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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

    Language:
    English
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    129,289
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    714
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    A collection of 100 word drabbles. Because I'm a wordy asshole and I want to practice writing shorter, more succinct things. Also I have no time, and limits are supposed to be good for the soul or something. Also-also all of these are probably going to be straight-up nonsense and have no place near canon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,267
    Chapters:
    18/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    886
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    K.O. and Dendy explore themselves and each other by participating in Kinktober 202X.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,441
    Chapters:
    22/31
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    663
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    These are short stories written for My Hero Academia! Will add tags as they become relevant, (all) might add original characters. For now, these are mostly unrelated little ideas using the characters of MHA/BNHA! :)

    Language:
    English
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    4,791
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    25
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    A collection of short drabbles written about my troll hunter Draggka for TrollGust on Tumblr. With varying degrees of canon-ness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,328
    Chapters:
    15/29
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    75
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    Justin and Alex hanging out one Friday night. The conversation turns toward Justin's buddy, Zeke.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The Bakers were a good family until it all went bad...and they kidnapped the wrong girl. The fight flips sides when the bad guys get more then they bargained for - because he's coming to find her. Sadly for them, he's not just some dude - he's a wise cracking hero. And hell hath no fury like a hero scorned. It's not vengeance he's after...it's a reckoning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,242
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1185
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    KingLou: now listen here buckaroo,

    ISellKids: hold your horses,

    Vilent: I'm surrounded by idiots.

    I have no life so I made this for fun.

    Series
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    English
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    7,265
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1426
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    The one where quirkless fanboy Midoriya Izuku rescues Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, gets mistaken as his fiancé while he is in a coma, and gets caught up in the most unlikely fake engagement... until his childhood enemy and Todoroki's classmate Bakugou Katsuki enters the picture and tries to catch him out.

    Quirkless AU based on the film; endgame BakuDeku.

    --

    Whatever bravado Izuku had summoned the night before out of some sense of poetic justice went flying out of the window as soon as he heard Bakugou Katsuki's heartstoppingly familiar voice at the doorway.

    “Midoriya? – as in Midoriya Izuku? Deku is Todoroki’s fiancé?”

    “Yes! How did you know?” Despite Uraraka’s delighted tone, Izuku didn’t need to turn around to feel the incredulous narrowing of those red eyes.

    Dammit. They had been so close to getting away with it.

    “Bullshit.”

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    325
    Kudos:
    691
    Bookmarks:
    208
    Hits:
    6700
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    The One Where:
    1. Namjoon is as clumsy as ever.
    2. He gets into an accident while snowboarding.
    3. Seokjin is a first aider, and a handsome one at that ( ˘ ³˘)❤

    or

    Namjoon hurts his ankle, but Seokjin is there to save the day AU!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,692
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2775
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    Want to sex up a skeleton? Sure you do! Come on in and let's get boning!
    -
    Prompt fills for Kinktober 2018, tags will be updated as chapters are posted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,686
    Chapters:
    21/31
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4623
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    Virgil believes that your significant others should always be your best friends.
    Logan believes you should only be in a relationship if doing so makes you happy therefore all types of relationships are valid if the people involved are satisfied.
    Roman believes in people being predestined to be together, whether that's as friends or something else.
    Patton believes love is when you share everything with someone and he has a lot of love to give.
    Let's face it guys, these boys belong together. They are literal parts of the same person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,600
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1838
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    How do you give someone a Persona? What exactly happened to Sho Minazuki when he was growing up in the lab...and why did Akihiko stop Mitsuru from telling Yukari why she “didn't have a choice” in regards to joining SEES? Perhaps red hair isn't the only thing they have in common.
    Post-Ultimax. (P3, P4, 'ships TBD)

    **If you see this story anywhere else not under this name, let me know.**

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,260
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    755
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    Gabriel heads to Indiana for his yearly trip to the Morrison Farm.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    422
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    Five times Izuki traded puns with the point guards of rival teams, or at least tried to. (+1)

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,673
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    33
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    Someone, somewhere, has messed up, no one is pleased with this.

    Instead of going home, eight skeletons find themselves in a place unlike any of their homes. The natives don't seem too friendly either.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,610
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    819
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    When Pandemonium hosts a Halloween Party for all the geeks and freaks of Brooklyn that leaves Alec tipsy and turned on, the competitive Lightwood spirit is triggered when he sees an opportunity for winning the best prize of all - a wickedly hot bite out of Magnus Freaking Bane!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    415
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    After being obliged to eat cookies he didn't want to, Guan Shan gets turned into a cat.

    To his demeowse, the purrson who ends up taking care of him, is none other than He Tian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,436
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1836
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    He might have watched a little much Disney.

    She might be one lucky bug.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    528
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    Murders in small, foggy Inaba shake the town to its core. It's up to a group of teenagers (and one bear) to save the day. But there's no way those teens are normal. Let's see what they get up to, eh?

    A series of shorts and the like following the timeline of the game. It can also serve as a lite novelization, but that's a secondary role.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,824
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    573
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    4082

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