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    “I think this is where I’m supposed to say something like, ‘stay away from my girlfriend,’ threaten you, rattle a saber. But really I just want for Kanaya to be happy. If that means we have to… take turns, we can… come to an arrangement.”
    “I’ve never 8een good at w8ing,” she says, “8ut I don’t think that’s strictly necessary.” She flashes you a half-grin, exposing her sharp, shiny fangs.
    You tense up. “You’re not suggesting…?!” Your face reddens.
    In a fluid motion, Vriska backs you against the wall, her bulging arms to either side of you. “I’ve never 8een good at sharing either, 8ut hey. It would make her twice as happy right? And then no one has to settle.” There’s no denying Kanaya would be pleased with the arrangement, and there’s no denying that Vriska is irreconcilably gorgeous.
    Your mouth twists in lust and disgust as she looks down at you with those predatory, mismatched eyes, her long snarls of hair falling about her peaked shoulders. You kind of want to finger her until she’s a whimpering mess, do something about that pride. You kind of want to squeeze her head between your thighs while she pays you back. You get the sense that you’re starting to understand blackrom.

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    8/?
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    42
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    5
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    In true troll media fashion, the title is the perfect summary. Thanks, Hussie.

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    1/?
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    4
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    5
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    1
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    heinoustuck vriska and john. they both are on their birthdays when the fateful day comes.
    with advice from outside sources, they get a brilliant idea - abandon everything they’ve ever known and start over on a meteor with only the two.
    turns out it’s harder than it looks to keep yourself sane when you abandon the entirety of your species to live with an alien you can’t even talk to.

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    4/?
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    9
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    2
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    Being found guilty for murder is pretty bad as a human. It’s even worse when you’re sent to a troll prison after you’ve been charged with mass murder of trollkind like some deranged serial killer and everyone there hates you.

    You think, by far, the worst part about this whole thing is you are 100% certain you’re innocent and you can either live there by the skin of your teeth or try to escape.

    Oh, and there’s a monster in the basement.

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    2/?
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    This is the lengthy and incredibly complex (but not that complicated) story of how Sollux Captor, Terezi Pyrope, Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, and Dave Strider come together, fall in love (or admit they were in love the whole time), and begin a relationship over the span of several years.

    (Alternatively titled: there's a lot of pining and fluff and problems, but they get through it.)

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    Chapters:
    2/10
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    Kankri has some misgivings about Porrim and Cronus' relationship and they offer to let him see it in action first hand.

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    12/17
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
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    Karkat, being the little shit he is, corrects Eridan on a grammar error. They end up arguing. They end up fucking.

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    Kankri relieves some stress via guilty habits.
    Cronus catches him.

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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You’ve been on this meteor for less than three human weeks, and thus far you’ve been occupying yourself with
    1. Watching Rose trying to alchemise things and then getting superbly frustrated when she fails
    2. Listening to her apologies and explanations over lashing out when frustrated
    3. Watching her try to list the simplest concepts she knows of
    4. Clown hunting
    5. Avoiding Vriska

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    10/?
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    38
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    12
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    Crash-landed on an alien planet where it seems everything is toxic to humans, John Egbert must find a way to adapt and survive. He will soon find out that though his ship appears to be devoid of all human lifeforms, he is very much not alone.

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    12/?
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    When Sollux manages to have both of his dream selves achieve god tier, his soul ends up becoming split with respective aspects of his personality stored in each version of himself, and their constant fighting over who gets to be the one true Sollux disrupts the daily livelihood of everyone else on the meteor.
    Eridan, tired of their incessant squabbling, decides to take matters into his own hands and settle their dispute himself.

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    Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.

    There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    How do you cope with falling in love with your biggest rival?

    And how do you go about dancing around that thin ice?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    vignettes, in five parts.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    75
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    What the kids expected upon opening the door to the new universe: the new universe

    What they did not expect: trollsonas, ascension to God Tier, memories of lives never lived, an Alternia that isn't a horrible murder planet, taxes probably

    The hits keep coming, and they really don't stop coming, huh.

    [Updates on Wednesdays]

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    Chapters:
    7/60
    Comments:
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    96
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Sometimes Karkat couldn’t decide if he was a really shitty auspistice or if his ashen leaves were just the worst fucking people alive.

    Maybe it was both! A regular two for two. Maybe Karkat was a bullshit auspistice and had the awful luck to be ashen for the two stubbornest, most frustrating motherfuckers to ever be brought back to life on Earth C. That would fit right in with his general track record of bad life choices and worse destinies.

    ----

    Everyone involved in the games is brought back to life on Earth C, and Karkat somehow ends up the ashen middle leaf for Sollux and Eridan's potentially toxic kismesissitude. The only issue is that no matter what he does, he can't seem to actually do his job and keep them out of each other's pants.

    Maybe a non-traditional approach is warranted.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    18
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    All men are not created equal. Some men are special in the worst way.

    Or,

    After years of living his life in perpetual fear, lime-blood Izuku realizes that evil governments should be toppled.

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    4,372
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    2
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    99
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    It’s not like you’re completely oblivious, but you’re walking from your boyfriend's apartment to the apartment you share with your other boyfriend at 1:00am and the whole situation seems a little ridiculous. It would be one thing if Karkat and Sollux were actually completely 100% no homo best friends (in a platonic way) like they claim to be, but you’ve suspected since you became best friends (in a romantic way) with Sollux that there is something else there and now you’re convinced that you’re going to have to intervene.

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    4,644
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    36
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    4
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    168
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    Earth and Alternia collided On April 13 2009, 10 years ago. The trolls were evacuated from their dying planet and moved to Earth, the habitable zone shrinking. When it stopped, society got back on its feet, but it would never be the same again.

    It all begins on August 2019. That's when the pieces of a bigger puzzle fall into place and the pawns make their first moves.

    *CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REWRITES, SO IF YOU BOOKMARKED IT, JUST KNOW THAT*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,875
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
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    3
    Hits:
    270
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    Your name is Sollux Captor and you would appreciate some gogdamn peace and quiet. Alone, without His Notorious Aggravation, or his ridiculous moirail.
    Your name is Dirk Strider. Somehow you have the incredible misfortune of being stranded with a group of the loudest, onriest refugees of Paradox Space. You're unable to send word edgewise or interdimensionally to your maybe-not-boyfriend, and the next person to set a prank trap in your tiny lifepod will find themselves outside of it.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you're quite certain you're the only thing keeping your brother sane at this point. That is, your ectobiological twin brother.
    Your name is Jane Crocker. You're currently stranded in a life vessel with a well-meaning idiot, a blooming rivalry, and a prohibitive knot on the back of your head.

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    English
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    8,527
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    7
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    119

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