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    Everybody knew that psychics and palm readers and fortune tellers were really all just cons: reading people’s subtle cues and making pronouncements just vague enough that people would believe they were real. Kent Parson wasn’t going to believe anything the tarot reader said when he finally gave in to the impulse to see what so many other people fell for. He wasn’t.

    He could never have guessed what would be in the cards: either in his reading, or in the hand that life would deal him afterwards.

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    Resigned to not being understood, Jack sighs heavily. “Nevermind. I’m just tired and getting a little hysterical. It’s going to be an adjustment, but we can handle it. We will handle it,” he amends, shaking his head.

    “You still think Itty Bitty needs more,” Tater says finally, eyes narrowing. “You think he find boyfriend that less trouble? Less anxious? Less broken? Less work? You afraid he leave you?”

    “I—” Jack starts to protest but chokes on the words.

    “Everyone take work, Jack,” Tater says, laying a hand on his shoulder and then ducking his head until Jack looks at him. “No one perfect boyfriend, perfect husband all the time. Eric know this. He love you anyway.”

    Jack and Bitty love, laugh, struggle, and survive together during the most joyous and most difficult days of their lives.

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    8
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    The Falconers are a team of hockey players, and friends, but above all of idiots with too much imagination.
    So yes, maybe they shouldn't assume things, BUT, to their defense, they knew that Jack had a girlfriend and that he stays really mysterious about her. Who can blame them to reach some sort of conclusions about this relationship?

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    "You've got a weird family. Who doesn't?”

    For quiet baker, Dicky Bittle, falling in love was not on the menu. While busy running his family-owned The Dancing Pies restaurant, he'd never imagine he'd fall in love with Atlanta Thrashers' star, Jack Zimmermann. But love did come, and love is there to stay... unfortunately, so is his family. A Zimbits AU inspired by My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    55
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    fore·check
    /ˈfôrCHek/
    verb :to play an aggressive style of defense, checking opponents in their own defensive zone, before they can organize an attack.

    aka Alexei Mashkov has a plan, but when Kent Parson gets involved, things quickly get out of hand.

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    Jack and Bitty wake up each in the other's body. They deal with it and try to switch back.

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    Jack doesn't quite know how he ended up here, but it probably started when he agreed to play Santa ...

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    In 2009, Jack Zimmermann was drafted 2nd overall to the Providence Falconers. After a tumultuous first season in the minors, Jack returns to the NHL and is named captain within a year. Known to the media as the "hockey robot," no one seems to be able to break through the polite barrier that Jack has built — no one until Eric Bittle, newest intern at NBC 10. Bitty, interning as a requirement for his journalism degree at nearby Samwell University, forms an instant connection with Jack. Throughout the rest of the season, and the rest of Bitty's junior year at Samwell, the two grow closer while learning how to both trust each other and succeed in their respective careers.

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    Jack and Bitty break up. Bitty moves on. Jack looks back.

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    Bitty tightens the towel one more time, an outlet for his fitful energy, a little shiver of nerves running up his spine. While he likes the game plan they've come up with for the shoot, he’s still a little nervous about being completely naked. In front of a stranger. Who is taking pictures. Of him.

    Which is silly. He’s literally spent years in locker rooms being naked around dozens of other guys. This just seems a little more … revealing, somehow.

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    Bitty does a boudoir photography shoot as a surprise for Jack.

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    MUSICAL THEMED KEGSTER
    Private · Hosted by Justin Oluransi and Adam Brkhltz

    Justin Oluransi invited you

    ✔ Going ? Maybe ✖ Can’t Go

    Jacob , Shitty and 21 other friends are going

    Who never dreamt to find themselves on a paradisiac Greek Island to meet their 3 dads? To begin a French revolution? To kill customers while at work? To be a rapper AND a founding father? Or a… Cat, we guess? Anyway, this day has COME my friend! Bring your best bottle and your favorite costume because you won’t enter without them!

    Make sure to know at least a song or two because if you don’t think we’ve planned a karaoke you definitely don’t know us.

    SOs, Tinder Dates, Meryl Streep, sexy profs or your moms are all welcome

    Kisses on the buttcheeks!

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    The silence feels like some kind of decision they’re both making and Kent doesn’t want to think about it at all. They worked so hard. So fucking hard. He doesn’t want it to come to this after everything they’ve been through. Silent and stilted phone calls every day when they somehow have nothing to talk about.

    “I fucking hate this.” Jeff says and the fire in his voice is the first time Kent has heard him be anything other than resigned since the trade happened a couple of weeks ago.

    Or

    Long distance was something neither Jeff nor Kent were ready for.

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    For the anon that requested "Bitty (or Jack u choose) gets a hickey and Samwell (and Falconers if Jack) chirp him nonstop"

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    179
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    5
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    Jack Zimmermann keeps up with his neighborhood's Facebook group only so he can keep an eye out for lost dogs during his morning run. Until the day one of his neighbors starts giving away pies.

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    1209
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    The Falcs throw Jack a birthday party and hire a surprise to lighten him up.

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    "Can you tell us anything about the secret to the team's success on the ice?"

    "I just think we've got a great team, a great group of guys. I think the best thing about the Falcs is that we're a family, you know? We really know how to keep each other motivated."

    (The motivation is Bitty.)

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    New to America, the New York Ranger's new defensemen Alexei "Tater" Mashkov and his best friend Dimitri Ranskahov. For Alexei the transition is fairly smooth, he loves his new teammates and his new friends. But for Dimitri, it’s a little harder. He’s had a difficult teenage years, to say the lest. As grateful as he is to be able to play for the Rangers, he wants to go home. But he made a promise to himself that he would give it his all and that’s what he’s going to do.

    Follow Dimitri and Alexei through their careers in America. Find love and heartbreak!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Jack Zimmermann, star forward for the Providence Falconers and first out NHL player, didn't mean to end up even more in the public eye, but for the sake of good PR and also the eldritch forces of Tater, Thirdy, and Thirdy's wife, he wound up one of the subjects of the new Netflix show, Queer Eye.

    He didn't count on the food guru changing his life in more than one way.

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    2/2
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    The day after winning the Stanley Cup, Jack wakes up in an unfamiliar room with Bitty by his side.

    Itsybittle asked for this on Tumblr and I live to serve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,429
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    847
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    7431

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