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    Written for “Day 4: Stars” in Jewish January (@jewishjanuary on tumblr), run by @starlightomatic on tumblr.

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    What if Ben groomed his adopted little sister Rey from a young age.
    胡桃夹子:开罗人对蕾蕾展开光源氏计划【。

    This is the modern creepy dark version of Lie Back and Think of Alderaan. Yes, an AU of my own AU. But you can read it as a stand-alone.

    I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure evil smut and nutcracking Crazy Rich Skywalkers.

     

    Chapter 24 Updated on 2019.12.22: Some comfort food for the holidays.

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    Jared promised his surrogate mother that he was bringing a nice, industrious Jewish boy home for Purim. Unfortunately, Jared got dumped three days beforehand, and now he's in a bit of a bind. Luckily, Richard has the weekend off and... He's Jewish, right?

    Richard has been in love with Jared for at least a year now, but rather than tell him, he's just going along with this farce. Yeah. Because that'll be good for his mental health.

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    Crowley is terrified of losing Aziraphale again, but unable to confess his feelings. He follows Aziraphale on an errand to America, where they end up invited to a seder and spend the next year being invited to other holidays and gatherings on both sides of the Atlantic. Is Crowley's pining painfully obvious to everyone but Aziraphale? (Yes.) Are the rabbi and her wife going to try and get them together? (Yes.) How many Jewish holidays will these two ineffable idiots be invited to before they finally admit their feelings to each other? (Read it and see!)

    (And because someone requested it, there is now a link to brief explanatory notes about the various Jewish terms at the beginning of each chapter.)

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    Erik was talked into horrendous sweaters for Christmas, it seems only fair Charles tag along to a Jewish party, as well. (It helps that Purim is much more fun, in Erik's obviously unbiased opinion.)

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    “Oh. My. Gawd. Monica?”

    A series of conversations about how much Janice and Monica love being Jewish lesbians.

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    “I dunno, it’s weird, but... it’s easier to forget about the very real things currently trying to kill me when I think about all the times in the past that people tried and failed to kill people like me? I guess?”

    Martin hasn't celebrated Purim since his mom got sick; Tim is very enthusiastic; Jon and Sasha are along for the ride. (A very late) Chag Purim Sameach, y'all!

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    You are born, you learn, grow and move on, and then you could start a family and do that all over again. How our heroes are doing that?

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    Remus isn't sure why Lily told Sirius about Purim, except for the fact that she probably gets some sadistic pleasure out of watching him deal with Sirius when he goes over the top.

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    It's Purim in 1968 and Dave is tying one on in a costume that is perfectly within army regulations. Klaus is wholly and completely unprepared for the costume and drunken Dave both separately and together.

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    What's the use in making yourself sad about people who can't be here?

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    It was exactly one year ago today my people were nearly annihilated by Ham-- by him. It was only by virtue of Adonai's grace and Mordecai's foreknowledge that I could request a boon of my husband and save all of us.

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    “Costumes,” said Holt. “Alcohol. Noise complaints. Raucous celebration.” He leaned forward, eyes narrowing. “It’s everything you hate. What's your motive, Santiago?"

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    Miryem and her husband celebrate Purim

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    Ezran, Callum, and Ellis are moody because it's Purim and they're far from home and can't celebrate with their families or partake in their traditions. Zym takes it upon himself to make them all feel better.

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    In which Cas teaches Dean about Purim

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    Bette invites Claire to celebrate Purim with her. Featuring lonely upper class girls, grieving, and bad decisions made while stone cold sober.

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    In keeping with the anarchic spirit of the holiday, Purim Torah is a form of rabbinical comedy, involving an ironic, absurdist, or parodic examination of a position that no one seriously holds. You argue something which is at best a stretch, if not completely outlandish. Because it’s fun to argue, is why. If you can make something very silly sound plausible, you win. Typical topics are “was Jacob’s brother Esau actually a vampire?” or “are there aliens in the Tanakh?”

    Or what if Jared’s not Jewish, but Richard is?

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    It's Purim and Viktor's excited to share the holiday with Yuuri.

    It just doesn't go quite as he'd expected. Or hoped.

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    Don't wake the sleeping Trish.

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