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    A non-chronological, random sampling of text messages from the fourth year after the finale.
    Sequel to This Will Be Our Year: An Epistolary Peek, This Will Be Our Year: A Second Epistolary Peek, and This Will Be Our Year: A Third Epistolary Peek.

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    English
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    12/13
    Comments:
    350
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    6293
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    Patrick is laser-focused on decorating cookies, tongue peaking from the side of his mouth –in that distracting way David feels so normal about– when he approaches him.
    “I made extra for you,” Patrick tells him without looking. He got into a habit of saving things for David to try as soon as he learnt how much he loves baked goods, and that alone would have been enough to conquer David’s heart, but his character and other assets helped a bit, too.
    “You know me too well,” David replies, devouring one cookie. “Oh my God! These are amazing.”
    “It’s Mom’s recipe,” he says, beaming with affection.
    “Can I marry her?”
    “No,” Patrick smiles. He's still extremely focused, competently drawing something with a piping bag. Another check in the list of turn-ons David wasn't aware he had until he met Patrick. He stops working for a moment and looks at David teasingly before throwing his final blow, “but I’m available.”

    Language:
    English
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    1,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    389
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    The local press write up of Cabaret

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    81
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    When David Rose accidentally kills the son of a nobleman, he is exiled to the small kingdom of Phthia to be trained as a squire for Prince Patrick Brewer, son of a goddess and a mortal man. Over the years, the two grow closer, but their love is put to the test on the plains of Troy.

    A Trojan War/Iliad/Song of Achilles AU.

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
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    12,463
    Chapters:
    5/18
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    363
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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    12,089
    Chapters:
    11/24
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2237
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    You have to be Bats to live in Schitt's Creek 🦇

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    117
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    Shortly after Patrick and Stevie recruited David to M.O.E, (Murderers of Evil, a new organization that is making changes in the world) one of David’s exes gets submitted as a target for extermination.

    Or Sebastien Raine is an asshole and it's time someone did something about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    266
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    As Halloween approaches, Patrick reflects on his unique relationship with David and the events that led to it.

    Sorry, I'm truly horrible with summaries, but Halloween is getting closer and it's getting spookier.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    24,843
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    474
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    Murder. That was the collective name for a group of crows, wasn't it? And by the looks of things, if David didn't get to safety soon, he'd be slain in the streets by wickedly sharp beaks and glinting talons.

    The only thing was.. He was stricken with panic. He couldn't move.

    Language:
    English
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    7,559
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    168
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    David and Patrick Rose-Brewer are brand new husbands (they aren’t) who co-own Rose Apothecary (they don’t), and all their business paperwork is completely on the up and up (it's not), because Patrick is excellent at dealing with difficult conversations (he isn't) before things turn into giant messes (which they always do). Also, for some reason there are hamsters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    359
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    574
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    Five times David and Patrick meet in New York, and one time they meet in Schitt's Creek.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    545
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    NHL star Patrick Brewer has a problem. Ray has a solution.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    147
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    Patrick and Ronnie compete in Ray's pumpkin carving contest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    247
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    David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.

    “Is this your idea of foreplay?”
    Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.”
    ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen.
    There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.”
    Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,033
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2403
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    Marcy and Clint Brewer are responsible for the creation and raising of an amazing man.
    This is the story of Marcy and Clint Brewer. And their son, Patrick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    425,887
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    636
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    11600
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    Winter, spring, summer, or fall- You've got a friend...

    There's a romance to Spring, it makes him think of new life and young love. And when Ray thinks about love he can't help musing on his newest employee and housemate, Patrick.

    Patrick Brewer is in love with David Rose. Whether or not Patrick realises this yet is still unclear to Ray, but he knows the early signs all to well.

    Language:
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    4,558
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    319
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    “A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea
     
    A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    137
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    A 5+1 look at what different townies choose to to cook to celebrate their individual cultures and families.

    CW: there is a lot of food here, and recipe links included at the end of each chapter. Do not read while hungry! 😉

     

    "The nourishment of the body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others."
    -Ali ibn Abi Talib

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,965
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Rose Apothecary is running their Summer Series of workshops to entice more people to come to the store, but of course, nothing goes as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,276
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    628
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    Patrick discovers he LOVES porn, and it surprisingly helps him discover some things about himself as well.

    5 times Patrick watched porn, and 1 time David did. A pornographic 5+1!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,016
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1544

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