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    Stannis is a frequent customer of Sansa's food truck, Bowl'd Over. But is it the organic free range no GMO farm to table vegetarian cuisine that keeps him coming back, or is it something else?

     

    Picset

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    English
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    44,970
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Toriel vit enfin heureuse et sereine à la surface, coulant des jours paisibles avec ses amis. Mais, au fil des visites fréquentes qu'il lui rend, Sans semble se débattre avec un aveu difficile.

    [OS que j'avais posté il y a un bout de temps sur fanfiction.net]

    Language:
    Français
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    1,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Phil is a porn editor.
    Dan is a porn star.

    You know how this ends.

    (contains as many terrible porn puns as I can think of)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,599
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1877
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    The Investigation Team has not yet formed. In fact, it is just over a year before Souji moves to Inaba. Yet they still end up meeting somehow.
    Rather, desperation forced the Digital World to take them on as saviors, when they have no clue how to do this hero business whatsoever. Nor do they know how to get along just yet. Or even want to.
    Who thought this was a good idea, again?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,459
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    239
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    It's been 10 years since the barrier broke.

    I'm in a family full of monster-hating humans. But my soulmates are skeletons. And these said skeletons come from different lines of life. I know family is important, but hating someone, anyone, because of who they are to me is just plain...well, stupid. So if this means that I don't run my family's "business" then so be it. I'd rather love my silly skeletons than live in a family that hurts and ridicules others because of whom they are.

    But I don't think they'll understand as much as I'm hoping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,118
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3314
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    A collection of short stories and one-shots centered around... you guessed it, Poth! May have bits of Afterdeath and Drink sprinkled in every so often.

    Expect drama, angst, fluff, silliness, puns... all that good stuff.

    Credits: Goth belongs to Nekophy, Palette belongs to Angexci/angeutblogo, Reaper belongs to renrink, Geno belongs to loverofpiggies, Ink belongs to comyet/Myebi, Dream belongs to jokublog

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,595
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    316
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    Hibiya needs love advice, badly. But who will help him out? He and all the other boys of the Mekakushi Dan soon learn that help can come from the most unexpected of places, even puns and pick-up lines.

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    5,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    3
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    Murders in small, foggy Inaba shake the town to its core. It's up to a group of teenagers (and one bear) to save the day. But there's no way those teens are normal. Let's see what they get up to, eh?

    A series of shorts and the like following the timeline of the game. It can also serve as a lite novelization, but that's a secondary role.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,198
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1556
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    Ogedei (son of Genghis) Khan has a problem. Somewhere out in where-the-eff-is-Anatolia, his protégé Baiju Noyan has dropped off the map and taken his troops with him. Incoming reports have been increasingly sparse, inarticulate, and disturbing. Has the famously fierce Noyan gone native? Rogue? Insane? All of the above?
    According to the royal diviners, rookie intelligence agent Nerguitani ("No Name Girl") is the best candidate for the mission. Sungurtekin (the Khan's Anatolian spymaster and a native of the Kayis tribal lands where the Noyan was last sighted) privately thinks the diviners have been drinking more spirits than they've been consulting.
    Can a nice girl from the home steppes (with multiple options on not-so-nice) survive the dangerous company of Baiju Noyan and evade the wrath of his sworn nemesis Ertugrul Ghazi? Can she salvage the Khan's Western frontier before it becomes an epic Mongolian cluster... of embarrassments?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,252
    Chapters:
    80/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    Lance isn't someone Keith had ever actually seen before.
    Lance isn't someone Keith had ever actually heard speak before.
    Lance apparently knows almost all of his friends, but neither of them had ever noticed each other.
    Lance is Keith's soulmate.
    Keith knows that.
    Lance doesn't.
    Keith has no current plan to make him, in any sort of way, aware that he knows they're soulmates. Or that his friends know. Or that basically everyone except for Lance knows that the person he's destined to be with forever works only a few doors down.
    Not yet. Not until Keith knows what he should say.
    And that's gonna take awhile.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    265
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    George McFly nigdy nie był specjalnie spostrzegawczy.

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    Polski
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    793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    11
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    David is a member of the mafia, lead by Cameron Campbell.
    Daniel is a cop.
    And they somehow make it work. They are dorks.

    It's actually just a funny little story with a lot of bad puns and dad jokes because I love them and want to share them. Also I think they are absolutely hilarious.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,234
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    drabbles pulled from bigger projects. see links in notes for full stories. (so far, only chapters 2, 5, 6, 7, 11, 12, & 15 have complete stories.)

    (title from “좋아요 [pt. 1 & pt. 2]” by bts)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,905
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2577
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    In which a juvenile turtle and his insane friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of the older generation. Between Uncle Michelangelo's omnipresent desire to nurture and Uncle Leonardo's aloof, hesitant forays into mentorship, hopefully someone can love some sense into Sandro's Miniature Nutcase before she robs a bank or something.

    Newest chapters are "The Beach - Part Three" and "Small Moments - The News"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    158,155
    Chapters:
    59/?
    Comments:
    457
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2957
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    “Come on Levi, I thought you wanted to eat me…?”
    Better summary [but with a few spoilers kinda]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    759
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    Love is a shambling thing, gray-faced and gasping. It moves in from the west, the setting sun behind it. Those who see it avert their eyes. Love does not eat or drink, love separates its many teeth and consumes. Love is a shambling thing, grey-faced and gasping. -Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past. Let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future!

    Expect: Sex. Romance. Freedom. Violence. Mystery. Intrigue. Embarrassment. Candy. Vapors. Swords (and other weaponry). Blood. Fire. Consequences. Black Humor. Kink-shaming fine art. Beauty. Elegant and finely crafted links. Music. Mercy. Reconciliation. Murk. Mire. Liars. Truth. Magic. God. Miracles. Monsters. Cold hard science. Dick jokes. Vaj jokes. Even more fart jokes. Drugs. Politics. Revolution. Love. The glorious war of sibling affection. Ghosts. In this Family, we bury our secrets and our relatives alive. Speak, or eat your heart raw and flush with blood. Wolves. Winter. Demons. Hell. Freedom. Beauty. Truth. Love.

    The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive Time; and if you're afraid of the dark, which can't be seen through, don't be. Most of the truly frightening things are too small to be seen or inside your body already.

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    English
    Words:
    677,712
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A collection of one-shots and continuation one shots of ColdFlash moments needing to be exposed.

    (Title inspired by the song Broken Arrow - Pixie Lott)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,750
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    6849
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    It took them seventeen years to accept what they meant to each other. Now that they could finally live together in peace and harmony, mistakes from the past seem to threaten their happiness. A child that will someday kill its mother, the mind of a terrorist stuck in the body of a teenager and an evil guy fanboying around are only three of the problems they will have to face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,814
    Chapters:
    14/23
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    666
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    Professor Petyr Baelish has long learned that the PhD student he’s currently supervising is so much more than a pretty face.

    GREAT tits, for one thing. Legs that go all the way up, my friend.

    But when Sansa Stark rocks up one rainy Friday afternoon for a harmless game of chess… their consult just got even more interesting.

    For just like love and war, chess is a battlefield… and a dirty, dirty game.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    428
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    You love making Bruce blush and when joking around with Tony about you and Bruce Playing Doctor turns him crimson you go off to do just that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    238

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