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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    Bilbo is freaking out about the state Dis had first met him in, and he hopes he can make a better impression. Dwalin and Thorin help calm his nerves before they meet with her by way of seduction.

    Later, Dwalin and Thorin tell of their past, revealing the depths of their connection and the events that brought them together.

    Lots of smut as usual, and once they meet with Dis there is a bit of humor. I love me some Dis. She is one of my favorite characters to play with at present.

    Let me know if I missed any tags!

    Another fic that works best when read with the series, or at least after reading part 7.

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    Bilbo Baggins understands a lot about his part of the world. The other parts are up for debate. Especially with Westron. He knows his mother would be turning in her grave if he turned this down because he couldn't understand everything that was being said, but is it really worth putting up with the suspicious nature of dwarves? Is it really worth the risk of all of Middle Earth finding out the only secret left?

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    Bilbo learns that you can't run from grief.

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    Bilbo thought himself to be a good husband, or at least, a decent one. But what he sees in the royal library might change his mind... Thorin has an explanation, but will Bilbo listen?

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    Being a wolf skin-changer and the beloved of Thorin Oakenshield, you join the dangerous quest to reclaim Erebor from the dragon. But the journey is full of hazards, facing multiple enemies while trying to survive the trip isn´t easy. Will their love endure this challenge or is it doomed to fail at the end?

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    “Leave me the fuck alone. I’m not answering anything.” Bilbo says through gritted teeth. He tried to think about who it could be. Maybe one of Fili or Kili’s friends. “I swear to God if this is Tauriel I’m-“

    “This isn’t Tauriel.”

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    Bilbo is babysitting, and someone tries to break in

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    Three months after Bilbo Baggins returns to the Shire, he writes a letter for the late Thorin Oakenshield, who was a dear friend to him.

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    Bilbo decides to join the Dwarves on their quest to regain Erebor after Gandalf's young apprentice makes a strong first impression. Life on the road is difficult but the friendship slowly grows into something more.

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    Bilbo goes on the journey across Middle Earth with the Company, as normal. Expect, he has a secret. One that he does not want to accept, but may be forced to over the course of his adventure. Bilbo has always felt uncomfortable with his ability, but just maybe, he can use it for good. At the same time, this little secret may bring Bilbo and Thorin closer, or tear them apart.

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    When Bilbo offers to watch baby Frodo as a favor to his cousins, he discovers that caring for a little one is more of an adventure than he anticipated.

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    "“I never assumed that I could – that he could -,” Bilbo tried feebly.
    Dain leaned in close enough for Bilbo to feel his hot breath over his face. “He could never have cared for you. Was he not clear enough when he threatened to cast you to your death?” Bilbo pinched his face up in pain and clenched his hands into fists. Dain smiled triumphantly.

    “And Fili and Kili?” Bilbo barely managed to whisper out.

    Dain harrumphed. “Fili and Kili will not be far behind him,” he responded with disdain.
    Bilbo closed his eyes again and shook his head. A few tears managed to escape despite his determination not to let this vile dwarf see him so distraught. “Will..- Will there be a ceremony? May I pay my respects?”
    Dain sneered at him. “I am under direct orders from the true Company of Thorin Oakenshield not to allow that to happen. Did you think they would still want you around after you betrayed their king? After you stole the king's jewel?”"

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    Bilbo wanted a family and then the dwarves showed up on his doorstep. It all worked out rather well.

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    At first, Bilbo is very glad to hear of the new alliance between Erebor and the Shire. He is even more excited when he learns that some of his family members are coming to the Lonely Mountain to discuss the details.

    That is, until the dwarves (and Thorin, who is decidedly not and never shall be his) start getting along a little too well with one of his more adventurous cousins, and Bilbo starts doubting about his place.

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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

    This fic is currently being beta read by the awesome snarkmaster94, Thank you so much for your hard work! 

    The first 17 chapters were beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis, thank you so much for helping me so far!

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    Bilbo ends up witnessing something that leaves him confused and questioning the culture of Dwarf relationships. Plus he needs to stop being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Meanwhile the Dwarfs are facing a sudden bout of passion that is spreading.

    (as tag suggests this is just me having fun with a concept rather then focusing too much on grammar and spelling. Although I have tried to keep it minimised. )

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    Bella Baggins was married to Kili son of Dis, daughter of Thrain, Prince under the Mountain until she caught him lies that shouldn't have existed in the first place. Hormones, embarrassment, help from our favorite spy results in a chase across Middle Earth to heal broken hearts and reunite a family before it's too late.

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    Bilbo is captured before he can free the dwarves from the elves dungeons, and taken to the elven king. Thranduil senses that Bilbo loves Thorin and tries to make the Hobbit yield, but his beliefs are too deep. Bilbo does not see the truth. So Thranduil decides to make him a deal.

    (Give me your eyes, and if you can make Thorin Oakenshield love you before the end of your journey then you will see in nothing but pure starlight forever. But if you should fail then you'll never be able to see again.)

    What will Thorin think of Bilbo once he learns that he is blind? What will everyone do? Will he still love Bilbo?

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