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    Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood had known each other since kindergarten, and by elementary school they grew inseparable. They knew of every secret, including the fact that they both had supernatural powers. Nobody spoke of Alec without mentioning Magnus, and the other way around. Everybody knew that the best friends would remain indivisible...but they were wrong. An incident in their last year of middle school tore them apart, although nobody fully understood what exactly had happened. They simply began to loathe each other.

    Fast forward 15 years and they are still the greatest of enemies. Magnus Bane has become the world's most powerful villain, going by the name of Blink, murdering hundreds of innocent people within the blink of an eye. Alec, who is now a superhero employed at a secret organization, has gotten the task of capturing the infamous Blink. He has chased Magnus throughout the entire globe, but the criminal always manages to slip out of the heroes' hands.

    But what happens when an oblivious, mutual friend tries to set them up?

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    There are certain mundane habits that Raphael Santiago grew out of.

    Testing his own limits wasn’t one of them.

    For some people, eating disorders aren’t about beauty and the common aesthetic; they are about discipline and control.

    (Where Simon realizes that, when he really looks, Raphael is far too small)

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    Everything changed the day Clary turned eighteen.

    Lizzy Fray's entire world fell apart and rebuilt itself, the finished product much more frightening than she could have imagined. Secrets revealed and trust broken, who can she turn to when it feels like she's drowning?

    She certainly never expected it to be the cocky blond with an ego that actually managed to exceed her own.

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    Magnus and Raphael have a long overdue catch up over coffee.

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    We need more Saphael.

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    The strongest warlock in all the land uses his power to constantly kidnap the princess. Most people believe it's because he's in love with her, but they have it all wrong. He's in love with the knight who always comes to save her.

    In which the Warlock Prince Magnus Bane falls for a knight in shining armor...from a rival kingdom.

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    A series of shorts based on Magnus Bane’s most famous warlock mark: his cat eyes. Even though he’s not actually a cat, his eyes must work in the same way, right?

    Even if they don’t, this was fun to think about and fun to write.

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    Based heavily on my own real-life cats (who are little gremlins).

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    Alec looked at everything with bewilderment. What was that boy full of blood doing in the apartment he shared with Magnus? What the hell was happening?

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    The archangel’s claimed to be entirely pure or the perfect first creation, at least they were foretold as such. There was some speculation that the archangels may not have been the first angels after all, that maybe there was someone made before them that God had made in his first attempts to create.

    It just so happens that the speculation was correct, and in fact there was a more ancient angel then the archangels. After an odd encounter with Lucifer during the end-times, after Michael and Lucifer were thrown into the cage, after Castiel cracked open Purgatory and “died”, releasing Leviathans, in a last ditch effort Sam and Dean decide to do some more digging and happen to find in an old legend saying there was supposedly a book about angelic speculation and history buried beneath most of the other lore that could give them answers. They encounter many familiar faces on their quest to find the book, and once they do they eventually discover that the key to finding this angel and kicking some demonic (and angelic) ass may have been in front of them this entire time, and they aren’t just talking about the Leviathans.

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    Castiel Novak, a sixteen-year-old senior, meets a mysterious and handsome substitute teacher who's supposed to be filling in for Miss Anna Milton until the end of the semester. What he doesn't realize is that he might be getting more than he bargained for.

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    They've stopped the Shredder, they've saved the day, all that's left is to put each other back together again.

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    “Dr. Lightwood will see you now.”

    “More like, Dr. Eye-Candy,” Magnus whispered and stood up to go see the eye doctor.

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    You can find Russian translation here!

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    At first, Magnus doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary. Raphael is quiet, but that's not unusual, he's always been rather sullen. Once he sits down with his second drink and takes a sip, Magnus glances at Raphael and proceeds to choke on the gin. The vampire looks back impassively.

    "What's wrong with you?" Magnus sputters.

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    This story takes place in 1953, just after Raphael is reborn as a vampire.

    Apotropaic, adj. having the power to avert evil (eg. garlic is believed to have apotropaic properties that keep vampires away)

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    Alec is trying really hard not to feel broken. It's not easy going to bed almost every night with the ghost of strangers touches kissing your cold spine, but he's trying and he does not feel sorry for himself.
    Magnus is fine with his ephemeral lifestyle. He was still fine with it after he met Alec.
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    Alec's precious but bitchy and Magnus doesn't know what's going on half of the time.

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    Finally, Raphael opens his mouth.

    “You’re right,” he agrees, and his voice is a little rough and fuck, that is doing things to Simon’s brain. “You don’t look too bad in it, but that shirt is a difficult match - although I can probably pull it off,” he adds as an afterthought, surveying Simon up and down again.

    “Oh my god, please do,” Simon mutters before he even realizes what he’s saying.

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    “Your fangs are really cute,” Simon whispered, closing his eyes as if he were telling a secret, something only Raphael was allowed to hear.

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    It's been 20 years since the rise of the zombies. It's been 20 years since everyone was evacuated into safe zones for the unforeseeable future. Alec never minded staying in the parameters of Idris, it was peaceful here, boring as hell sure, but, peaceful. Idris was safe.

    So of course Isabelle and Jace force him to leave the sanctuary with them one night to go 'explore' the outside world. Even though he's explained to them several times that the outside world is crawling with zombies. Brain eating zombies. That eat people.

    Sometimes Alec wonders if Izzy and Jace even have brains. They never seem to use them.

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    The one in which Magnus and Alec meet not from circumstance but purpose.

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    “You should probably keep the furball away from your potions from now on,” Simon suggested, shaking his head, and he was about to let go of Raphael and stand up again but a pair of shorts arms wrapped around the back of his neck and refused to let go.

    “Wanna go home,” the boy mumbled against Simon’s chest, suddenly sounding suspiciously sleepy and like he was about to doze off. The fledgeling sighed and, seeing as he couldn’t get rid of this little limpet right now, he simply lifted Raphael off the ground and placed him on his hip. Fortunately, his vampire strength made it easy to carry the boy - human Simon would probably start struggling to carry the kid's weight after a minute.

    “Believe me, I will,” the warlock said with a grimace before he conjured up a portal with a few elegant, fluent movements of his hands. “I will get in touch when I have it figured out. Until then, please take good care of him, okay?”

    Simon couldn’t help but smile at these words and as much as Magnus always tried to play it cool and joke around, he clearly cared a damn lot about Raphael and the fledgeling could definitely appreciate that, despite Magnus usually always teasing him.

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    Walking this four-legged demon-creature was bad enough but having to spend half of his Saturday in Mrs. Hall’s creaky little house that reeked of mothballs and smoke to dog-sit while the old woman was out hunting children for dinner—Simon refused to believe that this creepy old lady was merely out playing bingo!—was an entirely different nightmare. Most of the day went surprisingly well but, of course, the demon-dog decided to attack him right before Mrs Hall returned home, causing him to jump back and bump into one of the ugly stone statues she had scattered around the house. The statue that was supposed to be a weeping angel but looked like a person whose face was slowly melting off wobbled dangerously and only his attempt at trying to grab it, his hands clumsily knocking against the rough surface of the stone in his panic instead of wrapping around it, threw it off balance completely.

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