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    Hannibal Lecter is searching for that one special omega to ride out the zombie apocalypse with. OK, maybe two special omegas...

    Please read tags and stick to your lane if you suspect that Cannibal Sex Slave Human Pet Harems in the Zombie Apocalypse is just never going to be your thing. And remember that every time you kink shame a fan fic writer, a zombie eats another brain. We all need to do our part. Thanks.

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    stranger on the f train

    short letter for ash lynx bcs i think about him too much i hate it
    also! inspired by the song connaissais de face by khruangbin :) u should go listen to it!

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    Edgar jacks off theatrically

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    Imagine this meeting: Two hobbyist supernatural investigators, on the tail of some mystery. Their search ultimately leads them to a woman, and this woman is clearly not human. She moves through gaps and lives in between. (I am not forgetting to specify between what and what.)

    But this woman is familiar to both of our researchers. She’s the spitting image of one of them, in fact.

    And she says, “I have missed you so badly.”

    If you’ll indulge me, let’s examine three of the ways this meeting will play out.

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    Three Mistresses meet at the brink of a new dawn.

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    Will has been thriving at university but there are many unresolved issues. Hannibal decides to test Will with an uncomfortable dinner party... oh, and Hannibal bought Will a suit. Bella is kind of awesome. Part of the Evolution series.

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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    my sister
    has golden hair
    & bright blue eyes
    & the potential to be the best of us

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Moving from town to town is exhausting work to keep your face hidden and your hobbies going, but it's worth it to find that crushing high.

    Hannibal drags himself all over the country, following specific people to kill and following a strict set of rules he laid for himself, struggling to keep his blood lust under wraps. He soon finds himself in dreary town called Oak Creek and coming face to face with a local who is too curious for his own good.

    Albeit, he intrigues Hannibal too, but he is left to wonder if he wants to kill the local or treat him like a delicate rose, blooming in winter's chrysalis...

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    Kambe Daisuke, his not-friend Kamei Shinnosuke, and his good friend Hoshino Ryou are well known throughout Suguremashita
    Junior and Senior High School, an elite private school in Tokyo, for being incredibly wealthy, incredibly smart or both. Kambe is top of the school, constantly scoring between 98-100 on every assignment given, the only thing that breaks his perfect student persona are his atrocious study methods.

    However, Kambe's record could be taken away when the newest scholarship student Katou Haru joins the exclusionist community by seating himself in Kambe's self-assigned seat. With his equally as, if not more, atrocious study ritual and his unwavering determination to stay in this school, he easily catches up with Kambe's scores. A rivalry sparks and they're constantly butting-heads.

    When a string of stalkings and murders sprout from the ground, they must place their rivalry aside to investigate what the school keeps trying to sweep away.

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    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
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    84
    Bookmarks:
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    Mikan Tsumiki is 25 years old, a nurse, and completely under the thumb of her boss.

    These are the labels that define her. She understands these.

    What she cannot understand is Ibuki Mioda.

    The news would have you believe she's the scourge of the earth. Idol fans think she's too much, even for them. She's confusing, an anomaly. And she's best friends with her roommate.

    Everyone seems to think they know Ibuki Mioda, that she's a done deal. So why can't Mikan stop thinking about her?

    aka. Ama writes a cutesy(?) bandaid fanfiction that is held together by knowledge gleaned from scrubs and a yearning to see more ladies in love. As opposed to gals being pals

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    During a free-for-all match between Sonic the Hedgehog, Pikachu, Wolf O'Donnell, and Palutena, something goes wrong and a new form of life is unleashed upon the world. Now, follow the goddess Wolfutena as he tries to have fun with his newfound powers.
    Note: Though he is now a goddess, Wolfutena still prefers male pronouns.

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    Chapters:
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    Stranded in a world of music and abstract imagery, Sakaido struggles to find meaning in anything as the Wellside rush to solve a sudden kidnapping and save a young life.

    Partly inspired by music and art from Jake Bowen's "Isometric".

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    James Fitzjames, erstwhile food writer and man-about town, is sent to the Swedish hinterland on assignment to write about the last days of an extraordinary restaurant. Kissa is helmed by renowned chef Silna Holgerssøn with the assistance of the legendary Francis Crozier, who has finally cleaned up his act. Photographs by Harry Goodsir, comic relief by Tamara Blanky.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    25
    Bookmarks:
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    A short story based on SYML's "Where's My Love"

     

    He stood up and walked onto the small balkony, his heart heavy as he looked out over the empty streets of the sleeping city, slick with late summer rain.
    A heavy sigh escaped his lips.
    "Why do you do this to me darling", he muttered to himself as he looked onto the empty roads with fear flickering behind his eyes, fickle as the flame of a candle in the wind.

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    There’s a time so long ago that when Kieran remembers it, it seems almost like a daydream. A passing moment so faint, so bright, that it’s almost false. He remembers the days when he stared into the mirror and a wide-eyed child stared back, a child with a rosy view of the world and so much hope. So much life.

    “Have you ever felt that tinge of warmth when you see those subtle moments in life that remind you that humanity can be beautiful?”

    “That sense of humanity. I don’t ever want to lose it.”
     
    Oh, how it has all crumbled like sandcastles in his bloodstained hands.

    (Kieran catches fleeting moments in time. Chief among them: the elusive smile of a certain red-haired officer.)

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    and there's no room in this hell
    there's no room in the next
    but does anyone notice
    there's a corpse in this bed?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    2nd year of Hogwarts; rumours, a monster, a diary and a ghost. Also, revelations on Harry's heritage, parentage, and what even is parseltongue??

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    3
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    When Tiffany finds herself caught in a rainstorm and seeks out a lonely manor house as her only source of shelter, she has no idea of the mystery (and the danger) that she is only just beginning to wrap herself into. But will her story with the mysterious manor owner end in love, or something much more gruesome?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    I'll regret posting this.

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    @katyazamo Would it be Alanisesque ironic for me to actually fall in love/lust with @trixiemattel whilst ironically promoting our virtual romance?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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