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    Q comes home to a hurt Bond. Bond realizes something about himself while Q cares for him.

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    James Bond neměl kde bydlet. Jeho byt v centru Londýna prodali, už když se potřetí domnívali, že je mrtvý. Dům patřící jeho rodině shořel do základů během Silvova útoku. A tím to nějak skončilo. Čas běžel rychle, až příliš rychle na to, aby se mezi misemi ještě namáhal se sháněním něčeho nového. A tak bral to, co se naskytlo. Někdy to byl hotel. Jindy pohodlný gauč u Moneypenny. Až nakonec natrvalo skončil v pokoji pro hosty střešního bytu v Mayfair. U Q.

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    q has been cursed with the housing of james bond after a case- which wouldn't be a curse if q didn't have to strictly work, and if james wasn't so goddamn bored.
    things evolve (or devolve, depends who you ask) quickly

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    Yakov was trying to prove that he is a cat with good memory. So here is his little diary of how he spent his day with his sister, his owner and a new resident, James.

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    the missing scenes that were james bond and Q as roommates.

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    Being a double 0 agent was no easy job, of course, no one ever said it was. They all had their ways of coping. Bond had his ways, most typical of an agent of his status, one, not quite so typical. And he certainly has no intention of sharing it with anyone else.

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    Different ways James gets a date with Q.

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    james and q act like a married couple — that’s possibly because they are

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    Q has got a kitten. He named it Earl Grey.

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    After the death of M and the many that came before her, James finds himself shutting out the world around him. He would have been perfectly fine staying that way if it weren't for some young scrap of a thing that came along and messed that all up by kicking in his knee.
    Emotions were messy things, and it seemed his new informant 'Q' was determined to make his life as messy as that crow's nest he called hair. Oddly enough, James isn't sure he minds it all that much.

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    You have been Bond’s flatmate for a few months and without exception, this has been one of Bond’s biggest challenges yet. Including working on the field! Having to live with you is new territory at times, considering your line of work and how much chaos you can cause indeed. But that is all thrown out the window when Bond discovers an even worse secret about you that leaves him stunned…

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    Q was perfectly prepared to have a nice dinner date with this nice guy he met and so far it was going quite well.

    Then Bond showed up with Moneypenny in tow and proceeded to punch his date in the face.

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    Q could never understand why Bond never left before the morning.

    He wasn’t in love with Bond. Q didn’t even know if he knew what being in love meant. But he liked this. He didn’t want to let it go.

     

    Q ponders the nature of his and Bond's relationship- where it's been, what it entails, and what he wants it to be.

    Title is from Presumably Dead Arm by Sidney Gish

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    Q can't sleep. Neither can James.

    They decide to dance instead.

    [No Time to Die SPOILER FREE]

    Series
    • Part 6 of 00Q
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    “You weren’t joking about the cats.”

    Q glanced back at Bond and furrowed his eyebrows. “Of course I wasn’t,” He replied. “Why on earth would I have?”

    “I thought that was your subtle way of letting me know you’re single.”

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    Or: Q gets sick and James takes care of him (while having a slight crisis of his own)

    [No Time to Die SPOILER FREE]

    Series
    • Part 5 of 00Q
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    Q helps Bond realise that his feelings for M are not in vain, and that their boss really is rather thirsty for 007.
    All Bond needs to do is give him something to quench his thirst on.
    And perhaps pay more attention to which of Q's cats is which.

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    James doesn't like honeypots, but he does them any way, Q's there to help him get his head straight afterwards.

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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?

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    20/20
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    25
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    23
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    3
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    Q is aroace and really doesn't have any interest in the people Eve keeps sending his way, Eve wants her friend to be happy and James gets dragged into it.

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    In the wake of a Doofenshmirtz-esque self-destruct, Q needs to cover it up and James is a little on edge from the surprise explosion.

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    1/1
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    5
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