilling.”
    “... wha?” Rich said, blinking.
    “I’m attracted to you.”
    His blush expanded from cheeks to collarbone. Rich squirmed like he wanted to bury his face in his hands, but he knew better than to let go of the rope. “Oh my God…”

     

    Rich and Godhead get along together like two peas in a quad.

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    The compatibility algorithm is never wrong. But how to convince Rich when he's not even from the same time period it was developed?

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