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    It's the local festival! Morris Dancers, food stands, and bands nobody's heard of are out in full force. Arya's here for a good time, but her frolics are being severely threatened by Sansa's insatiable desire to set her up with Gendry, when she's told her a bajillion times that he's just a mate. A stupid (handsome) stubborn (perfect) idiot of a mate.

    With the arrival of another Greyjoy posing something of a security risk, Asha and Brienne have got bigger fish to fry.

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    3/7
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    142
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    post-ADwD/pre-Greyjoy Rebellion
    half Alannys's memories of her late teens/early adulthood, half Asha bringing Theon and Jeyne back to Harlaw and everything that comes after that

    i haven't been on here in forever and im bad at describing skskskkss just read it

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    1/1
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    Yara is starting to become anxious eight days after Theon left with a handful of her men to fight for the Starks. Then a raven arrives.

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    1/1
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    Civil war is unavoidable.

    Or, Myrcella proves herself a Baratheon, despite her blood.

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    17/?
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    But I was busy thinking 'bout boys
    Boys, boys
    I was busy dreaming 'bout boys
    Boys, boys
    Head is spinning thinking 'bout boys

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    Chapters:
    44/?
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    3
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    280
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    25
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    20208
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    Chapter titles contain relevant characters and/or pairings.

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    The following pairings have their fics in a separate collection: Elia x Lyanna, Ned x Catelyn. Drabbles about Rhaella Targaryen can be found here.

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    118/?
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    105
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    382
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    23
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    A collection of pre-series asoiaf drabbles.

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    24/?
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    342
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    “She’s never worked a day in her life,” Asha pointed out. “How great could she be?"

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    14
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    113
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1053
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    A collection of short fics written for Throbb Xmas Week 2016 on Tumblr. The characters belong to GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series and HBO's Game of Thrones. I don't own them.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Java1 said, "What if Roose sent young Ramsay to Pyke instead? How would he get along with Theon's brutal older brothers Rodrik & Maron?
    Who'd no doubt likely try to hurt him, and what about young Theon and Yara?"

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    159
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Robb does not send Theon to Pyke or marry Jeyne Westerling; instead, he marries Roslin Frey. Yoren returns Arya to Winterfell safely, where she learns that she is betrothed to Walder Frey. Meanwhile, the Others threaten the Wall while Daenerys, her dragons and her followers sail back to Pentos from Qarth.

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    1/1
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The Lannisters have ruled Westeros peacefully since the last Purge. The Starks are gone; killed with the help of the Bolton's and the Frey's. But the North remembers. Many are seeking vengeance for their dead. No one witnessed the killing of the Stark girls and no bodies have been found, apart from Joffrey's, who had sworn that he would be the one to kill the she-wolves. There is also no sign of the Stark boys and Theon Greyjoy has been missing for the past year. But sometimes, screams of agony and terror are heard from deep within the Dreadfort. Could they belong to the missing kraken?
    It is the night of the annual Purge in the city of Westeros. For twelve hours, all crime including murder is legal. All emergency services such as the City Watch, the Kings Guard and the Night's Watch will be suspended. There is going to be a war out there.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    357
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    An encounter at the Faerie Market has consequences beyond little Sansa's mismatched ears.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    109
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    7841
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    He remembers drifting alone in the cold ocean, eyes swollen from the salty water but forced open to stare at the black inky sky. The water was black, too, and the hair that floated in a fan around his head was black, and on the inside he felt sick and ugly and black.

    After that, he remembers a roaring in his ears unlike anything he had ever heard before, wordless and full of rage, and then nothing.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
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    62
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    “Yeah, dad was a criminal.” Asha runs her hands through her hair, crumples a piece of paper on the table and throws it across the room in one graceful motion. “A criminal.” Her hand hovers mid-air for a moment, stretched out. The paper falls to the ground, bounces one and rolls to a stop. “Still... It’s weird, you know. Here we are, and then you have the Starks.”


    Asha and Theon talk about love, family, and it's safe to say that both of them get a surprise about the other along the way.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    108
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    It's a long, hard summer; days and weeks blurring into sweat-slick nights. Theon loses touch with some friends quite suddenly - but a quiet night in is just what the doctor ordered.

    (Or: domestic bliss, Thramsay-style)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    105
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    8
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    2280
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    Asha Greyjoy was twelve years old when she began working in her family’s seafood joint.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    77
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    5809
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    Modern AU. After the most embarrassing conversation with Robb, Renly and Loras figure out Robb is most definitely into his best friend Theon. A bet to see which of the two will make the first move is on, and horribly misguided attempts to get the two of them to get together ensue. Renly and Loras attempt a typical frat boy plan, Sansa and Margaery's is far more romantic, Jon and Ygritte's involves animal magnetism, and Asha believes romance is best preceded with a healthy dose of danger.

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    English
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    8,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    468
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    63
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    People find out Theon Greyjoy is a porn star, a really fucking good one. Or, five times guys saw Theon Greyjoy's porn movie and one time it was a girl.
    Chapter 1 is Robert Baratheon.
    Chapter 2 is Jon Snow.
    Chapter 3 is Ned Stark.
    Chapter 4 is Balon Greyjoy.
    Chapter 5 is Robb Stark.
    Chapter 6 is Asha Greyjoy.
    Chapter 7, epilogue, is the twink himself - Theon fucking Greyjoy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,257
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    347
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    13261

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