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    There’s nothing quite like coming off a successful mission and celebrating with the one you lo-...care for. Then there’s finally being able to lay hands on said long distance lover for the first time in a long time; that’s on a whole other level.

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    Two months after the Clone Wars, Fox is still recovering from Palpatine nearly killing him. But what really helps Fox to feel better, is when his favourite caf shop, Caf-Line, changes the recipe for his favourite pastry treat. Fox decides the best form of revenge is by making his own version of the pastry treat, and making it better than Caf-Line's ever was. But this leads towards a bakery, and Fox wants it to be a surprise for his batch-brothers, so he choses to leave them in the dark.

    This causes it's own kind of problems. Fox's batch-brothers overhear snippets of conversations and are worried for their vod'ika, because it seems Fox has gone the illegal route and they know that isn't safe for their brother. So, while they try to figure out what job Fox has chosen for himself, the other Commanders are wanting information to inform their betting pool. Quinlan and the Guard Commanders are just there for the ride, and maybe deliberately cause some misunderstandings...

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    This was who he was: Quinlan Vos, relaxed, casual, happy. A man with big gestures and an even bigger positive attitude. He unlocked one hand off the steering wheel and went for an airy wave. That was a mistake; it was shaking. Obi-Wan’s glare, ever perceptive to weakness, narrowed in on it almost instantly.

    “Hang on - has it been you? Have you been here all week? Lurking outside our house like some hired gunman?”

    “‘Hired gunman’ is a bit harsh.”

    “That’s not a no, Quinlan.”

    “I’d like to think of myself as more of a gentleman’s hitman - a higher price, but you can’t argue with the quality of the results.”

    “Quin.”

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    “What?”, Jango growls, deep, gravely, and sleepily irritated.

    Shit. They’ve never spoken over comms. It’s only ever been texting and picture sending. Had he really just called Jango? Had he really just video called Jango? Obi-Wan blames the pain meds. And now he has to talk about his feelings. Ew. On the brightside, he now has something fun to look forward to afterwards. Hopefully...

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    When Obi-Wan finds herself in the middle of Mandalorian Camp thats just the start of never ending questions, assumptions, and decisions she'll have to face. The first thing she needed to do was get them off that planet.

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    In 4 ABY, Darth Vader lies dying, overwhelmed with regret at the impossibility of atoning for all that he’d done—it was impossible to fix, to undo; no apology would ever be sufficient. But nothing was impossible for him, merely difficult.

    In 32 BBY, ten-year-old Anakin Skywalker wakes up as Darth Vader, his mind overwritten by the consciousness of his future self. In one day, Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi loses his Master, gains the confusing and concerning friendship of a 46-year-old (ex-)Sith Lord trapped in a child’s body, and is pulled along on his desperate mission to save the galaxy.

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    It takes several missions before Cody realizes that the obnoxious Jedi that Obi-Wan is always complaining about and the mysterious stranger that keeps showing up to cause problems are, in fact, the same person.

    Quinlan Vos is a strange Jedi. Entertaining to witness, sure, but strange.

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    Quinlan wants them to wear a couple's costume for this year's Halloween party. Obi-Wan doesn't. They compromise.

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    Fox lets himself get stabbed, Vos is less than impressed.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 19
    Bleeding & Stabbing

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    Fox finds out Ponds died three days afterwards. This is the fallout.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 17
    Dread

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    Fox succeeds at his mission but fails at keeping his teammates happy.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 12
    Torture

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    Sometimes padawans just need to blow off a little steam. But when Obi-Wan Kenobi skips class at the Temple to go into the city with Quinlan Vos, they might end up learning a different type of lesson.

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    A supposed "vacation" quickly goes sour when they find a Haat Mando'ad graveyard and an ancient gauntlet.
    Suddenly, everyone around them is younger, Jango Fett is alive, and the war hasn't even started yet.
    Obi-Wan blames Quinlan for this.

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    Padawan Anakin Skywalker read the “The Complete User’s Manual for Living with Obi-Wan Kenobi” written by Knights Garen Muln and Bant Eerin. One idea in that little volume in particular struck his fancy: a "martyr points" chart. If he could tally his master's missed meals, escapes from the healers, and other needlessly self-sacrificial mischief, putting the information in a wall-mounted chart complete with stickers, maybe he could shame his master into taking better care of himself. At least, he could tell Master Muln that he tried. The manual also mentioned Master Vos and his pranks, advising Anakin to follow his master’s lead. Anakin finds out why.

    Obi-Wan pretended not to be amused.

    Self-illustration for "Luke Skywalker and His Secret Weapon of Sith Humiliation".

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    Sidious sends out Order 66 and at the hands of the Clones, General Obi-Wan Kenobi dies.

    The death of the galactically famous general is all over the Holonet, but Maul is a firm believer in the 'No Body; No Death' rule when it comes to Jedi. He assumes shoddy reporting. That is, until, Kenobi's death is confirmed.

    Maul, being who he is, goes apoplectic with rage because he wanted THE ONE THING, to kill the Jedi who ruined his life, and even that Sidious took away. Join Maul in his quest as he dedicates himself to becoming a thorn in Sidious' side before he swiftly makes that someone else's problem and then ditches the galaxy to its own power struggles so he can bring Kenobi back to life just so he can kill the man himself. As you do.

    It's angry. It's chaotic. It's Maul.

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    Quinlan Vos is tasked with finding the Sith that's hiding in the Senate. Fox agrees to pretend to date him to get Quinlan access to the Senate building.

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    Commander Fox is aware of his mind, unbearably aware.

    His brothers are onto something.

    Something stirs in the dark and an unexpected comrade shows up at just about the absolute worst time.

    At some point, Fox decides its easier to just go along with it.

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    Planet-hopping is an age-old tradition among the Tatooine youth. Because what better way to declare your independence than slipping away and going on a tour around the universe. And if your parents or guardians protested in the form of trying to find you, all the more interesting.
    Things are bound to become exceedingly interesting for fourteen year-old Anakin. Because on one hand, that tradition was a spat in the face of every slave child with a bomb planted in their bodies. He would do it for them.

    And on the other hand because his guardian was a Jedi, with more Jedi to call to his aid.

    For the slave children of Tatooine.

     

    They had better appreciate it.

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    Weeks after meeting Jango in a club, Obi-Wan is surprised that they are still messaging. As they learn more about each other they become closer. Obi-Wan doesn't want to admit that it's more than a one night stand and growing friendship... until events during a mission prove otherwise. Somehow Obi-Wan still blames Quinlan.

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    Padme is running out of curl cream. She asks Anakin to pick up a tub of the stuff, but he sources an "alternative product" from Quinlan Vos, King of Pranks. Padme has been reading the "User's Manual for Living with Anakin Skywalker" that Master Obi-Wan gave her. Little Caleb witnesses the handover of a product called "Botha-Botha," which he reports to his sweet future Grandpa, Mace Windu. This brings back traumatic flashbacks of the demise of his glorious locs from his youth. He must warn Anakin before it's too late...

    Crack fic about Quinlan Vos and his prank on Anakin, who wanted a product for curly hair, and about why Mace Windu is bald today.

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