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    Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double-oh' agent. The following events take them on a journey neither of them was expecting.
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    Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bonds blatant flirting and lots of Q being awkward. This fic is 'banter' heavy and has elements of humour, chaos, angst and wit.

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    4/25
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    27
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    48
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    16
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    1,314
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    The life and times of an (accidental) expat turned minion of the great and glorious Q, including such episodes as:

    • All Squares are Rectangles, but not all Horses are Box Trucks
    • Q-Watch and the Council of Minion-dell
    • Her Guilty Pleasures are Shoes… and Knives
    • YoU CAn't hACk a COmpuTEr tHAt's NoT tURnEd oN
    • On Teaching a Toddler to Care for His Toys
    • The Proper Time & Place (a.k.a. The One With the Canary)
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    English
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    13,108
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    8/?
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    35
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    109
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    24
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    1,111
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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

    Or:

    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program; perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    78/?
    Collections:
    5
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    3,815
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    4,334
    Bookmarks:
    1,029
    Hits:
    196,911
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    They’ve survived multiple crises of confidence, a meddling boss, a major explosion, a lot of hangovers, two gunshot wounds, a run in with a van, and the acquisition of a grumpy dog. But can Bond and Q complete the mission of a lifetime and… get married?

    In which Q panics, Bond is a bridezilla, and our two idiots in love might just manage to walk down the aisle.

    This can be read as a standalone fic or as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series.

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    English
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    19,672
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,014
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    The 00's and Q Branch staff are tired of James Bond and Q circling each other and pretending they don't have feelings for each other. With Eve Moneypenny's help, they hatch a plan to get their idiots together.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    497
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    Mallory read Q's memo.

    "One week. Up to 25 staff. Borrow that castle near Inverness, or Skyfall if not available. Run a Traitors-style event. Get Claudia Winkleman or Alan Cumming to host and select the Traitors, so not even you know who they are?" M looked up. "You want to play, don't you?"

    "I think it would be useful field training. Sir."

    "Mm-hm. Run up a budget proposal. We're not running to a hundred-grand prize pot, I warn you. Helicopters, we can negotiate. Oh, and Q?"

    "Sir?"

    "I'm in."

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    English
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    1,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    James Bond is in love with Q. He just refuses to act upon it afraid of Q dieing on him as well.

    Short Story

    James/Q

    Language:
    English
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    1,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    518
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    With Q removed from his position the enemy that has entrenched itself in government is in the perfect position to strike. Mycroft, Q and MI6 will have to give their all to keep everyone safe.

    Series
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    English
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    83,939
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    442
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    13,533
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    嘗試短暫的退休後,詹姆斯又重返軍情六處,他想重建與舊友的工作情誼。也獲得同事們一致接納。只有 Q 與他保持距離,依舊在他們的互動中,維持著專業的工作式交流。

    但詹姆斯希望能與Q更進一步互動,他抓住一個節日的意外時機冒險。即使是最強特工的絕對直覺也有失靈的時候,現在他僅能用心在彼此貧瘠友誼的土壤播種培養,好奇需要多少個假期才能贏回 Q 的情誼。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    5,495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    139
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    English
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    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    It takes a call from a regional Q Branch manager for Q to let himself grieve.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    134
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    Au bout de cinq années d'hypocrisie, James comprend qu'il ne peut plus continuer. Une discussion suffit pour que sa relation avec Madeleine se brise et pour qu'il retrouve sa liberté. Mais son retour au pays ne se déroule pas comme il l'espérait car le monde a changé : le service double zéro est sur le point de sombrer une fois de plus et Blofeld a plus d'un tour dans son sac.

    Language:
    Français
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    9,069
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    139
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    Bond不确定如何看待这位新军需官。关于他的高科技装备,也关于他总是在他耳朵里感谢所有特工都被强制要求佩戴耳机。毕竟上任Q不用这些东西,一切也很顺利。
    但Bond现在是一个不稳定因素。在Vesper离开之后,他漠不关心地杀人,还有谣言说他不会再勾引他的目标。以及他严重酗酒的事实。因此Q被要求密切关注他和他的精神健康。
    Bond因Q的不可忽视的存在而恼怒,但不知为何,他们之间的相互辱骂转变为戏谑的调侃。再之后,他们承认对彼此的感情。最终,他们从任务中的耳机对话,变为每天互相发短信,而短信的内容一天比一天露骨。
    然而,无论何时Bond在他身边,Q都一如既往地专业。Bond很难把冷酷的军需官同晚上那个发送他热切渴望的下流话的恶魔联系起来。
    Q是一个和技术装备相伴的军需官,Bond是一个外勤特工,他们在一起的唯一方式,是在某处一起下线。
    但问题是,谁将迈出第一步?

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    5,355
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139
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    James Bond was given the mission to bring a mysterious hacker back to England and take down a terrorist cell.

    What he was not told was that the mysterious hacker was a small, 12 year old boy. A small 12 year old boy who had very powerful puppy dog eyes and the ability to make explosions.

    God help him, how was he supposed to tell Alec he'd basically adopted a child?

    Or

    James is wrapped around a 12 year old's little finger, Alec loves explosions and the 12 year old that supplies him explosions, M mother hens a 12 year old boy, Boothroyd is in love with a 12 year old's brain and Bill Tanner is tired.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,475
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    863
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    The 10-50 Meme: Pick a fandom. (Pick a pairing or character set, if you like.) Write 10 different categories of fic, each in 50 words or less.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    R is so done. Being second in command in Q branch of MI6 is no easy job normally, but lately it's been INSUFFURABLE. The problem? Her boss Q and MI6's finest agent 007 will not stop pining over each other. Its gotten so bad that its affecting R's work. And that is something she will not stand for. Will the two idiots realize they both like each other? Will R burn down Q branch in irritation over their forlorn looks? Will she ever let them out of the locked closet until they express their feelings for each other???? CAN SOMEONE GET R A CUP OF TEA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

    Probably.

    (this only exists because I made a joke to my friends about writing this fic and they DEMANDED it exist. First fanfic. Will it be good? Idk. Just for sillies and because R is literally me)

    Language:
    English
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    1,532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    528
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    The MI6 department heads don't trust the new Quartermaster. They decide to send in James Bond to investigate Q's allegiances.

    Language:
    English
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    3,553
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,529
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    In less than an hour, everything changes.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    267
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    Bond's got a few minor injuries and M's got a brilliant new plan. 007 will have to face the harsh environment of Q Branch.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,986
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,301
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    Ezra Wayne used to be a legendary MI6 agent with stories built up around his name and status. One that James Bond hadn't had the pleasure of meeting. At least, not before he is shot and presumed dead until he washed up on the sandy beaches of Wayne's island paradise.

    Nursing the agent back to health brings back memories he'd rather had left buried. And gifts him the worst few weeks of his entire life. So much for leading a normal life with pina coladas and sun burn. Back to the world of gunshot wounds and almost bleeding to death as you beg for a swift end at the very least.

    [ezra wayne and alix wayne are my original characters!! <3]

    Series
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    English
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    20,877
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    241

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