3 Works in Post-Episode: s01e10 Something Sour Patch

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    SPOILERS FOR TEENAGE BOUNTY HUNTERS. Post S1 EP 10 AU “Something Sour Patch”.

    April wonders if she’s being punished by God because he sure has a sense of humor. Or maybe Ellen just really really realllly wants April and Sterling to be friends again. Because it seems that she will be sharing a tent with her sort of ex, Sterling.

    It’s been a month since the lock-in, a month of radio silence between April and Sterling. When Coach Esposito and Ellen decide that the debate team needs to go camping during a three day weekend for “team bonding”, April wants nothing better than to hide out in her house with Sergeant Bilko. But Stevens don’t run from their problems. They aggressively and forcefully crush any competition. Uh, maybe that might be why her dad was in jail.

    It doesn’t help matters that Sterling hasn’t been acting like her usually bubbly self since the lock in and what’s with her dad, asking about Blair and Sterling? It doesn’t matter. One way or another, April’s going to make the most of this trip and she might enjoy spending time with Sterling. . . Might.

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    SPOILERS FOR TEENAGE BOUNTY HUNTERS. Post S1 EP 10 AU “Something Sour Patch”.

    Sterling is having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

    First, she gets into a fight with her twin sister over flaking on her when she had her date with Miles and Bowser had a bounty. Then, she goes to the lock in and finds her formerly sworn enemy now crush? girl friend? Flirting with her ex-boyfriend and she gets dumped. To top it all off, she gets kidnapped by her Aunt Dana and her abusive psycho boyfriend, who incidentally is her mother’s identical twin and . . . is also her birth mother. What. A. Day!

    Reeling from the bomb her Aunt Dana dropped, things take a turn for the worse and the twin’s world will never be the same. Drop in a dash of adoptive father Bowser, puppy dog Luke and a worried April and it is one helluva bumpy ride towards finding a new normal.

    The thing is . . . Sterling and April don’t want things to go back to normal.

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    “What are you, homophobic or something?”

    “Wh—I’m gay, Blair. How can I be homophobic if I’m gay?”

    “It doesn’t make you exempt, idiot.” With that, Blair turns to Bowser. “You can be homophobic even if you’re gay, right?”

    Bowser shifts in his seat to glare back and forth between the two of them in livid silence before finally saying, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”

    “Homophobic,” Blair mumbles.

    Or: Blair and Sterling discuss the logistics of lesbianism (much to Bowser's chagrin).

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