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    “Why-” Dream’s mask turns at Ranboo’s croak. A few drops of rain dot the ground. His fingers curl into the dirt. “Why are you doing this..?”

    “Because-” a foot kicks his chest forcing Ranboo onto his back. Dream slams his boot down on his chest, leaning over him casually. “You ruined my plans. I’ll be coming back in a couple of days to check on things. Who knows, maybe this will be a good lesson for you.”


    Instead of Tommy being exiled for burning George's house, Ranboo is. He doesn't have a very good time.

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    Just a couple weeks ago he wouldn’t have believed you if you were to tell him he’d be living in a real house soon. Yet, here he was, standing in front of a huge house with a huge yard, holding all his belongings.

     

    or, homeless kid with lots of trauma moves in with his friends, chaos and angst ensue. sbi+ranboo family fluff, hurt/comfort, and angst. lots and lots of angst.

    title from Meteor Shower by Cavetown

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    I am dying currently

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    Sometimes even the blade can get knocked down and not want to get back up again. The strongest of warriors can say they are tired and stop trying.

    Sometimes all they can do is sit down and drown.

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    “Ranboo” Techno said, looking at the half enderman “Would you please tell me why in XD’s name you didnt tell me you were married—“

    “Oh ender, Techno please let me expl—“

    “—To Tommy”

    The enderman hybrid fell silent.

    “What”

    —-

    Or, i which Techno is not as smart as he prides himself, Ranboo is just making bad decisions, Tommy is motivated by dpite and annoying his brothers and Tubbo is watching it all go down from the sidelines in amusement

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    “Look, Techno, I’m really sorry. I’m sorry. I’ve just had a hard time focusing here.”

    Niki gave his cheek a gentle pat. Her eyes were filled with nothing but unapologetic affection. “Is it something about the room? Maybe the darkness is making you feel sleepy.”

    Ranboo frowned. It wasn’t as if he was sleepy. He just found himself getting lost in the calm wooshing noises coming from the portal. “No, no, it’s not the room, it’s me. I’ll sort it out before the next meeting, I promise.”

    “It is the room.” Phil’s voice was low. When he spoke like this, all heads turned to him, ready to be bestowed with ancient wisdom that only an immortal man could deliver. Ranboo followed his focused gaze to the very table they were all sitting at. “It’s the table.”

    The Syndicate realise that there's more to their meeting room table than meets the eye.
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    The Antarctic Empire has been in five years of isolation as dictated by their mourning traditions. But those five years are up and the Antarctic Empire's royal family is ready to catch up. A lot has changed In those five years will they rise to the challenge or be overwhelmed?

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    “Shhh,” he said, picking it up. “Come here. Are you cold?”

    The small piglin nodded, and Techno’s stoic heart shattered. He could see himself sitting in a heap on some netherack, screaming for someone to help him when no one would come.

    Techno tucked the piglin to his chest, letting its little snout be buried in his warm clothes.

    “Is this better?” he asked, wrapping his cloak around the both of them tighter.

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    Technoblade finds a little piglin alone in Snowchester and cares for him. He might have gotten a little attached...

    (Title from "White Winter Hymnal" by Fleet Foxes)

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    It was no secret that Ranboo was very overprotective of his hair, the long silky strands reaching down to his upper back. If anyone were to simply touch it, he would tense and growl like a feral animal; then apologize profusely after he realized what he was doing, but that didn’t stop the onslaught of hostility he received in return.

    (5 times Ranboo had long hair 1 time he cut it.)

    (I haven’t written in a while, so this is kind of just a little fun thing I wanted to do. Hopefully I will be consistent with updates, but I don’t promise anything.)

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    Ranboo escapes a near-death experience by teleporting, a skill he didn't know he had. This new ability is quickly taken advantage of by a certain masked prisoner. Dream loves to watch the world burn and if he can get Ranboo to strike the match, that's exactly what he'll do.
    (Updates daily / CW in chapter notes)

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    An old soldier avoids the curse of the gods, some kid gets lost in a forest, and an old enemy awaits.

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    Ranboo was acting strange for quite a while, and it was noticeable. After one night, when he collapses in the snow, Phil and Techno take him into the cabin. From there they learn of his complete memory loss and the unfortunate circumstances behind it.

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    My first multichapter in a while, and my first published dsmp fic :)) takes place vaguely after Ranboo's CONFRONTATION stream, but time is very vague so it won't really matter (when it eventually gets outdated <33)

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    PLEASE MAKE MY PROMPTS ILL KISS YOU

     

     

    ( i really need to touch grass)

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    “Wait, you guys are married?”

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    In which Phil bakes a suspicious amount of bread, Techno owns a suspicious amount of knives, Ranboo is perpetually confused and a Dora the Explorer baseball bat is ominously present.

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    Phil and Techno are looking for a new roommate, and Dream just so happens to fit the bill (They totally planned this, but Dream doesn't need to know that).

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    Book 2: Sequel to "The Favor".
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    Techno blinked slowly, and for the first time in his life, it felt odd to wake up quickly. To- in about thirty seconds- go from sleepy to alert, despite the warm rays of golden sun streaming through the glass of the window, shining down on his sheets as though trying to coax him back like a cat to a sunbeam.

    He’d been doing it for months, in this exact same cabin- yet this time it felt alien to rise to his feet; tossing the covers haphazardly back over the mattress. It felt bizarre to look around and see the slopped, angular ceiling of the roof- the dark browns of the wooden cross beams and the white of the quartz walls. It felt strange, the heat radiating off of the chimney going through the corner of his room.

    For a second it was all too overwhelming.

    It was all so jarringly different than Pandora’s Vault.

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    ranbuwu: so can I ask why I'm here yet??

    biginnit: phil is adopting you

    tubee: he is?

    ranbuwu: he is???

     

    aka just a dream smp chat fic but I make them suffer because I can :)

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    "He had never had a problem with the End when he was younger, but people seemed to twist it in the sense that he had been escaping the realm that had cradled him in his warmth. There was loneliness without the careful wings of the Void surrounding him that he was unused to, something that pierced his soul in such a way that it was almost painful to imagine himself without the empty, deep violet skies that held all the light in the world when he was a child."

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    phil, his wings, and a dinner to help him cope

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    In hindsight, maybe licking his own infected blood wasn't the best and brightest of ideas.

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    Technoblade and Dream have been fighting in the Pit for a while and rose to the top. Now they are given a chance at freedom, almost. President J Schlatt is keeping them as fighters but this time for him, with a chance of freedom later. Techno and Dream are determined to keep Ranboo safe and out of Schlatt's control, even at the cost of their own freedom and sometimes safety. They were survivors and they weren't going to let a president with an inflated ego change that. Philza just wanted his best friend, almost but not quite son, back and is willing to move heaven and hell to do so. Everyone else had better stay our of their way.

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