15 Works in Post-Deadpool 2 (2018)

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    “How did you fix it?” he asked.
    “Ask Ellen the Teenage Warhead,” Wade shrugged as he stood up, “As for baby Hitler he ended up having a diaper change, funny story I was actually going to call Cable since he was so keen on killing Russel, I thought this would be like taking candy from a baby, if that means replacing it with a bullet that is,”

    {Summary updated 10/02/2019}

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    In which Cable finds some comfort in X-Force

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    wade wilson is a man who appreciates quality entertainment-- and watching ironman make a buffoon of himself is top-tier comedy. but wade never meant to accidentally save the world, and he certainly didn't mean to become the mentor of a certain teenage superhero. sometimes, games of keep-away get a little out of hand, but it's whatever.
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    “So you like… defeated Thanos?” Peter asks, clearly astonished.

    “What, like it’s hard?” Wade says in his best Elle Woods impression.

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    Cable got out of bed and put his black briefs on, teeth bared, ready to yell at Wade to fucking let him sleep.

    But Wade’s door was ajar and what the cyborg saw through the crack made him freeze on the spot.

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    Like it or not Wade was a nostalgic little bitch, which explained why he was currently staring at a piss poor excuse for a beer and disregarding the pretty body dancing for him. “Why don't you take a break,” Wade barely reacted to the younger voice as the dancer was offered a hand down from the table. “I got this one.”
    “Didn't know it was lady's night,” Wade's mouth responded even as he took a swig of his drink.
    “I wasn't talking about dancing, you seem distracted, maybe a different kind of distraction will help.”
    “I don't go for jail bate,” Wade grumbled as he finally looked up at the too young face, “Don't you got school in the morning baby boy?”

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    Cable had a plan. Stay in the present, prevent his future, die alone.

    Lo had a plan. Kill the bad guys, make some bank, die alone.

    There was a plan.

    Then it all goes to shit.

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    X-Force is finally up and kicking butt like a family should. But what is this? Cable has de-aged to 6 years old? And now the X-Men are getting involved? How the hell is a Time Travelling bad-ass like Cable even connected to the X-Men?

    The X-Force and the X-Men will need to work together (much to Logan's annoyance) but there is someone else out there with their eyes on a young Cable. Can the teams join forces and protect him from a Sinister presence hunting him or will two families be torn apart.

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    “Are you alright Peter?” Karen asked, making Peter jump. “My sensors indicate a dramatic increase in your heart rate.”

    “I’m fine, Karen,” said Peter.

    Deadpool looked up from his watch. “Do you hear voices too?” he asked excitedly.

    “What? No!”

    “You hear my voice, Peter,” said Karen.

    “That’s not what he means,” said Peter.

    Deadpool looked incredulous. “Okay, okay, I get it. Not ready to open up about the voices?”

    “I do not hear voices!” snapped Peter.

    A desperate Deadpool approaches Spider-Man for help. Insanity ensues as Peter wrestles with his conscience.

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    And so, like most things in domestic life, what starts as routine can quickly become habit. Between the almost daily couch cuddling and occasional late-night sessions of what Wade had dubbed “Deadpool ASMR”, the change between them had been so gradual that Nathan didn’t realize how fucked he was until the damage was done.

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    'Cause you make me feel so brand new and I want to spend my life with you; also known as Wade took Nathan's statement of sticking around for a while seriously, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.

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    Cable freed his mouth and took a step back.
    “Take your mask off. I wanna see you.”
    Wade’s mind did its best imitation of the Windows XP error sound, and all its currently opened tabs froze.
    “What?” he breathed out, several seconds too late.
    “You don’t have to hide anything from me. Besides, I’ve already seen you without it.”

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    Wade Wilson has a totally-not-addiction to online shopping. He takes it out on his newest future friend.

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    Deadpool moves into the X-Mansion.

    His presence leads to some...changes in Colossus' behavior.

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    It’s sort of their thing.

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