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    What happens in Vegas does NOT stay in Vegas. When Margo and Quentin head on a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas without Eliot, they have a little too much fun and things get out of hand. Yeah, they sort of got married, but it's nothing a quick annulment can't fix. Eliot doesn't care at all, obviously. Why would it bother him?

    Featuring: champagne and hotel room bubble baths, Margo's endless supply of corny pet names, a visit to Q's dad in Jersey, two over-the-top parties, and a guy named Brad.

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    “Holy shit,” Julia says. She lets her bag drop to the floor, her eyes wide as she walks around the statue. “Q, this is amazing. I knew you had talent from the stuff you made at Columbia, but this—wow.”

    “Thanks,” Quentin says tightly. He looks over the sculpture, trying to imagine seeing it with Julia’s eyes. All he sees are the imperfections—the cracks in the clay that he needs to fill, the indentations of his fingers he needs to smooth out, or the malformed spots he needs to revisit. But when he strips all that away and imagines that someone else made it, that a stranger’s hands spent so many hours recreating the love of his life—he can admit it’s the best thing he’s ever made.

    “Who is he?” Julia asks. “I don’t think I’ve met him. Pretty sure I would remember.”

    “You remember a couple of months ago, I told you I kept dreaming about a guy?”

    “Yeah? He’s—” She looks at the sculpture, and then back to Quentin. “No way. He’s real? You met him?” Her eyes are wide, a smile starting to form on her face.

    “Not exactly,” Quentin says.

    A Queliot fanfiction, with a Pygmalion twist.

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    Eliot was being an utter dick and a tease to Quentin and Margo has had enough of her favorite puppy boy being bullied by her bitch of a friend. Thus she decided it was time for Quentin to put Eliot in his damn place.

    or... margo spiked quentin's drink with a confidence potion

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    Yep. Another fluffy angst with Hanahaki in the background, sad Q and emotionally constipated El. This is an AU where there was no monster in the castle and they stopped Alice from destroying the keys. It also doesn't matter.
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    Quentin needed to rethink his life choices and this once choose himself. Before it was too late and he drowned in depression and rose petals. El made his choice. It was a fool's hope to stay and think he would change his mind. Q needed to get over this love for his own sake.

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    It’s Elliot's impassioned plea before the Grecian pantheon of gods that is the straw that breaks the camel's back.

    Margo had managed to get the questers an audience with the pantheon, through methods which she had refused to disclose. Anytime someone, even Eliot, would ask how on earth she had done it, her only answer was a raised eyebrow and a quip that someone had needed to grow a pussy around there and do something to get their baby Q back.

    Standing before the pantheon, everyone was more than a little worried about how this would all turn out - given their track record with gods and all - but it was for Quentin. They all owed it to him to at the very least try. And so they swallowed their fear, pushed it to the back of their mind, or stuffed it down and turned it into fire because if there was one thing the questers were entirely sure of - this was not going to be easy. Nothing had ever been easy for them and there was no reason to expect, at all, that this long shot of an opportunity would be any different.

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    After Quentin breaks up with Alice, Eliot is convinced Quentin needs a new girl, stat.

    Quentin is in love with Eliot and is convinced he can only pine after his best friend from afar.

    Margo is convinced they’re both idiots and that she’s better off helping Quentin seduce Eliot than waiting for them to help their own sorry asses.

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    Eliot reminisces as he enjoys a day at the beach.

    or;

    A glimpse into Eliot's life as a married man.

    (The epilogue to this series, can also be called the sort-of companion piece to Thread of Gold)

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    “Bitch, we are your campus tour,” Margo announces with finality. For a second Quentin's hackles go up, but then – that's not really an insult when another omega says it, right? It seems like in – movies or whatever, omega friends call each other that all the time. Quentin wouldn't know, he's never had an omega friend, and the idea that Margo, with her perfect hair and her fancy eye makeup and her swaying stride in thigh-high boots, could even theoretically be his first kind of beggars belief. It's not like hey, you've been accepted to the magic school you never applied to levels of improbable, but it's – like, whatever's right below that, basically.

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    Eliot Waugh was not always the spectacular second year student Quentin had the good fortune to meet on his first day at Brakebills. “Self-made” for better or worse, fits Eliot to the T, and the beginning of everything he was and became, started in Indiana.

    It started with the new girl.

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    Margo walks into Castle Blackspire like she owns the place. A few minutes later, she's inundated with memories she shouldn't have, terrible memories of Eliot possessed and Quentin dead. Oh hell no. That's not happening.

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    Quentin goes back with Margo to her dad's house for winter break, where he finally meets the infamous Eliot Waugh.

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    “We need your spunk,” Margo says bluntly. “Both of yours. Specifically, in your mouth, and then passed into these sacred vessels.” She holds up two small tupperware containers.

    Eliot stares at her for a moment, and then he risks a glance at Quentin, who is also staring at Margo. As if he feels Eliot’s eyes on him, Quentin turns to him, and holds his gaze for a moment. Then they both turn back to Margo.

    “So I would need to blow Eliot and then, um, spit it into that?” Quentin says, his voice small.

    “The semen would need to be touched by the owner’s, uh, lips,” Julia pipes up. “So, um—”

    “One of us has to snowball the other. That’s kind of something you work up to, Margo,” Eliot says, feeling more amused than anything else right now. As if Quentin would ever agree to this.

    “I can do it,” Quentin says suddenly, causing all heads to turn in his direction. “Or, I guess we can do it. If you’re okay with that,” he says to Eliot, meeting his eyes.

    Inspired by the prompt: “Make the magical penises kiss”

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    Penny's eyes widen as he looks back at the pretzel stand. “Oh shit, she’s doing it again.”

    “Doing what?” Eliot asks.

    “Making up a song. In her head. About us.” He watches her intently, then shrugs. “It’s about how hot we are.”

    The Magicians/Crazy Ex-Girlfriend crossover that no one asked for. Not even the gift recipient.

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    Quentin is avoiding, and Eliot has taken up stress baking.

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    ... no one is coming for him, if he is going to get out he’ll have to save himself. And if he does get out, he can never go back, because there is no place for him there anymore. He can’t imagine they’d even want him, and he has no interest in pity or obligation. 

    If he gets out, they’re never going to know.

    Quentin escapes the Underworld, and finds himself in Narnia. But, having seen his friends let him go and move on, he believes there's no point in trying to get back, and settles down where he is. But his past is not done with him yet, as he learns when a window opens between Narnia and New Fillory...

    Book cover by fishydwarrows to be found here!

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    Margo hears the singing from halfway down the hall.

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    Hedge Quentin stumbles into a coffee shop owned by two fantastical creatures and his world changes forever.

    ... a coffee shop au with a twist!

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    what happens when a cupid and a hedge witch fall in love?

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    Quentin and Eliot are ready to retire from saving the world and magical crises, but they have one last mess to fix - saving another Quentin from beyond the grave.

    But they won't be doing it alone, not when another Eliot has been working with Alice Quinn toward the same end. Not when both their timelines' magic is a mess, and the two Fillorys aren't much better.

    One last mess is more complicated than they expected.

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    One year in the life of Quentin Coldwater; navigating the perils of Brakebills, a major addiction to buying himself dildos, new friendship, and eventually--love.

    Or: The one where Quentin is an asexual sex toy blogger, is a "Power bottom for himself", and is looking for love. Maybe. It's complicated.

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    Margo gets back from the desert and is worried when Q isn't waiting for her.

    A season 4 ending in which we acknowledge that Margo and Q are also best friends, so a lot of things are different.

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