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    Running from a band of thieves in the woods at the border to Kaedwen, the last thing Jaskier expected was to be saved by Witchers, and the Warlords no less. Never in a million years would he have guessed that they were Caregivers, or that they’d want to keep him.

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    ‘Our little pup went down for the first time today.’ Eskel says fondly, adding a good spoonful of honey to the pot and giving it a stir. Jaskier stops pulling away from Geralt to look at Eskel, confused.

    Down?

    He doesn’t know what that means.

    Geralt’s hand drops from Jaskier’s cheek and he turns to look at Eskel. ‘Oh yeah?’

    ‘Yeah. You should have seen him, Wolf. He was perfect, playing with his toys.’

    Oh, right. That.

     

     

    Jaskier adjusts to his life as a kidnap victim.

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    Julian of Skellige wakes up after spending 20 years as a human bard. Although he doesn’t remember them, they change him and now he needs time to get back to how things were. But what he doesn’t know is that there’s someone out there, who does remember his missing 20 years and will do anything to make him remember again.

    Or in other words.

    Julian got cursed and turned into a human for 20 years. Geralt fucked up on the mountian and wants to apologize. Ciri is just trying to survive and help her fathers settle their years of drama.

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    Fringilla decides the best way to make a tortured Bard spill where Geralt of Rivia would take his Child of Surprise is to dive into his head and create illusions. When two bastards stumble into his cell and break him out he understandably believes that they are a figment of his imagination. He keeps his cards as close to his chest as a talkative Bard possibly could as they drag him to what they assure him is a safe place. After all, why would Julian know all that Jaskier does about Kaer Morhan?

    Meeting Lambert at Rosie's Tavern at the base of the Blue Mountains he lets half of the cards tumble in the presence of the Wolf Witcher. They grow closer as the four of them trudge up the mountain and meet with the other Wolves in the keep, where he is a trusted member until three weary travelers arrive one morning and cause his cards to go flying.

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    “Jaskier, damn it, what happened?” Ugh, Geralt was smacking his cheek again. Damn his hand for being so warm. Maybe he was suffering more loss of blood than he’d thought, he was certain he ran just as warm as the other witcher.

    “Melitele’s great heaving bosom, Geralt. I can’t even die in peace, can I?” Not that he was going to die, mind, but he would love to suffer in peace before the bleeding slowed enough again for him to go about his life.

    “You’re not going to die, idiot.” That stupid, warm hand was peeling back his bandages now, poking and prodding and ignoring Jaskier’s very manly whine of pain.

     

    Julian Alfred Pankratz has been running around as a human for almost thirty years, now. He stepped off the Path to heal his grief, and yet here he is in Kaer Morhen, wounded and risking all his secrets spilling out onto the steps.

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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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    Eskel finds the closest thing a witcher has to a soulmate but his mind isn't ready to follow his biology.

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    Dear fucking journal, or whatever.

    The only reason I'm even writing this is because Vesemir is watching me to make sure I do it. The moment I make it out of this shit hole I'm never writing again, so you better enjoy this one and only entry. I don't need this; it's a complete waste of my time. I'm not a trainee anymore; the old man may think he can tell me what to do, but he's dead fucking wrong. I've walked the path for 9 years now, went through all the same shit that the others did, and I can handle myself.

    I knew I never should have told Eskel about the werewolf contract this year; the fucker snitched on me and now Vesemir thinks that I'm "too reckless." This journal is supposed to "clear my thoughts," but I know that's all bullshit. I don't care if it worked for Geralt. I didn't need one for my first year on the path, and I sure as hell don't need one now.

    I'll probably just burn this book when I make camp tonight halfway down the mountain.

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    A series of journal entries documenting Lambert's life on the path and his angry acceptance of falling in love with Aiden.

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    Lambert never told Aiden about his past experience-- or lack thereof-- when it comes to these things. Part of him suspects that Aiden already knows; he takes things as slow as Lambert wants, always asking for his permission before doing anything new, and never commenting on the fact that this is all unfamiliar territory. Even so, Lambert always finds himself a bit taken aback when Aiden initiates something they’ve never done before.

    Which is why he nearly jumps out of his skin when they’re making out in their shared room at an inn and Aiden rolls them over so that he’s straddling Lambert, then in a voice sweet as honey murmurs, “I want to fuck you. Can I?”

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    On the way to kaer morhen, Geralt and ciri ride through rivia. There they not only find a certain bard but two woman who's destinies become intertwined with their's.
    Who is this mysterious woman claiming to be Eskel's long lost fiancé?
    Read to find out!

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    Aiden comes back from a contract to find Lambert getting hit on in the tavern. They have sex in the alleyway. Lambert cries because he's in love. That's it, that's the fic.

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    At the request of his uncle, King Vizimir, Julian takes a break from his studies at Oxenfurt to visit the Redania Capital with his family. His father, Viscount de Lettonhove, would rather keep him far away from the capital due to all the Witcher's wandering about. When word of the celebrations held to honor the Peace Treaty and blooming friendship between the Warlord of the North and Redania, Julian dreams of attending. Only his father forbids him from attending.
    Against his fathers wishes, Julian sneaks into the celebrations in disguise. Spending the entirety of the celebrations with an unknown Witcher. It was the most fun Julian had had in years.
    Even after the events that followed three years later, he still dreams of that night. He remembers how happy he was before the sorrow and its responsibility sat heavy on his shoulders.
    Before he became Jaskier and ran away from everything.

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    Geralt and Ciri are foraging for herbs in the forest that surrounds Kaer Morhen. The two are looking for catmint, however, Ciri finds a very similar herb instead.

    Geralt tells her that although it's not catmint, there are some 'unconventional' uses for it that Vesemir doesn't approve of, and that Lambert would love it if she snuck it into the keep into his alchemy workbench.

    The next day, she can't find the rest of the Witchers, and when she does she finds out what the 'unconventional' use of catnip is.

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    Scheödinger’s caravan travels East toward the coast. He has feelings about the Sea and Skellige.

    He has realisations about feelings he has for something else. Someone else.

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    Geralt is sleepy and Jaskier dotes on him.

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    Kaer Morhen isn’t a warm place, and Eskel’s nest feels empty. Geralt and Jaskier are more than happy to invite him into theirs.

     

    Written for the Save A Witcher Bingo prompt “Friends to Lovers”

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    Prompt: when geralt can't sleep jaskier has one particularly soft song that relaxes him enough to at least let him meditate. nothing else works no matter how tired geralt is. only jaskier's voice and the warmth of jaskier at his side

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    Early one winter's morning, three people convened.
    A man, woman, and a witcher, debating the future of a sick child who coughed and spluttered in the woman's arms.

    What follows in the years ahead, will make you laugh, cry, and question both the characters and the author's sanity.

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    Little drabbles and ficlets that never made it into a full fic :)

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    Some people fall in love easily. Lambert fell in love kicking and screaming. Aiden is an annoying motherfucker; he's loud and short tempered and emotional- and everything Lambert never knew he wanted.

    With Aiden, Lambert was happy. But then Aiden was murdered, and Lambert was left broken, with no one to pick up the pieces.

    Now years later, Eskel returns home one winter with a feral witcher that turns out to be Aiden. With no memories, a missing eye, and nothing but aggressive instincts, Aiden is even more broken than Lambert. But Lambert is not so easily deterred. Destiny has given him a second chance with the man he loves and he’ll do everything in his power to put him back together.

    Takes place between the end and epilogue of Try, Please Try For Me

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