16 Works in Q Has a Crush (James Bond)

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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose?

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    11/15
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    426
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    In which James Bond returns and Q can't sort out why.

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    • Part 3 of 00Q
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    English
    Words:
    2,675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    817
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    Q was never any good at getting to sleep before he bought a weighted blanket. When out in the wild for MI6, however, he doesn't have access to it, which means he's in for a long night.

    Bond has a suggestion for how he can help.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    780
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    In which Q gets into an argument (with HR), and gets out of his head (about Bond), and gets by.

    Or: MI6 finally gets to the paperwork around Q's emergency promotion.

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    English
    Words:
    5,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    865
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    That moment when Q has had a crush on Bond since the beginning but thinks nothing will come out of it

    In comes Bond with no idea of how to properly tell someone, you like them.

    A Situation starts up and honestly, Q gets the short end of the stick.

     

    " But like a dream that offers the sweetest aches of reality, Bond straddles his waist; buttons on his shirt open, and belt unbuckled. Q opens his eyes long enough to see Bond lean down and press their lips together.

    It is sweet
    It is soft
    It is rough and everything that Q has ever dreamt of. "

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1218
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    "So do what you know best when it comes to rules, 007." Q tells him sagely, guiding Bond like they're in the midst of a mission. "Break them."

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1358
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    When M had called him into his office, Q had little expected to find Bond lounging in a chair already, arms folded across his chest and wearing his distinct pout. He'd expected to be handed an assignment even less.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2062
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    "James," Q says the name like a prayer: with reverence, in hushed tones. "Why did you come to me?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,997
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1660
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    "It's much more soothing constructing highly combustible prototypes than when I'm talking to bullish Double Oh agents who can never follow simple instructions."

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2755
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    Q has a crush on Bond for a couple of years now, and fell sick inevitably on his twenty-seventh birthday. Bond visited him and took care of him for the rest of the day.
    At the end of the day, Q confessed to Bond about his feelings.
    Will he be accepted? Or will he be rejected?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1807
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    One day, James Bond showed up at Q's door, unexpectedly. What seemed like a dream scenario to Q had only one little problem- the whole England was looking for agent 007, because he was accused of treason...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,003
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    614
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    A few months after Spectre and Bond has not returned. Q is getting over his unrequited crush on 007 and insists his BFF Eve must find him a date (or sex, he's not fussy!). But Eve has a secret that makes her reluctant to be his wingman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    384
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    Being a quartermaster at MI6 lent itself to a very lonely life, particularly when your partners inevitably dump for you not giving it up or because they think the exceptionally long work hours mean you're cheating on them. But it didn't matter, because Q would never get what he really wanted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    1560
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    15365
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    In which Q doesn't handle feelings so well, but would maybe like to learn, R is secretly plotting something nefarious, Bond hears things he probably shouldn't, and the Holmes siblings are all very very scary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,694
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5299
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    Q's favourite film is Narnia, and his favourite thing about that is Ben Barnes in role of earth-shattering Caspian.

    Bond manages to get Q home from work with the mention that the film's on TV.

    Q makes out with Bond in the scenes that Ben Barnes isn't in.

    The boys reminisce about first dates. Meaningless fluff, just for feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1514
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    “Tell you apart? At least I make some attempt to keep in contact, Sherlock. You obviously have no use for petty things like brothers, what with the fact that I have to go through other channels in order to talk to you.”

    “Oh, I have use for brothers, but that doesn’t mean I want to talk to them. And Q, shut up. Don’t make out that you’re any better, Mummy’s told us all about this James.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    509
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    12591

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