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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    Frenchie's father needs his help with a business deal, and he's not above blackmail to get it. The favour? Frenchie has to marry a complete stranger.

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    “This painting, where did you get it?” He snarls, brandishing his knife in its direction. The first mate gulps loudly, terror in his eyes at the abrupt change of topic.

    It’s the merchant captain who answers him, his lips stumbling over the halting words.

    “B-Bridgetown, Barbados sir. About five months ago. It was painted by the Widow Bonnet.”

    In The Kraken’s periphery, he registers Jim’s head snap up, followed by Izzy’s a heartbeat later. Fang shifts uncomfortably on his feet. Frenchie whines. Archie watches them all with confusion written plainly on her face.

    Finally, Ed begins to stir from within the inky depths of The Kraken’s soul.

     

    Or season 2 if Ed had heard the news of Stede’s untimely death.

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    Usually, spirits only come back when they have unfinished business. But what if the business left unfinished isn't theirs? And what if there's a lot of it? Can love, alone, give you a second chance? Also what if you had to share your body with your dad???

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    “The right words are hard,” Ed agrees, nodding as he swings his arms by his side awkwardly. “Big fan of action instead.”

    “Exactly!” Jim exclaims. “You get it!” They blink a few times as they look at Ed, clearly surprised to have this moment of connection. They clear their throat and look at Stede. “So, I was thinking about how to thank you, and I discussed it with Oluwande and Archie, and we agreed that it’d be nice if I fucked you with one of my dildos.”

    Stede stares at them, sure he’s misheard. “What?” he croaks.

    Stede has brought back a letter about the Siete Gallos from the cursed ship instead of the suit, and Jim wants to show him their appreciation for his growth as a captain.

    By fucking him.

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    “Evening!” the slighter one calls out and pushes back his red hood. It’s a white man, smiling cheerfully, and the moonlight makes his hair shine. Ed’s not great at estimating a human’s age, but the man seems to be an adult in his forties. “I’m Stede, and this is my companion Oluwande. And with whom might I have the pleasure?”

    Ed blinks, looking at Jim before looking up at the blond man on horseback. His companion swears at him but pushes back his hood as well. He’s wearing an orange hat and his skin is dark. He eyes Jim and Ed nervously, but he also keeps glancing at Stede. “Sorry, you’re asking us to introduce ourselves?” He and Jim are obviously wolves. Ed’s hair might be long and curly, but he knows his ears stick out just as Jim’s, and he’s made no effort to hide his tail. And humans might not have a wolf’s keen sight, but they must’ve noticed the yellow eyes.

    “Yes.” Stede bats Oluwande’s hand away as the other man whispers something. “Olu, it’s only good manners! I lured them over for a reason!”

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    Jim wakes up in the middle of the night to Archie's spot in the bed empty.

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    Stede:
    Dear Crew of the Revenge,
    Thank you, everyone! It is with hope that after the apology today, we can move on as a crew together and, as Edward wisely put, move the culture forward.
    Thank you all again!
    Sincerely,
    The Gentleman Pirate

    It's 1717, and the crew of the Revenge are stuck on a boat with the man who tormented them and the captain who let him stay. Left with no other choice, the crew get back at them the best way they can: Sassy group chats.

    A story about community, and the imperfect path towards getting better. Ensemble cast.

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    Frenchie gently pushes the door shut behind him, plunging the room back into darkness; but Izzy can still hear him fiddling by the entryway. "So... can I just-?"
    Izzy huffs- always such a production.
    "Don't give a fuck what you do, just do it quietly." Get over here for fuck's sake.

    or:
    the Kraken crew find their way to Izzy's cabin when the nights are too much
    [takes place between 2.5 and 2.6]

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    Colette Seburn was destined for more than her life in her small town would ever be able to give her. When her kind neighbor, Stede Bonnet, ran to try his hand at a life of piracy, she convinced him to take her along. It turns out that while some people aren't made for piracy, some are better suited than anyone could ever expect. Unfortunately, Collette found out you can't simply run away from some things- especially when you're stuck on a ship with them.

    Our Flag Means Death polyOc fic! Love interests focus on Izzy Hands, Jim, and Frenchie.

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    "You can fuck right off, pendejo," Jim growls, and Pete doesn't even have to look back to know that their hand is already at their knife.

    There's a deep laugh that belongs to neither of them before: "Get your fucking hand off of her," Jim demands, voice raising, and Pete knows that Archie and Jim can hold their own in a fight.

    But out of the corner of his eye, Pete can see that Big Asshole has friends. Plus, it's usual in a bar like this that whoever starts the fight gets ganged up on by everyone else in the bar.

    So if a fight is going to go down- and knowing Jim's low tolerance for bigoted assholes, it definitely will- Pete is going to damn well make sure that Jim's got back-up.

    “If you'll excuse me, my good dude,” Pete says to Mel, “I just need to help with something real quick." Then he turns around, pulling out his handgun, and pistol-whips the guy who had been harassing Jim and Archie.

    Big Asshole hits the floor like a sack of potatoes and Pete gets into the first bar brawl he's been in since he joined the crew of the Revenge.

    (When things go sour in a new bar in the Republic of Pirates, Pete throws himself into defending his friends.)

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    Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach hire a film crew to record whatever the fuck is going on in the Revenge.

    [A portable sitcom if you will. Each 'episode' will center on a particular crew (partly bc I'm bad at giving them equal screen time when all crew is simultaneously involved). Also, a sad first attempt in writing a screenplay. Enjoy the chaos.]

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    Lucius Spriggs is an open book. Everyone on the ship knows everything there is to know about Lucius, about how everything on heaven and sea is in his sketches' purview, about how he loves easily and rashly and recklessly.

    Yet when they take their bimonthly trip to the Republic of the Pirates, no one expects someone to ask for him by name.

    Frenchie and Wee John reach the pier only to find a woman standing by the gangplank, a roll of paper in one satiny brown hand.

    “Might we ask what you’re doing loitering by our ship, ma’am?” Frenchie asks, polite as can be.

    The woman blinks, her brow furrowing. “I was told I needed to find the ship captained by Stede Bonnet. You wouldn’t know a Lucius Spriggs, would you?”

    "We've really got to spread Captain Olu's reputation around better-" Frenchie says before her words process and his jaw drops.  “What might a girl want with a ship's scribe?"

    “Melanie Spriggs,” the girl says, sticking out a hand to shake. All of a sudden the girl’s nose, jaw, and sharp smile seem far too familiar for comfort. “I came to tell my brother that our parents finally kicked the bucket."

    (An old face from Lucius' past returns, but might end up sticking around.)

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    Izzy is trying to cope with what was done to him... A shark... He was disabled now, as useless as any, and the bottom of the bottle came quicker and quicker

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    Written in ink as red as blood, is Hoping that Buttons escapes the sirens. A & I.

    Lucius doesn’t know whether to laugh or to cry, because Buttons, as a seagull, somehow cares enough about them to bring the message, but also that ink’s not red as blood.

    That’s blood, and it’s either Izzy’s or Archie’s.

    Pete catches the paper as it falls from Lucius’ fingers. “Honey,” he says, and there shouldn’t be dread in his voice, not when he can’t read the words on the paper, “Tell me what it says.”

    But you don’t need to read to see the back of the paper. On the side without words written in blood, Lucius’ own sketch stares back at him.

    The back of the paper is the sketch that Archie always carries in her inner vest pocket- the matching profiles of Jim and Olu from the wedding, Jim’s harsh lines softened by joy and Olu’s soft profile straightened by pride. The back of the paper is Olu’s face, the blood stain marring his nose, the side of his mouth, and his jawline.

    “Get the Captain,” Lucius says, his voice exiting his mouth hard and flat, more of an order than he’s ever given. “We’ve got two souls to rescue.”

    (Izzy and Archie are captured, but there's rescuers on the way!)

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    Jim's enemy freezes, a crossbow bolt sprouting from his forehead. Blood gushes over Jim's face and they spit it out as they once spat out the blood from Izzy's amputation.

    As they wipe the blood from their face, they look up, above the heads on the ship, to find Lucius lowering a crossbow from the deck of the Revenge.

    Jim never had anyone to guard their back before. They never needed it. Olu, as their supposed matelot, often ended up needing to be guarded, not the other way around.

    But the part of their mind that is so fiercely independent, so individual, bent while in that brig. They fought and screamed and slashed, trying to get to the harbor, but eventually they stopped fighting, not because they didn't want to find Olu, but because they needed to keep those who remained on the Revenge safe. If they left and a crewmate was injured in battle, or Lucius didn't get fed, they wouldn't be able to bear the guilt.

    They missed Olu like a lost limb, but they had people to watch for. People to protect. People to care for.

    And it seems like those people care for Jim just as much.

    (Everybody's first raid back. A lot of surprise saves from surprise corners.)

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    It is probably not helpful to a man's recovery from death to punch him in the face. Or to threaten him with a knife to the throat.

    But since this is the recovery of Ed Teach, formerly Blackbeard, some might say that such violent movements are necessary.

    The whole crew is gathered onboard for the grand apology tour of Ed Teach. Some accept the apology in stride. Others, however...

    Jim grits their teeth, their rage swelling inside of them. Izzy's hand clenches at his side, his stump aching. Frenchie and Fang can't look Ed in the eye. Archie's hand finds itself on Jim's shoulder, unwilling to let go.

    But the first verbal protest comes from the most unlikely of sources: not Jim, the assassin, nor Archie or Fang or Frenchie, true pirates, nor Izzy, with the most personal grievance.

    It comes from the ship's rat. The sick little boy who lived in a trunk, a wooden puppet begging to become a real boy or else die ill and starved and dehydrated, drowning in the salt and tears in his lungs.

    "That's not fucking good enough," Lucius hisses.

    (Some punching, some threatening through knives, some kissing in the middle of a brawl- each pirate has their own way of confronting their demons.)

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    A quick fuck before the man dies in the fuckery surely can't have any unintended consequences.... right?

    ~~~

    Izzy trailed his hand along the ostentatious curtain. “He adores you. Why, I’ll never know, but he does.” He glanced through the gauzy fabric at the ridiculous blonde, dressed in tight black clothing that showed more of his figure than the flowy garments he usually favored. “So… Plumb the depths, man.”

    Stede snorted, standing and running a hand along the spine of a book, seemingly gathering his courage. “‘Plumb the depths’, eh?” Stede turned, sharply, taking a few steps forward until he was mere inches from Izzy, nothing but the thin, translucent fabric between them. “Tell me, Mr. Hands. You say Ed adores me, how do you feel?” The smell of alcohol on his breath was mild, but present.

    Izzy twitched the curtain aside, looking up at Stede in challenge. “Does it matter?”

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    A few short and sweet stories of what happens when the separated couples on the crew of The Revenge are finally reunited after so long

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    “I was—would you—I want to know about your old crew.”
    Roach tenses, eyeing Izzy suspiciously. “Why?”
    Izzy fidgets for a moment before sighing. “I want to find them.”
    Roach raises an eyebrow. “Why?”

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    roach has a backstory shrouded in secrecy and the scars to remember it by. izzy's best method of showing his love is to destroy everyone who's ever touched things they shouldn't. he enlists the assistance of one jim jimenez and finds an unlikely fondness for a certain seagull, planning to track down the most cruel pirate captain on the seas. for the first time in a while, everything goes according to plan.

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