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    Jaskier's encounter with a local laundress leaves her in desperate need of one cantankerous, white-haired witcher.

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    The female!Jaskier AU that absolutely no one needed, yet here we are.

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    Geralts life is perfect. Perfect wife, perfect child and perfect job. But he questions everything when he meets the man with the most beautyful eyes in the world.

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    "Don't you have a Witcher to annoy?"

    Jaskier smiled at Yennefer, of all responses. He had been wearing the same clothes for five days and hadn't complained once. Not even when Yennefer left an inn with him still asleep inside. “I thought that I’d annoy you for a bit if that’s all right.”

    “It is not.”

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    Geralt (Gary) is a 17-year-old teenager who lives with his younger sister Cirilla (Ciri) and Uncle Vesemir (Uncle Ves). Having lost their parents very early, the siblings were educated at home, without ever having attended school. All his education was left to his uncle, but Geralt and his sister will have to face the dark world of a formal school after a court order.

    Even if he doesn't agree with that, Gary will go to Kaer Morhen High, the best high school in the city of Cadven. But he doesn't know if he will be able to fit into this new reality, starting with his physical appearance: from white hair to scars and yellow eyes, he needs to find a way to go through the two last years of high school as imperceptibly as possible. He will count on the help of the beautiful top-of-the-class Yennefer Vengerberg and the aspiring musician Jask Dandelion to adapt to this new reality.

    But what can happen until then?

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    Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

    He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

    Or:

    How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one of them.

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    1/?
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    16
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    189
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    32
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    When Jaskier sees someone being chased by Nilfgaardian soldiers, does he intervene or does he turn his back?

    That's up to you! This is a choose your own adventure story.

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    27/?
    Comments:
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    11
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    "Does Geralt know you're pawing through his things?" he asked as he came to stand next to the bard, peering down at the swords scattered about. A quick count revealed at least twenty so far.

    "Geralt isn't here," Dandelion replied absentmindedly as he reached an arm into the chest. He pulled it out with another sword tight in his grip. "Gods above! I already pulled out twenty silver swords. How many more could there be?"

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    Dandelion's curiosity about the contents of Geralt's storage chest gets the better of him.

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    Geralt got a contract that seemed very easy to complete. Some rich peasant hired him to kill creatures that the witcher could not identify by description, but which burned half of this peasant's wheat field. It turned out not at all as Geralt expected. He was captured by a forest tribe and was forced to carry a child for the Forest King himself. Damn, this was not how he intended to spend the winter.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    49
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    6
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    After her victory against the White Frost, Ciri returns to Velen to tie up loose ends: slaying the last Crone, saving a friend, and answering an emperor.

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    Zoltan, Dandelion, and Priscilla decide to go all in on a new money-making scheme involving gwent. This time, they are going to sell stories and dolls of the characters that appear on gwent cards. It's guaranteed to make a killing.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “You. Student,” the witcher growls, voice rough and low.
    “My name is Jaskier,” he answers, crossing his arms.
    “Jaskier. You really want to help?”
    “Yes,” he says, before he can question the safety or intelligence of it.
    The man’s body tenses, as if bracing himself. “I need to get into the sewers underneath the university campus,” he says through gritted teeth as though it physically hurts him to have to make a request of Jaskier.
    “You can’t get into them from the rest of the sewers?”
    “No, they’re closed off.”
    “Hmm.” Jaskier thinks about it. Considers it carefully. Then he says, “Okay. I have an idea. Follow my lead, witcher.”

    (or: Jaskier is a bardic arts student at Oxenfurt University who finds new inspiration in a witcher with a reputation problem. Geralt is a witcher who finds himself oddly captivated by a bard who trusts a witcher without fear. Romance ensues.)

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    Nobles rarely marry for love. Jaskier marries the Warlord of the North to protect his sisters.

    It goes better than he expected.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Post Blood and Wine.

    Much has changed since Geralt of Rivia had been released from prison after he let the vampire Dettlaff van der Eretein go. While visiting the Duchess Dandelion found evidence that the whole of Sylvia Anna’s childhood traumas were orchestrated by the Duchess in order to gain control of the duchy for herself. A coup was staged, and Damien de la Tour is currently in control of the duchy. With the help of Yennefer of Vengerberg, he is holding the duchy together till the Emperor can arrive and set up a new line of succession for the storybook state.

    With Regis having been gone for close to a year Geralt held out little hope of ever seeing his friend again, but when a new conspiracy comes to light, this one deeper, more insidious than the previous, Damien de la Tour pulls Geralt from retirement. Regis and Geralt are tasked with one of the toughest battles they will have to face.

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    147/?
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    1043
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    After inheriting a large sum of money from his neglecting parents, Jaskier makes his way to France to connect with his roots and to work on his music. He quickly falls in love with an old, ruined châteaux that he wants to renovate and make liveable again, not knowing that the old halls are haunted. Jaskier is mostly enchanted by the music room and a painting of a scarred man with golden eyes. Soon he starts to dream of this man and realizes he has visions of this man’s past.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    Comments:
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    80
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    4
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    938
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    He flicked his camera back on, not bothering with the other recording equipment.

    “Hey guys, it’s… wow 3 am! I can’t sleep and I have this song stuck in my head so… enjoy, I guess.”

    His fingers flew over the keys. He preferred piano covers for softer songs and guitar covers for punchier and more cheerful music. But raw covers like this… they had the most impact.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    56
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    2
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    492
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    Julian gave up his life as a witcher to become Jaskier the bard ten years ago. He lives a peaceful life with his druid lover, Geralt, until a friend vanishes and he’s forced to take up witchering again to find him.

    Geralt comes to Novigrad to find Jaskier, the man he loves, and has no choice but to seek out the help of Eskel, the mage who broke his heart decades ago.

    It’s been forty-two years since Eskel lost Geralt, so when his former love walks into his shop and asks for help tracking down his current lover, Eskel has no choice but to agree, even if it breaks his heart.

    Yennefer just came to Novigrad to take a contract on a zeugl. She has no interest in tracking down the killer kidnapping non-humans all over the city, not until she runs into Julian, the Bear witcher she once loved.

    Now the four of them have to contend with a vicious killer and a terrified city— as well as their complicated feelings for each other.

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    English
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    17,412
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    72
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    208
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    46
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    1402
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    Jaskier is finally doing what he wants to do with his life, working to make his beloved café a success and hopefully start sharing his music with the world again sometime soon. When a blood-soaked witcher collapses outside the café, he finds he’s gained a new friend who fits surprisingly comfortably into his new life. He’s happy, really he is – but he’d be even happier if maybe they could be more than just friends someday. Shame a powerful, destiny-touched witcher with an indefinite lifespan is so unlikely to be interested in a romance with a normal, boring human. Although… Geralt of Rivia probably doesn’t steal horses for just anyone, right?

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    English
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    21,318
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1388
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    Modern au.
    Jaskier works as a late night radio talk show host in the small town of Hazelbury.
    The subject of his talk show? Everything spooky and supernatural.

    What happens when a caller starts to challenge his stories, claiming to know the truth about all the monsters Jaskier’s show talks about?

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    English
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    9,714
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    651
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    In the Northern Realms, Mina Van Aldenkamp, née kh'Amanni, has a lot of things going for her. She's rich enough to throw money away on hopeless causes, for one thing, and she's an alpha, which makes everything easier.

    Well... almost everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    261
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    When Geralt rescued a wizard that smelled faintly like feet and had a wagon filled with ridiculous amounts of cheese, he didn't expect to get dragged into being a student in a human school of all things. He's a witcher, not a scholar. But winter is here, he isn't in Kaer Morhen, and the wizard is offering to pay for his lodgings and food as long as he enrolled and passed his classes.

    Between looking for an inn that would be willing to house a witcher (and that's not counting if they would overprice him or not) and a strange wizard offering free housing and food, it was obvious which was the lesser evil.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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