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    Now, this is a story all about how your life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how you became a dang ass skeleton fucker.

    It’s been almost three years since monsters have integrated into society. After a frightening experience, you start to run into the same skeleton everywhere you go, and your lonely life soon makes a one-eighty turn. In a world where magic is real and monsters are kind, can you find a way to be part of it? Can you let yourself fall in love again? Can you prove to the world that Take On Me by Aha is the greatest song ever written? Because it definitely, definitely is.

    The Reader uses she/her pronouns and is named--less of a self-insert, more like a story in second-person. I don't generally reply to comments cuz I like an accurate comment count! If you have a specific question, you can ask it on my tumblr @capnhanbers!

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    Yoongi: this gc is the reason why global warming exists smfh

    Just your everyday group chat with your besties BTS except it's just filled with chaos, flirting, bad jokes and the occasional fun fact.

     

    /// REQUESTS ARE OPEN ///
    ( I don't write ships though)

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    A non-chronological, random sampling of text messages from the third year after the finale.
    Sequel to This Will Be Our Year: An Epistolary Peek and This Will Be Our Year: A Second Epistolary Peek.

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    It has gone on for too long, this push and pull between us. White and black, forever in battle. Deep down, I never truly thought we would work out, but I cannot deny some nights I had muttered the two shameful words that would make even Snape gasp; betrayal, love, and a promise all at once.

    Now that I know it cannot happen, any chance gone, now that I know it is despicable even to wish it… I must say those words one last time, to blow them away. I open my mouth and for the final time- for it will be the final time- I whisper,

    “Harrymort Forever”.

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    The night Miss Chloe Decker meets Lord Lucifer Morningstar at a ball is the night her whole world turns upside down.

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    This is part gothic romance, part mystery, part Noël Coward play, & part Jane Austen novel, with Shakespeare quotes, random historical trivia, & most of my favorite fanfic tropes thrown in for good measure. This is a true AU - this does not exist in the actual 1890s of our world, hence 'historical inaccuracies.'

    Most importantly - Lucifer has curls.

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    The universe is against you, truly.

    It has been ever since you were seven years old and found out that Shoto Todoroki has a better quirk than you.

    Now you can't seem to escape him, even on your way to a new high school. Not that he's a bad guy—he's actually really nice, which makes it a lot harder to admit you've been brooding about your differences for years now. It may have been the root cause of most of your personal issues.

    Maybe no one will understand what it's like to be compared to perfection.

    Maybe no one will see your potential, even with that chip on your shoulder.

    Everyone says you're not allowed to dislike Shoto Todoroki.

    But everybody said that Katsuki Bakugou wasn't allowed to be angry at a quirkless nerd who doesn't deserve the spotlight, too.

    Everyone said he's not allowed to dislike the kind and amazing Izuku Midoriya.

    Where does that leave the two of you?

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    “it’s a beautiful day, today. don’t ya’ agree?”

    The human turned to her right startled, by the sudden newcomer. For a moment, she was speechless.

    Frisk was accustomed to the different looks that monsters generally had. Some were small, while others were huge. Some were more human-like, and then there were others that were the most unique being she had seen. The monster standing before her was no different. He stood just a few inches taller than herself, a creature of pure bone and magic, looking very much identical to an animated skeleton of a human. His eyes were nothing, just white specks of magic in a hollow cavern. A smug toothy grin of false joy...

    It was his clothes, however, that rattled her. He was dressed like the man killers roaming the streets of her beloved city....

     

     

    A multi. chapter mobtale frans based story. NOT COMPLETED YET

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    Akaashi is a decent human that leads a pretty miserable life. But when a mysterious Cafe suddenly appears around his residential area, his world to changed for the better. His deadlines aren't as tight, his co-workers was nice to him for a change and he felt a boost in confidence whenever he's doing a presentation. But everytime Akaashi interacts with the 3 very attractive employees that works at the Cafe, he finds them to be very odd. Odd how you say? He doesn't know either, their behaviors were always so...cat-like.

    It's clear that not everything meets the eye.

     

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    A cafe AU in whereas three magical cats boys helps a normal human solve his mundane problems with a sprinkle of magic. (And accidentally falls in love with him!)

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    There are three very important facts about Chris Hartley that everyone who meets him is warned about. Fact one: he loves to tell the worst, most cringe-worthy jokes and puns at a moments notice. Fact two: he has a stupid huge crush on one Ashley Brown. Fact three: he is downright horrible when it comes to baking. He and Ashley (who is also horrible at baking) managing to end up in his kitchen baking gingerbread cookies together? Alone? Well, that was just a recipe for disaster.

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    Hating Yoongi is a Seokjin thing, and hating Seokjin is a Yoongi thing.

    In theory, this would be fine — if only they weren't roommates.

    Roommates who — after a slight blunder involving childproof locks, and one relatively harmless Kim Namjoon — get stuck in a snack pantry together.

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    Everyone knows that Fray’s Hardware is owned by the same people who run the Honey Pot, an online sex shop, and that packages from the Honey Pot are shipped in hardware store packaging for discretion. Magnus keeps finding Fray’s Hardware packages on his doorstep addressed to his new neighbour, one Alec Lightwood. At first, he just chuckles at his neighbour’s enthusiasm, but as time passes, he’s increasingly surprised and impressed at the size and weight and sheer quantity of packages that keep arriving for this Alec person. It’s a while before they meet, because of differing schedules, but when they do, Magnus doesn’t pass up the chance to tease him mercilessly about his Honey Pot addiction. He doesn't know what he was expecting but utter confusion certainly wasn't it.

    This fic will take place over the course of a year and will track the developing relationship between Alec and Magnus, with (slightly) background relationships between Raphael/Simon and Maia/Izzy.

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    you hate tooru oikawa. he has since high school. he does nothing but piss you off with his arrogance and inflated ego. the world is against you, it seems, because after a night of hate fucking the man, you find out that he is your new roommate.

    ( also posted on my tumblr @ tooruluv !! )

    -- influenced very heavily on the japanese drama "good morning call"

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    A collection of Obey Me! one shots because my smutty thoughts have to go somewhere.

    Based on the idea that, if you do the math right, there are an equal amount of subs & doms to take advantage of and I can get behind that.

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    After Chara's unsuccessful attempt at breaking the barrier, he is given a new chance after a brief visitation with the void and six other lost humans. This second chance however sends him on a journey with the undergrounds newest human, Frisk.

    He discovers that things had changed immensely since his plan, both in years, and in the undergrounds newest human treatment.

    A re-telling of the classic story filled with new found hope, determination and love as the two wander around a familiar, yet different environment.

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    One more time.
    One more time and then he can get the fuck out of Dodge, for good.
    Mickey scowls at the skyscrapers rising like Lego blocks from downtown, as the plane circles the South Side preparing to land. The smarter part of him says to look away, but he still ends up running his finger over the window, tracing the lines of familiar avenues and parks. Homing in. Waiting for the city to chew him up and spit him out again. He squishes an ant-sized truck on South Halsted under his thumb and turns away.

    A very long Ian (Pt I & II) and Mickey (Pt III) POV fix-it.

    I don't like to give too much plot away (and there's a lot of it), so I'll just say that Ian's chickens come home to roost and he's forced to choose between his family and Mickey once more.

    Everything is canon through Season 7; started before S8, so divergent from there onwards. Heavy on plot and character exploration. It's largely a drama, but there's a solid vein of black humor running through it and sections of fluff and smut.

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    You are a former resident of Wammy’s House. Long ago, you dreamed of becoming a detective, but showed little promise in your detective studies. Envious of your longtime frenemy L, you left Wammy’s and fell into a life of crime, your feelings of insignificance causing you to spiral downward. When L contacts you for a favor years later, you’re shocked by the actions of a vigilante by the name of Kira. Not wanting to become another victim, you and L reluctantly work together to stop Kira. Can you move on from your life of crime, or will Kira end it?

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    22/?
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    After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.

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    In which Shiro does nothing by halves, and decides exposure therapy is a good idea.

    So he goes to Disney World.

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    Ai accidentally sees Kasumi practicing lines in the clubroom, so Kasumi takes it upon herself to help Ai improve her idol persona.

    How did this happen?

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