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    Utahime Iori lives a peaceful life as a teacher at a private religious school. She's considering a more pious path, but for now, she's content to work with her students, a handful of very interesting if not difficult eight-year-olds. When she meets with the legal guardian of one of her students, she's positive that Satoru Gojo, handsome and charming as he seems to be, is hiding a few secrets.

    Unfortunately for her, it turns out the secret is that Gojo is, in fact, a demon, who has been charged with watching over and influencing the kids in her class, who are apparently destined to either make or break the world. Even worse, he's very eager to sink his teeth in her, and Gojo has a penchant for helping people, especially pretty and faithful women, fall from Grace. This is not the job either of them wanted, but they're in this together, whether she likes it or not.

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    Lucas {your not so stereotypical sinner} and Tristen {your not so stereotypical saint} were best friends through and through, despite their obvious moral differences.
    Nothing the universe had thrown at them had managed to wear down their bond, so the universe and it's higher ups decided that obviously this meant the pair were undermining their authority on purpose.
    {And one thing you must know reader, is that the universe and it's higher ups do not like having their authority undermined.}
    So when Tristen met Taelean, a charming angel, at his cousins confirmation more problems than either the Sinner or the Saint could have imagined arise.

    And Lucas needs to help his best friend, because he's running out of time.

    A/N:
    So the brackets are like extra little bits with the Narrator who becomes very important in the later parts of the series, for this book they are kept as some little lighthearted comments, unfunny jokes and extra info on characters. My mate who asked me to refer to her as 'The Terminator' (which I will NOT be doing.) anyway, she wrote all the little Narrators notes so you can blame her for that, I just add more in character phrasing to them after she's made the comment.

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    But none of them are as awe struck as Scott when Kurt takes the stand. He watches the blue man as he steps onto the podium preparing the sermon on the sheets of paper in front of him. And the only thought that Scott has is that ‘he is so beautiful’

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    (this is an example of a book i'm planning to write in the future)

    For Eylisa, being homosexual is not something she has time to consider as her family and friends rub the bible in her face. However, yet again, she has planted herself back in Ivory de Forest with Yareli, an openly lesbian archer who could give less than zero shits about morals and religion.

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    *Eventually there will be more noncon (YES I know I said most stories I make now will not have it; 'cept this one, sorry.)

    Sun and Moon are not only separate, but they are many...hundreds of thousands, clones, in fact. They are also angels and demons...now tasked with being the soldiers ready for The Last Judgment. The humans only have a short amount of time before then...just what will they do? Who will claim Earth, for the rest of time? God....or Satan?

    (Art section added. Thanks all readers and supporters!)

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    Что делать, когда в твоей съёмной (!) комнате появляются люди, которые убеждают тебя, что они из мира, аниме про который ты смотрела всё своё детство?
    Подождите, в смысле, опять? Такое, что, уже было?

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    "Well...if you're gonna stick around..." Milo's eyes flicker around the room a bit, pausing at the source of the scratching. "I'll need my supervisor's approval." His eyes flicker back to theirs, holding their gaze in a suspicious glare.

    Said supervisor emerges from the far corner of the living room, stretching and staring at the intruder a moment before meowing loudly.

    "Guess that's a yes."

    "Don't put words in his mouth." Milo glares. It's a quick jab, and there's a sternness in his voice that really drives home Milo's "ex investigator's kid" status. As angry as he seems, and he does seem genuinely angry, and as much as they're aware Milo poses a genuine threat, nothing about the scene makes them feel like they're in any real harm.

    A holds their hands up with a nod. "Fair enough. I know you don't trust me...yet." They smile in the cat's direction, giving him a little wave.

    The cat meows loudly again, more of a yell, really, and perks up at the acknowledgement, sauntering over with curious chirps. A bends and stretches a hand out, letting the cat sniff their fingers before offering a few scratches.

    "Give it a week." they whisper to the cat. "Think he'll warm up as quick as you did?"

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    It's a well-known fact that vampires are supposed to be soulless. So, what happens when a pair of LDS missionaries show up, concerned for their immortal souls?

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    Tommy once asked Wilbur if there was a god. He doesn't remember what Wilbur says.

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    Tommy dies at Dream's hands and finds out where people go when they die

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    Based on a call I had with my friend when someone ended up saying, "Every day I stare into the eyes of god and beg for death and forgiveness, in that order."

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    Deceiving the words of the false prophet, in the time of darkness blind and the seeker are the same until the light shines again. She who spoke as she understood everything, challenges the deity that is responsible for everything.

    The Mandela Catalogue belongs to Alex Kister

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    Original/First Title: Incorrect Camilaineda Quotes

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    A night at Josie's will clear your head. At least, that's what you think. Grad school is okay, your social life is shit, and you hate your job. Making friends sans benefits has proven a near impossible task. You aren't expecting to meet Matt, or his friends. You aren't expecting to go home with him that night. You aren't expecting breakfast the next day, or the offer of an actual date. Matt consistently goes beyond your expectations and you go beyond his. Which is exactly why you must stay away from each other at all costs, and also why you fail every time.

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    “You’re mine, Deku! Got that? God can’t have you, you belong to me!”

    He's always been greedy, putting his sullied heathen fingers on things that don't belong to him. The archangels and God have claimed Izuku Midoriya as one of their own and there is only one way Katsuki will keep him close.

    -in which Katsuki knows the body and blood of Christ are things he may consume and possess-

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    Even in the depths of hell, there is a spark of hope.

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    Two short vignettes from Lincoln and Lucy's married life

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    Ivar demands Heahmund tell him stories of the Christian equivalent of Valkyr (if there even is such a thing). Needless to say, when the good bishop tells him of the holy maidens that chose horrific torture and death over renouncing their faith, Ivar is less than reverent.

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    Войелло вовсе не одинок в своих тайных чувствах к каменной богине. Но что же лежит в основе этого влечения?

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    Молодой и прогрессивный священник преподобный Лань Хуань, для близких отец Сичэнь, вновь встречает юношу с трудной судьбой Цзинь Гуанъяо, которому нужны его благословение и поддержка.

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